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pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-29-2005, 08:23 PM

not for the ladies or those with weak stomachs

post your tasteless joke below

I will start it off

theres this lady right and she 7 months pregnant and bout ready to have the baby any day so her and her husband go to the hospital in the middle of the night cause her water broke

the doctor imediately puts her in stirups and tells her "take a deep breath"

she moans and moans oooohhh the pain is so much

doctor says ok ms jones "PUSH PUSH"

she says "IM TRYING INTRYING"

HE SAYS "PUSH PUSH PUSH"

she says ohhhhhhhhh and pushes as hard as she can

THE BABY POPS OUT!!!!!!!

the doctor takes one look at her

then looks at her husband

THEN THROWS THE BABY ON THE FLOOR

HE PICK THE BABY UP AND THROWS IT AGAINST THE WALL

HE GRABS THE BAY RIGHT LEG AND FLING THE BABY OUT THE damn WINDOW

THE LADY SCREAMS IN SHOCK !!!! OH MY GOD WHAT the fuck ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY

THE DOCTOR SAYS.........................

I WAS JUST JOKIN THAT BITCH WAS DEAD ANYWAY...

llporter · 10-29-2005, 08:24 PM

Lets hope the next joke is a funny one

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-29-2005, 08:26 PM

hey i said it was taseless

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 11-03-2005, 09:24 PM

really fucked up joke bump

10-29-2005, 08:23 PM	#1
pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I convert perverts like catholic church! Posts: 5,133	Pussyservers really tasteless jokes thread not for the ladies or those with weak stomachs post your tasteless joke below I will start it off theres this lady right and she 7 months pregnant and bout ready to have the baby any day so her and her husband go to the hospital in the middle of the night cause her water broke the doctor imediately puts her in stirups and tells her "take a deep breath" she moans and moans oooohhh the pain is so much doctor says ok ms jones "PUSH PUSH" she says "IM TRYING INTRYING" HE SAYS "PUSH PUSH PUSH" she says ohhhhhhhhh and pushes as hard as she can THE BABY POPS OUT!!!!!!! the doctor takes one look at her then looks at her husband THEN THROWS THE BABY ON THE FLOOR HE PICK THE BABY UP AND THROWS IT AGAINST THE WALL HE GRABS THE BAY RIGHT LEG AND FLING THE BABY OUT THE damn WINDOW THE LADY SCREAMS IN SHOCK !!!! OH MY GOD WHAT the fuck ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY THE DOCTOR SAYS......................... I WAS JUST JOKIN THAT BITCH WAS DEAD ANYWAY... Last edited by pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE; 10-29-2005 at 08:26 PM..

10-29-2005, 08:24 PM	#2
llporter Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Boston Posts: 3,221	Lets hope the next joke is a funny one

10-29-2005, 08:26 PM	#3
pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I convert perverts like catholic church! Posts: 5,133	hey i said it was taseless

11-03-2005, 09:24 PM	#4
pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: I convert perverts like catholic church! Posts: 5,133	really fucked up joke bump