Genie joke - GoFuckYourself.com

emjay · 11-02-2005, 04:52 AM

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked
if she got three wishes.

The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth.
I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"

The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.
See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other
and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa.
It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These
countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape
after being in a bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good but not THAT
good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be
reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to
find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, likes to
cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along
with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That
is what I wish for...a good man."

The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the f***ing map again."

Big_Daddy · 11-02-2005, 04:53 AM

Haha

who · 11-02-2005, 04:54 AM

if you want to find the 'right' man, stop dressing like a $2 hoe.

reed_4 · 11-02-2005, 04:59 AM

Reasonable enough for us to laugh, nice one dude.

DatingGold · 11-02-2005, 07:32 PM

funny.....

Bird · 11-02-2005, 07:33 PM

je_rome · 11-02-2005, 08:17 PM

lol..how true. but maybe mr. right is till there somewhere..

mrthumbs · 11-02-2005, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who

if you want to find the 'right' man, stop dressing like a $2 hoe.

there we go

amandaspost · 11-02-2005, 08:27 PM

hehehe

Spunky · 11-02-2005, 08:29 PM

That was funny

Dagwolf · 11-02-2005, 08:31 PM

Damned lazy genies, always cheating people out of their wishes...

Th!nk · 11-02-2005, 10:14 PM

fucking hilarious!

PixeLs · 11-02-2005, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

Damned lazy genies, always cheating people out of their wishes...

..and how come he said that? I was just here!

miss wild · 11-03-2005, 03:32 PM

hahaha funny

11-02-2005, 04:52 AM	#1
emjay Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Back in Blighty Posts: 4,280	Genie joke A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?" The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony." The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable." The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man." The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the f***ing map again."

11-02-2005, 04:59 AM	#4
reed_4 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 9,640	Reasonable enough for us to laugh, nice one dude. __________________

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je_rome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 6,846	lol..how true. but maybe mr. right is till there somewhere.. __________________ Make money on any traffic. Join KlikRevenue.com Today!

11-02-2005, 04:53 AM	#2
Big_Daddy Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Clearwater Posts: 60	Haha

11-02-2005, 04:54 AM	#3
who So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: ICQ #23642053 Posts: 19,593	if you want to find the 'right' man, stop dressing like a $2 hoe.

11-02-2005, 08:27 PM	#9
amandaspost Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 1,935	hehehe

11-02-2005, 08:29 PM	#10
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,961	That was funny __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

11-02-2005, 08:31 PM	#11
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	Damned lazy genies, always cheating people out of their wishes... __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

11-02-2005, 10:14 PM	#12
Th!nk Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 6,996	fucking hilarious!

11-03-2005, 03:32 PM	#14
miss wild Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,304	hahaha funny __________________ [img]http://****************/sig/fhv3_b_624x80.gif[/img]