![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
||||
Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
![]() ![]() |
|
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
|
Thread Tools |
![]() |
#1 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Chi-Town
Posts: 1,065
|
![]() It happened to me tonight. I passed my card to a Big Booty Black Bitch so she called and said she'll only do a scene if it was with her boyfriend. So she gotta big ass so I was like OK. Let's make it happen. The female as horny as hell... Probably from my cheerleading and flirting... BUT,,, her punk ass limp dick boyfriend couldn't get hard if it killed him. She sucked em off, she jag'd em, she threw all kinds of signs to him for he can get hard. But he couldn't. O goodness, why did I buy this room? Why did I drag this lightning set in here. Why am I filming? This is a BLOWN set. The equivalent of this shoot =0... Shit, should I have had some viagra on hand? Or some of that jamaican pill that sizzled up in ya hand and makes ya dick hard.. run it on your dick and it gets hard...
Anyone EVER had this problem? If so, EVER wanna build a True Ghetto Reality Ebony Site with REAL amateur everday girls that smoke weed and drink... Holler at me sig... I got the hookup. Cum getcha fix...
__________________
I shoot Amateur Porn. Mostly Black Girls and Some White Gals... My site is www.FreakyDeak.com Check me out! ICQ: 205-608-095 ![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#2 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: MaxCash.com
Posts: 12,745
|
Couldnt you have done a solo set to save the day?
Or a niche oral only shoot? |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#3 |
I am Amazing Content!
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 39,829
|
happens everywhere in the world - and a reason why i always feel bad using "boyfriends" instead of professional guys. sometimes you have to if you want a certain girl - but it's a risk of losing time and money
![]()
__________________
AmazingContent.com - providing only the best content and service since 2003 Monetize your content on Veegaz.com - one of Germanies largest VOD sites Got German traffic? We convert it into money for you! Skype: madalton02826 - Email: oltecconsult [at] gmail [dot] com |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#4 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: ICQ: 211-417-740
Posts: 5,223
|
Yeah dude, i have that happen. If the girl is hot and tells me BF only, i give them a chance, a lot of times they can not do it. I even had girls starting fights on the set with the dude because of it and call me back a month later telling me they dropped him, and is now ready to work with any male talent. So guys if you try to get into this industry using your GF, better make sure you got rock cause anything can happen if ya don't. .. man, the stories, love it..
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#5 |
I am Amazing Content!
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 39,829
|
i once had a girl that swallowed sunmilk instead cause her guy couldn't cum - as far as i understand czech she was going to beat him up for that
![]()
__________________
AmazingContent.com - providing only the best content and service since 2003 Monetize your content on Veegaz.com - one of Germanies largest VOD sites Got German traffic? We convert it into money for you! Skype: madalton02826 - Email: oltecconsult [at] gmail [dot] com |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#6 | |
Haters & Trolls SUCK!
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 9,275
|
Quote:
![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#7 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: austin, tx
Posts: 1,911
|
happens all the time...
__________________
http://www.flickr.com/photos/zoddler/ |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#8 |
Registered User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Encrypted. Access denied.
Posts: 31,779
|
Very few guys CAN do it. That is why you see the same cats over and over again.
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#9 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Vancouver BC
Posts: 2,266
|
Damn feel bad for the dude! Especially in front of everyone with your girlfriend! But shit like that keeps me employed.
__________________
Sonarcash Competitive Content Shooting Handgasm HD Handjobs Janessa Jordan Ultimate Wife Make Money Fucking Blog ICQ: 307 975 028 lance {at} sonarcash {dot} com (<- Need amateur content? Email or ICQ) |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#10 |
Icq: 14420613
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: chicago
Posts: 15,432
|
haha that some funny shit.
__________________
Need WebHosting ? Email me for some great deals [email protected] |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#11 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2002
Location: QC
Posts: 5,829
|
sometimes, even when I'm not in front of a camera, I am limp!
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#12 |
FBOP Class Of 2013
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: bumfuck, ky
Posts: 35,562
|
I was on set once and the dude couldn't get hard....someone gave him 1.5 of the big viagras and he still couldn't get it up
it is all in the mind!!! performing on set is HARD as hell (no pun intended), and very few can do it i fucking love it though, i only had one time that I had trouble, never again since then....for some reason the thrill of doing it in front of tons of people gets me off more than the scene itself...must be the exhibitionist in me |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#13 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: I convert perverts like catholic church!
Posts: 5,133
|
should have bought him some harolds chicken and took care of wife yourself
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#14 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Vancouver BC
Posts: 2,266
|
Quote:
You ever do POV? I get turned on more looking through the viewfinder than directly at the hot lady, go figure.
__________________
Sonarcash Competitive Content Shooting Handgasm HD Handjobs Janessa Jordan Ultimate Wife Make Money Fucking Blog ICQ: 307 975 028 lance {at} sonarcash {dot} com (<- Need amateur content? Email or ICQ) |
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#15 |
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Medellin, Colombia
Posts: 6,445
|
fat black chicks dont make me hard either =(
__________________
Looking to speak w/ high volume nutra CPA affiliates or networks... msg me ![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#16 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Texas
Posts: 243
|
The Boyfriend as talent.
The first rule is that the more smack he talks about how good he is going to be, the more chance he won't be able to get it up. LOL
Yes, I've sat there and watched some poor chica suck on a limp one for forever. Then he gets mad, and it's not his fault because I'm in the room, then it's the camera that's bothering him, then the lights, then it's because this is all wrong, and he starts telling his girl that she's acting like a little whore, and then... Well, it just goes from there. The same guy who was bragging an hour ago, is now ranting like a TV preacher about how all this is wrong, and she's just a slut, blah, blah, blah... The very same girl, who agreed to do the scene, was even looking forward to it, but would only work with Him, cause she loves Him, and blah, blah, blah. Fast Forward two weeks, there's a knock on the door, it's her, she moved out on him, and she's staying at her girlfriends until she can get another apartment, and guess what she wants to do to make the first months rent? There's nothing like a pretty girl, all decked out, asking nicely if she can give you a blowjob. It's even better knowing she's waiting patiently on the couch, while you take a quick shower, and change clothes. LOL Funny thing is, like another poster said above, I have no problems at all, if I look at the viewfinder as I do a POV. Boyfriend stories, there's a million of them, few with happy endings. |
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#17 | |
FBOP Class Of 2013
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: bumfuck, ky
Posts: 35,562
|
Quote:
|
|
![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |