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11-03-2005, 11:38 PM
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Crazy Aussie Bastard
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Location: Wherever I lay my hat, that's my home.
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Female vs Male
A Girls English
Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now! "Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later! "We need to talk" = I need to bitch. "Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too. "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you stupid moron! "How much do you love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me for. "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful. "You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me. "Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead! A Guys English "I'm hungry" = I'm hungry "I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy "I'm tired " = I'm tired "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd like to have sex with you. "Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd like to have sex with you. "Can I call you sometime?" = I'd like to have sex with you. "May I have this dance?" = I'd like to have sex with you. "You look tense, let me give you a massage" = I'd like to have sex with you. "Nice dress" = Nice cleavage. "What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now? "What's REALLY wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. "I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex? "I love you" = Let's have sex right now. "I love you too" = Okay I said it we'd better have sex now! "Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me! "Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys. 
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