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10-27-2005, 11:18 AM
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Top 10 Reasons Why Trick or Treating is Better Than Sex!!
Top 10 Reasons Trick or Treating is Better Than Sex:
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy. 6. Person giving you candy doesn't fantasize you're someone else. 5. If you get a stomach ache, it won't last 9 months. 4. If you wear your Batman mask, no one thinks you're kinky. 3. Doesn't matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the next morning. ..and the 1 reason trick or treating is better than sex... IF YOU DON'T GET WHAT YOU WANT, YOU CAN ALWAYS GO NEXT DOOR!  |
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10-27-2005, 11:19 AM
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lol great list
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10-27-2005, 11:24 AM
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10-27-2005, 11:38 AM
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10-27-2005, 11:41 AM
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saw this yesterday on here...still just as funny the next day.
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10-27-2005, 11:57 AM
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Funny list!
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10-27-2005, 12:01 PM
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Looks like you'll be stocked up on candy till christmas
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