Send Your Kids Out For Halloween!

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  • Mutt
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2002
    • 34431

    #1

    Send Your Kids Out For Halloween!

    put em right out on the streets the way we did as kids - make them walk until their feet bleed and their bag of candy weighs more than they do and they start dragging it on the sidewalk and it splits open and they lose half their haul - nothing wrong with a razor blade in an apple - we all had to deal with that at least once - nobody died.
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  • FluxAds
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2005
    • 252

    #2
    don't forget the old lady on the block who hands out zip lock bags with 5 pennies in them...
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    • After Shock Media
      It's coming look busy
      • Mar 2001
      • 35299

      #3
      I agree.
      And screw reflective tape, flashlights, glow sticks, and all that other saftey shit.
      While your at it send your kid out with a pillow case as their candy bag, anything else is just stupid.

      It is about time the children of today understood what risk and rewards is all about.

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      • Mutt
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Sep 2002
        • 34431

        #4
        oh yea - always a few do gooders too who wanted to just give out some pennies to put in a UNICEF box some kids were brainwashed into bringing along - told them I don't trust UNICEF as far as I can throw them and to just give me some candy and if not to fuck off.
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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133986

          #5
          I just stole my candy from the little kids

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          • After Shock Media
            It's coming look busy
            • Mar 2001
            • 35299

            #6
            Originally posted by Spunky
            I just stole my candy from the little kids
            Thats just part of the holiday and experience they need to learn. Be stealthy or at least learn to sacrifice the slower one in your group to the band of older kids out to mug you out of your loot.

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            • Fletch XXX
              GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
              • Jan 2002
              • 60840

              #7
              so you know, there really has never been razors in candy apples.

              its just like "baby killing satan rituals in america"

              doesnt really ever happen, never did.

              ive never heard of anyone getting a candy apple with razor in it.

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              • After Shock Media
                It's coming look busy
                • Mar 2001
                • 35299

                #8
                Originally posted by Fletch XXX
                so you know, there really has never been razors in candy apples.

                its just like "baby killing satan rituals in america"

                doesnt really ever happen, never did.

                ive never heard of anyone getting a candy apple with razor in it.
                Ditto but its funny as hell that hospitals still do free candy x-rays.

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                • Alex
                  So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 10963

                  #9
                  Fuck.

                  I remember years back when i would walk around with a pillowcase and no costume and just take candy. My parents would drop me off and pick me up hours later.
                  Care about me?
                  Who?
                  Me!
                  Who?

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                  • After Shock Media
                    It's coming look busy
                    • Mar 2001
                    • 35299

                    #10
                    This year I will stun gun any kid I see with a cell phone who rings my doorbell.

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                    • Fletch XXX
                      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 60840

                      #11
                      Originally posted by After Shock Media
                      Ditto but its funny as hell that hospitals still do free candy x-rays.

                      just like the "satanic baby killing rituals" shown as "happening in cities across america" by Geraldo Rivera every week during the 80s, it was constructed by christian fundamentalists and the neocons.

                      the christians strive on fear, and its during the remaining Pagan holidays that they have been using fear of "candy apples and razors" or poinsoned candy during Halloween.

                      ive read about this since Geraldo was doing those shows about the satan killings. I was very interested in them. Guess what, there has never been any - nor has any baby killing satanist killed a baby in america.

                      its all fake and made up to instill fear in the heathens and non christians.

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                      • je_rome
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2005
                        • 6846

                        #12
                        Kids should really enjoy halloween. It's their night.
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                        • miss wild
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 1304

                          #13
                          I agree with you je rome and they really had fun wearing their halloween costume

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                          • GlydeGirl
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 1516

                            #14
                            Kids definitely should get out and trick or treat in their neighbourhoods. I live sandwiched between an elementary school and a high school -- every year we get more than 150 kids at our door!

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