Nice to see not many are fooled by the bullshit self promotions.

This is a post that needs to be read over and over and over and over

by KB and his potential employers.

This is the exact point I was trying to make the other day.

You can't eat sizzle. All sizzle and no steak makes for polls just like this one.

Everything I have read from that guy has been pure BS. Loser all the way.

Even a loser like me could pull 50% of the vote.

I love you all
I am great and you are not-
:1orglaugh

People- really now, do you really believe that Trey didn't fix this poll-
The last person who helped me fix a poll was Tyler Pratt from the wowcash days and he did it the same way Trey did-

Either way I could care less what you think of my board persona-
Noone in this thread could afford me and that's why mostpeople are hating and not appreciating.

Truth be told, I just got a big internet company a couple of million dollars in seed money, I broker deals you allwill never hear about and have a big media event about to launch-

I have 7 clients in my roster right now- and all of them have seen some form of results .
You will never see the big people I make money for post on any chatboard- and that is a FACT. They all hate boards like the plague and all agree that me postingon themis mostly useless- My strengths as a former B2B salesperson are what make me and my clients money- I am a conduit, a bridge, a connection to many places that my clients cannot get to.

Everyone needs a little help sometime and I do my best to help a lot of companies- Unlike Peaches, or Pimpdog, or many other people who post for a living- I do deals behind the scenes, I am on phones all day and arrange meetings to put people together with other people-

You may not like the caddy , bragadocious KB you see on this board but you all remember himand you all check out my programs-
That's the bottom line.

You want to call me a trainwreck? I can live with that- you know why?
Just like reality tv shows- no one watches because they truly like them- they watch them because they can't turn away.

You can try to turn away from me all you want but in the end- you cannot. Log off on GFY and I may pop on your TV screen on the E Channel- Turn off your TV and you'll read about me in the NY Times repping one ofmy clients-
Don't read the newspaper? fine turn on the radio and hear me on Mancow or Stern-

I know it's difficult to get away from"KB" but that's my job-When you all stop talking about me, and I can't get more clients- then maybe, just maybe...

I'll keep annoying the hell out of all of you-


On another note- I just had a blast watching Ivan Reitman direct a new movie outside of my hotel in SOHO with Uma Thurmond and Luke Wilson

See unlike most of you guys , I have a life and leave my computer -


I love all my haters- without you I wouldn't be able to pay my rent.

I post for a living? Damn, who owes me a check??!! :(

You rent?

KB, Peaches only has 1000 more post than you!

And has ONE ever been regarding business?

:winkwink:

NO.

well on the bright side, at least 1/5 people will believe you.

Should I hit Zimm up for a raise? My total word count is probably way below KB's though :(

That's not bad considering 1 in 3 of them have Herpes-

I can sleep better knowing that. :1orglaugh

But you just said the boards don't matter!

I don't care either way man, I just see this as one big spectacle. When I laugh at it, I can't really figure out why.

He also said I post for a living - then said I don't make any business posts. :helpme

I'm still hitting Zimm up for a raise and referencing this thread. :upsidedow

He's making mega million dollar deals.. but rents.

Him and his wanna-be mobster posse are hilarious. A couple of chubby failed stockbrokers and a wife stealing jackass that play dress up on a daily basis pretty much sums it up. :2 cents:

I've seen better sites hosted on Geocities.

When you have celebrity friends, renting is the best solution. That way if they break the bathroom mirror when snorting God knows what, you don't have to pay for it!

PS

SIGN UP FOR
http://www.mobbucks.com/kb

trying to pay rent?

OMG

hahaha

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

(excellent use of smilies should get me some extra $$$)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

A new page.

damn you hit a 50 spot, i dont see how you could get refused for a raise.

Laugh all you want-
At least they didn't film
"Deliverance" in my backyard....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Oh, excellent point! :thumbsup

She just bought a back up power generator (or is).

Reminds me why I love California.

Wow, you really got me there, KB! Be sure and let the owners of National Net and WTS know what a hellhole I live in since they have houses here too. :winkwink:

Wait you forgot they still have regulatory liscenses, or maybe they don't. They aren't even sure.

And of course, the best part, the financials of their "successfull" business.

http://finance.yahoo.com/q/is?s=ONTN.OB&annual

But don't ask them about it. If you do, your a Moron.

Serious losers, if the whole persona didn't do it, those numbers should. Losing 2 mill last year (wasn't that all his seed money) on 30k of GROSS REVENUE. HAHAHA

I'm kind of jealous. Living in the country is beautiful.

Though, I would miss hanging out with my celebrity buddies and getting back stage passes. I rewl!

Your generator envy is so incredibly obvious it's pathetic. :helpme I heard you salivating on the phone while I was talking about it today - you can't fool me!!

at least she owns her back yard and doesn't rent it :321GFY

whatever happend to the Too Short porn site? pimpandho.com ?

damn 83% of the industry you "represent" thinks you're full of shit.

I dig the fancy ref spam that KB trys to pull all the time.
I bet a subfolder is a request on your job applications, so you look a bit more "professional" with your "Press Releases".

Wow, this really has turned into a train wreck.

KB, a big, and I mean really big, serving of humble pie would do you some good about right now.

It's a shame, it's not like you're unsalvageable.

Funny you should mention that-
Short hit me up last week after recording his newalbum and said he wants in again-
I am going to be selling the idea to a major porn company that will most likely partner with us and revamp the entire idea-
it was a logistical nightmare with him touring and moving so much-

He has a new record company called " Up All Night Records"

Come on KK I give you more credit than this
Me exercise humility for GFY turds?

You have to be drinking some Mad Dog 20/20

LOL -- tell us how you really feel.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

KK-You should go back to defending Aly D in her threads where she says she is making a huge difference at AVN and making the webmasters voices heard!
You know the ones where you said I was attacking her?
LOL
How come I never get credit when I am right? I always seem to get no respect- and I am right 99% of the time.

When AVN falls apart an the Online Magazine is gone- no one will remember KB said so-
No one listened to me when I warned people about Andy Edmonds or Jason Hendeles either-

Keep on being sheep people- my foresight is what has kept me in the game 8 years now-
and my intelligence will keep me around a lot longer than most of you.