The Million Dollar Challenge to ALL Married Men or those in long term relationships!! - GoFuckYourself.com

Young · 10-31-2005, 12:03 PM

DonovanPhillips' thread got me thinking.

You must be married or have been in a relationship for more than 1 year to try this challenge.

Ok there are 2 parts to this challenge. Complete 1 out of the 2 and I will Paypal you $1,000,000.00 Turkish Lyra.

1. Kiss your Elbow

After you've failed to kiss your own elbow move on to part two of the challenge.

2. Enter the bathroom or your favorite part of the house to handle your own business. THINKING OF NOTHING BUT YOUR WIFE/GIRLFRIEND masturbate to completion.

Remember you must think of nothing but your current girlfriend or wife. NOTHING ELSE.

Goodluck. Get back to me with your lack of results.

gangbangjoe · 10-31-2005, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Young

DonovanPhillips' thread got me thinking.

You must be married or have been in a relationship for more than 1 year to try this challenge.

Ok there are 2 parts to this challenge. Complete 1 out of the 2 and I will Paypal you $1,000,000.00 Turkish Lyra.

1. Kiss your Elbow

After you've failed to kiss your own elbow move on to part two of the challenge.

2. Enter the bathroom or your favorite part of the house to handle your own business. THINKING OF NOTHING BUT YOUR WIFE/GIRLFRIEND masturbate to completion.

Remember you must think of nothing but your current girlfriend or wife. NOTHING ELSE.

Goodluck. Get back to me with your lack of results.

Pipecrew · 10-31-2005, 12:05 PM

Damn, i could pull that off easy, but then again, I would never get married, because thats when the girls expand and get on your nerve.

Jace · 10-31-2005, 12:07 PM

i actually do that all the time

we are completely monogamous, and I think about her all the time to get aroused...i love every sexy bit about her and think she is one of the hottest women alive

don't you agree?

Young · 10-31-2005, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew

Damn, i could pull that off easy, but then again, I would never get married, because thats when the girls expand and get on your nerve.

I'm not in a relationship right now, but I could never do it before. It took me about a year of seperation from my ex-girlfriend just to be able to have her cross my mind.

I never actually believed this was true until a college professor gave our class the same challenge. He informed the girls that they should be worried when the boyfriend is able to think about her while masturbating.

After Shock Media · 10-31-2005, 12:08 PM

Fuck, kissing elbow is easy once I take my arms off.
Part two was a failure because once I took my arms off I could no longer masturbate.

Young · 10-31-2005, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Jace

i actually do that all the time

we are completely monogamous, and I think about her all the time to get aroused...i love every sexy bit about her and think she is one of the hottest women alive

don't you agree?

How long have you two been together? And how often do you see her.

I still find this hard to believe. I've only been in relationships with really hot girls (9's and above) and have never been able to do it.

Doctor Dre · 10-31-2005, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Jace

i actually do that all the time

we are completely monogamous, and I think about her all the time to get aroused...i love every sexy bit about her and think she is one of the hottest women alive

don't you agree?

She gotta trim the sideburns

Jakke PNG · 10-31-2005, 12:12 PM

Oh please, of course I can jack off to a mental image of my girl, have done in the past and will do in the future. We've been together for 5 years. Will you paypal, wire or epassporte me the money?

Young · 10-31-2005, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

Oh please, of course I can jack off to a mental image of my girl, have done in the past and will do in the future. We've been together for 5 years. Will you paypal, wire or epassporte me the money?

Strictly mental images of your girlfriend?

I can't do it. Maybe it has something to do wtih being with so many different partners.

So what e-mail address do you want me to send your $0.74 USD ?

Project-Shadow · 10-31-2005, 12:15 PM

dodger21 · 10-31-2005, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Project-Shadow

OK, this is fucking disgusting.

Jakke PNG · 10-31-2005, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Young

Strictly mental images of your girlfriend?

I can't do it. Maybe it has something to do wtih being with so many different partners.

So what e-mail address do you want me to send your $0.74 USD ?

[email protected]
thanks.

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Joesho · 10-31-2005, 12:24 PM

I am done, send me my money now please.

Jace · 10-31-2005, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Young

How long have you two been together? And how often do you see her.

I still find this hard to believe. I've only been in relationships with really hot girls (9's and above) and have never been able to do it.

we have been together almost 8 years now, married almost 7

she is my soul mate, my best friend and my lover

Jace · 10-31-2005, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

She gotta trim the sideburns

she and I love her just the way she is, thanks though

aico · 10-31-2005, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Young

How long have you two been together? And how often do you see her.

I still find this hard to believe. I've only been in relationships with really hot girls (9's and above) and have never been able to do it.

That's because you're gay and can't come to terms with it.

Michaelious · 10-31-2005, 03:10 PM

hmmmm.... how bout i find the holy grail, that would be as easy

pradaboy · 10-31-2005, 04:00 PM

It's either 1,000,000 Turkish Lira or $1,000,000
Not both

MikeyFingaz · 10-31-2005, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Jace

we have been together almost 8 years now, married almost 7

she is my soul mate, my best friend and my lover

thats good shit right there man, big ups to ya

:

... the 'sideburns' look just fine from here, lol...

btw, you can send me my money as well... i'm in the same boat as jace

OneHungLo · 10-31-2005, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Young

How long have you two been together? And how often do you see her.

I still find this hard to believe. I've only been in relationships with really hot girls (9's and above) and have never been able to do it.

probably cause were all not as rich and good looking as you are so were left to jack off to our ugly girlfirends

NoWhErE · 10-31-2005, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young

DonovanPhillips' thread got me thinking.

You must be married or have been in a relationship for more than 1 year to try this challenge.

Ok there are 2 parts to this challenge. Complete 1 out of the 2 and I will Paypal you $1,000,000.00 Turkish Lyra.

1. Kiss your Elbow

After you've failed to kiss your own elbow move on to part two of the challenge.

2. Enter the bathroom or your favorite part of the house to handle your own business. THINKING OF NOTHING BUT YOUR WIFE/GIRLFRIEND masturbate to completion.

Remember you must think of nothing but your current girlfriend or wife. NOTHING ELSE.

Goodluck. Get back to me with your lack of results.

Is this a legally binding contract?

pornguy · 10-31-2005, 05:31 PM

I have been with my wife for 8 years and think about her all the time. Not a problem for me either.

Pipecrew · 10-31-2005, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Young

Strictly mental images of your girlfriend?

I can't do it. Maybe it has something to do wtih being with so many different partners.

So what e-mail address do you want me to send your $0.74 USD ?

I am responding to your 9's and above. I've had my fair share of hot girls and if the internet is not around or I am too lazy, I just go into the ol Whack Shack section in my brain and I can bust nuts off to them easy, I dont think its anything to worry about.

I stopped listening to college professors when I was making more then them, then I left haha.

DamageX · 10-31-2005, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

[email protected]
thanks.

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Looks like someone's gonna skip paying that.

je_rome · 11-02-2005, 03:38 AM

It may come as a surprise but some guys can really do that. I don't think I can though.

10-31-2005, 12:03 PM	#1
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