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Trixxxia · 10-27-2005, 02:13 PM

No offense to Newfoundlanders mkay?

Three Women - One German, One Japanese and a Newfie were sitting naked in a Jacuzzi. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German lady pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman lifted her
palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The Newfie woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she
decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the Jacuzzi and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging out from her behind.

The others raised their eyebrows and just stared at her . The Newfie woman finally said:
"LORD THUNDERIN JEEZUZ, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT. I'M GETTING A FAX!"

Mpegmaster · 10-27-2005, 03:35 PM

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
haaa haaaaa
great great

Paul Waters · 10-27-2005, 04:20 PM

My Newfie friends would give this a

pornguy · 10-27-2005, 04:21 PM

That was great. Really!

Trixxxia · 10-27-2005, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Waters

My Newfie friends would give this a

I'm sure they won't but I could have replaced it with 'me'

Th!nk · 10-27-2005, 05:44 PM

LOL...that was nice!

Doctor Dre · 10-27-2005, 05:53 PM

Great one ;) lol

TheMob · 10-27-2005, 06:13 PM

that was great, hehe

je_rome · 10-27-2005, 06:25 PM

Now that's a good one!LOL could you send more jokes as good as that?

miss wild · 10-28-2005, 03:05 PM

hahaha great one

amandaspost · 10-28-2005, 03:59 PM

LOL

Aly · 10-28-2005, 04:30 PM

LORD THUNDERIN JEEZUZ, that was funnier than when the coon's ass got stuck in old O'Flaherty's lobster trap!

Trixxxia · 10-28-2005, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aly

LORD THUNDERIN JEEZUZ, that was funnier than when the coon's ass got stuck in old O'Flaherty's lobster trap!

I'll have to agree, Aly!

10-27-2005, 02:13 PM	#1
Trixxxia Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 5,600	Today's Email Joke No offense to Newfoundlanders mkay? Three Women - One German, One Japanese and a Newfie were sitting naked in a Jacuzzi. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German lady pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The Newfie woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the Jacuzzi and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging out from her behind. The others raised their eyebrows and just stared at her . The Newfie woman finally said: "LORD THUNDERIN JEEZUZ, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT. I'M GETTING A FAX!"

10-27-2005, 04:20 PM	#3
Paul Waters Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 4,402	My Newfie friends would give this a __________________ Paul

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10-27-2005, 06:25 PM	#9
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10-28-2005, 03:05 PM	#10
miss wild Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 1,304	hahaha great one __________________ [img]http://****************/sig/fhv3_b_624x80.gif[/img]

10-27-2005, 03:35 PM	#2
Mpegmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 2,300	LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL haaa haaaaa great great

10-27-2005, 05:44 PM	#6
Th!nk Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 6,996	LOL...that was nice!

10-27-2005, 06:13 PM	#8
TheMob Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: 2006 Posts: 8,584	that was great, hehe

10-28-2005, 03:59 PM	#11
amandaspost Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 1,935	LOL

10-28-2005, 04:30 PM	#12
Aly President, ePufferProfits Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,881	LORD THUNDERIN JEEZUZ, that was funnier than when the coon's ass got stuck in old O'Flaherty's lobster trap! __________________ . . Aly's ICQ: 51504163 . Aly's Email: [email protected]