Do you think cavemen masturbated? - GoFuckYourself.com

PornHero · 10-29-2005, 01:24 PM

I mean waaay back like before the wheel was even invented.

Back in those days when you were horny didnt you just grab the nearest cavechick that you could find and fuck the snot outta of her?

Its not like there was a court system to prosecute you for committing a crime.

Discuss amongst yourselves...

blazi · 10-29-2005, 01:25 PM

this thread is useless w/out pics

LOL, just had to say it

WarChild · 10-29-2005, 01:26 PM

I think life was more about survival than pleasure back then.

psili · 10-29-2005, 01:28 PM

Fuck yea.

Monkeys masturbate.

We're an offshoot of them.

What makes a person think that touching the naughty bits is a modern thing?

EroticySteve · 10-29-2005, 01:28 PM

I don't think that there was much of a need to masturbate. I doubt that their lives and civilization were much more advanced than the lives of dogs or monkeys today.

blazi · 10-29-2005, 01:30 PM

really though, that's something hard to prove

psili · 10-29-2005, 01:32 PM

Are some of you even postulating that that which feels good to the human body didn't happen when the human body first came into being?

Come on.

After Shock Media · 10-29-2005, 01:33 PM

One of the more idiotic things asked.
The easy answer would be yes.

martinsc · 10-29-2005, 01:33 PM

i guess they did...

PixeLs · 10-29-2005, 08:28 PM

Yes, and just like that video of an ape on auto felatio, I think cavemen also do that.

Furious_Male · 10-29-2005, 08:31 PM

Reminds me of that Geico commercial. Its so easy even a caveman can do it.

Mike AAG · 10-29-2005, 08:43 PM

course they did, man. its what kept the cavedudes happy and consequently, its why we evolved bigger brains - so men could think of different and more inventive ways to wank

llporter · 10-29-2005, 08:44 PM

why do you think they had such hairy hands

erehwon · 10-29-2005, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornHero

Back in those days when you were horny didnt you just grab the nearest cavechick that you could find and fuck the snot outta of her?

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