Funny Night At The Strippers Tonite! - GoFuckYourself.com

GTS Mark · 03-13-2002, 01:31 AM

So me and a couple of my buds went out for some beers at Jilly's tonite (a downtown toronto nudie bar).

So usual stuff happens... We pay like $5 per beer, get hassled for dances by dirty fucking strippers that are too nasty to be on stage. And we are just relaxing and having a good time.

Then came out this fricking beast! God damn this woman must have been easily over a "deuce" LOL!!! I just sat in awe of what I saw on stage! I dunno about you guys but when I go to peeler bars I expect to see at least moderately attractive women on stage. Man this chick was fucking horrid!!!

Even funnier than that was one fucking stripper that would not leave us alone and kept on bugging us. So we are all shooting the shit and I ask her if she ever gets internet guys in there asking them to do nude shoots and so forth. She starts bragging she gets guys at least twice a week that come in and bug her and she says that they are all bullshit and there is no money in it???

I dunno about you guys but this bitch is working on a tuesday night and she thinks that would pull better money in than a photo shoot? I thought the general rate for a shoot is about $100 an hour (4 hour minimum shoot). Am I way off by this?

Anyways other than a couple ugly bitches and some nasty dirties that would not leave us alone a good night all around!

Oh and Bad Karma got pretty drunk and I don't think he is going to make it to his day job tomorrow! Poor bastard! That will teach you to bring 2 litre bottles of beer in the car with you! LOL!

DH

theWatsonian · 03-13-2002, 01:37 AM

If they were as unfortunate as you described, DH, they probably weren't offered $100 per hour. Besides, Unseen gets the good stuff and he doesn't pay his models that kind of money.

Exxxotica · 03-13-2002, 02:04 AM

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Originally posted by theWatsonian
Besides, Unseen gets the good stuff and he doesn't pay his models that kind of money.

Yeah... he just buys them beer

AaronM · 03-13-2002, 02:27 AM

Too long, too late, not gonna read it toonight.

4Pics · 03-13-2002, 02:31 AM

didya bang the big chick is what I wanna know.

03-13-2002, 01:31 AM	#1
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Funny Night At The Strippers Tonite! So me and a couple of my buds went out for some beers at Jilly's tonite (a downtown toronto nudie bar). So usual stuff happens... We pay like $5 per beer, get hassled for dances by dirty fucking strippers that are too nasty to be on stage. And we are just relaxing and having a good time. Then came out this fricking beast! God damn this woman must have been easily over a "deuce" LOL!!! I just sat in awe of what I saw on stage! I dunno about you guys but when I go to peeler bars I expect to see at least moderately attractive women on stage. Man this chick was fucking horrid!!! Even funnier than that was one fucking stripper that would not leave us alone and kept on bugging us. So we are all shooting the shit and I ask her if she ever gets internet guys in there asking them to do nude shoots and so forth. She starts bragging she gets guys at least twice a week that come in and bug her and she says that they are all bullshit and there is no money in it??? I dunno about you guys but this bitch is working on a tuesday night and she thinks that would pull better money in than a photo shoot? I thought the general rate for a shoot is about $100 an hour (4 hour minimum shoot). Am I way off by this? Anyways other than a couple ugly bitches and some nasty dirties that would not leave us alone a good night all around! Oh and Bad Karma got pretty drunk and I don't think he is going to make it to his day job tomorrow! Poor bastard! That will teach you to bring 2 litre bottles of beer in the car with you! LOL! DH

03-13-2002, 01:37 AM	#2
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03-13-2002, 02:27 AM	#4
AaronM GFY Royality ;) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,923	Too long, too late, not gonna read it toonight.

03-13-2002, 02:31 AM	#5
4Pics Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 7,952	didya bang the big chick is what I wanna know.