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				Type the word 'failure on Google
			 
			1- Go to http://www.google.com/  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	>2- Type in "Failure", without the quotes >3 - Instead of hitting "Search" hit "I'm feeling Lucky" >4- See what comes up! >5- Tell your friends before the people at Google fix it  | 
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		 Shut The Fuck Up And Die. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Nice to see you crawled out of your hole... now I think you've got to catch up with the times a bit my friend  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 what is this, the 60th thread this week? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I keep looking at these threads because of some faint hope someone has seen the other 50 threads with the same topic and theres going to be something funny inside.. So far nobody seems to read the date on those funny jokes sent to them.. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 It takes me to http://www.gofuckyourself.com/member.php?u=27365  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 mmm if I go to google.com and enter "failure" then click on search I get : 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Biography of President George W. Bush Biography of the 43rd President of the United States. No need for Feeling lucky or anything.... 
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	mmm my sig was too big... no more cool animation but hey still! need php? ICQ: 94586959  | 
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		 Tough fucking crowd here....carry on folks..disregard my thread  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I suggest adding to the rules of gfy that posting this results in immediate ban. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Google didn't fix it for the last 5 years 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Can we just sticky this thread once and for all? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 damn! this shit is spreading like a fuckin Paris Hilton sex tape! I wish I had the skills and knowledge to create such a buzz for my company 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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 #2 type in "failure" into the search box #3 see the 50 other threads with the same title #4 tell your friends to visit gfy more often so as not to miss out on important threads   #5 google isn't going to "fix" it, its not a trick or broken , its just keyword linking relevence. Bush wont show up , when he no longer is the biggest failure link around. 
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		 You think that's cool... check out what else google knows. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			1. Go to www.google.com. 2. Type the words 'answer to life the universe and everything' in Google and hit enter. 3. Get an answer to these age old questions. 4. Continue on with life being one of the enlighted few. 5. Don't tell anyone. ![]() Shit - I broke rule #5 
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		 heres the same thread , same topic in early 2003 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hlight=failure 
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 enough already lollll im starting to take pity the poor guy does this call for a "owned" pic or what!  | 
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		 Is there any way you sarcastic rat bastards can forget my thread and let it just phuquing die...?  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 go to google type in "douchebag" and you will find  
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 hahahahaha, its all over and over again! hahahahaha 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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      Because by now this thread is almost funnier than the original topic Just out of curiosity , where did you read this..? who is the person responsible for the old news being passed around ? 
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 alright fine. I got knocked on the head a month ago and just got out of the hospital. Juicy emailed me this stoooopid email about the whole google thing. He said it would be cool if I were the first one to post it on GFY... Fucking fag! F him!!!!  | 
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      good answer , your reputation has been re-instated 
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		 besides that , if you notice the first response to the same gfy thread in 2003 was " already posted" haha 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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 Thanks ...but with 342 posts to my name...I got no rep...just a phuqued up story about me shittin' on a poor girls face after she decided to go coal mining up my starfish http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=211331  | 
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