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What is your favorite Quote from CaddyShack?
Hey EveryBody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!
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What an incredible Cinderella story, this unknown comes outta no where to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away - he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd - going wild - for this young Cinderella, he's come outta no where, he's got about 350 yards left, he's gonna hit about a five-iron, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing - that's - Oh he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that, the crowd is just on its feet here, uh - He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac - It's in the Hole!
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I am Amazing Content!
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i just saw it in german language - but i have seen it at least 10 times, i think - weird movie
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**LOOKING FOR TRADES**
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"Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."
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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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"He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife."
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"I've got a pond and a pool. The pond would be good for you" - Chevy Chase to Bill Murry.
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rockin tha trailerpark
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"the best part of this grass is, you can play 18 on it, then go home & get stoned as the bejeezus on it"
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that golf course is right between Plantation and Davie in Broward county Fl. It is nothing like in the movie, except onthe greens.
I love that movie.
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Danny Noonan: I've always wanted to go to college.
Judge Smails: Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too
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cmon' wang it's a parking lot
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Viva la vulva!
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Al to Judge Smails' wife "I bet you were somethin before electricity."
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I need a beer
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So Fucking Banned
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This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.
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So Fucking Banned
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This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.
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Doodie!!!!!
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I liked This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.
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