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Old 11-04-2005, 09:44 AM   #1
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My mom caught me Beating Off Again...

I am 32 years old and I am sick of my mother barging in my room while I am rubbing one out. I am not allowed to put a lock on the door, so what should I do?
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Old 11-04-2005, 09:45 AM   #2
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I think you should stab yourself in the stomach with a rusty screwdriver
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Old 11-04-2005, 09:46 AM   #3
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I think you should stab yourself in the stomach with a rusty screwdriver
what he said
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Old 11-04-2005, 09:48 AM   #4
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Why don't you get yourself a fucking job and move out of her fucking house you fucking lazy ass fuck!

And don't reply to this with shit about you being cripple and unable to work cuz i won't believe you.

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Old 11-04-2005, 09:51 AM   #5
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so what should I do?
Find out exactly what it is that makes you an attention whore
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Old 11-04-2005, 09:53 AM   #6
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tell her to stay in alabama and to only visit you in detroit on the holidays
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Old 11-04-2005, 09:57 AM   #7
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I think you should stab yourself in the stomach with a rusty screwdriver
hahaha that was funny ROFL

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Old 11-04-2005, 09:57 AM   #8
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you could also just check out my sig
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Old 11-04-2005, 10:04 AM   #9
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Old 11-04-2005, 10:05 AM   #10
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Old 11-04-2005, 10:08 AM   #11
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Old 11-04-2005, 10:11 AM   #12
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Old 11-04-2005, 10:11 AM   #13
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I am 32 years old and I am sick of my mother barging in my room while I am rubbing one out. I am not allowed to put a lock on the door, so what should I do?
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