I'm female, I hold a brown belt in karate, currently learning shaolin kung fu. I love video games and watching UFC. I volunteer at the animal shelter on weekends :)

i dont really have anything that interesting to share.

i got a math degree...which i use everytime im figuring out the tip in a restaurant

Lol...yes it is. Would like to be kissed by some one with a pierced tounge now I don't have it as well. See what it's like with only one piece of metal in there!!

Perhaps I'll get my dick pierced to spice things up :thumbsup :winkwink:

I.

Ha ha ha - you NOTHING interesting ?

Ha ha ha

Math degree ... damn.... that's some serious brainpower dude.

:winkwink:

Damn we have a winner....

Athletic...

Tough.....

Disciplined .....

With a big heart....

Will you marry me ?

:1orglaugh

now there is a girl after my own heart... UFC fan, and an animal lover...:thumbsup:

I'm 22 years old. I quit my job because my bosses were dumber than shit -- they wouldnt let me switch to part time because they needed me full-time; now they don't got shit. I'm good at programming computers and I love sex. I'm an asshole when it comes to STD tests, instead of getting a q-tip stuck inside of my cock I'll go get a temporary girlfriend for a couple weeks before talking her into going to the walk-in to get tested -- it's flawless.

In my pass time, I like making hiphop beats. I love making money and lots of it, even if it involves robbing high strung drug dealers.

How about a fact about people?

People only tell you the things they want because they think it will impress you.

Want to know something about me?

I alternate my butt wiping hands every thursday

Congrats to the winners! :thumbsup

well, that is pretty impressive, lol. :1orglaugh :winkwink:

50 facts about strangers. Hi Woj.

I don't really believe in God.

woj Theowned? :1orglaugh

It just had to be said. :winkwink:

I am truly blessed. :upsidedow

Fletch will always find a downside.

I can say that you my friend are not half as miserable as you like people to think.

Hence your point I suppose.

:2 cents:

I am actually Chio The Pirate in Disabled Pirate Mode.

YARGH! I'm not really a pirate.

I once got fined for pissing against a police car.

Just think, a video of that and you would have won the grand prize on Funniest Home Video Show !

;-)

Guys fall into three categories: :321GFY Type A (Agressive) or Type P.A. (Passive Agressive) or Type J.P. (Just Pussies)

I'm a P.A. which means I lay back, observe, plan and then act. Then when I do something, it's all or nothing. The perfect example of this is the fact that I love coaching and I love WINNING! It's the closest feeling to having an orgasm without having sex! :winkwink: Any true competitor knows what I mean.

In the last fourteen years of coaching youth sports, I've had 2 League Championships teams, 2 State Championship teams and 4 World Series teams. Nothing beats being the BEST! By the way not one parent on any of these teams ever knew I was in the adult entertainment business. :D

i met marty monster and won an R/C Car on "The Early Bird Show" (i'm famous cos i was on TV)

I went to college for Radio Broadcasting at the British Columbia Institute of Technology and had a radio show for a while at a few different stations.

When I started the 2 year course, the radio station at the college still ran off of cd's and commercials on 8 track. I single handedly got them onto a computer network system where songs and commercials were played digitally.

It's the best job in the world in my opinion, however a little whlie in the real world made me realize that I just don't have the patience for it. You can pull 18 hour days and only get paid for 8 hours at minimum wage every single day for years. Unless you get a morning or afternoon drive show in a decent city... you will make squat in radio.

So I jumped ship and got into website development.

I still miss it though :(

I'm a published erotica author under a different name and you may have read my work in Penthouse Variations or possibly The Best S/M Erotica anthology of last year. . .

Cyn ;)

hehe i keep our interesting stuff off the boards ;)

No shit ?

Damn, that must have rocked !

:upsidedow

He he.

Now where would be the fun it that ?

It's alright, I answered my own question.....

:pimp :pimp

I had 29 dental extractions done in two hours.

Oh, and my thumbs are double-jointed :1orglaugh


SilentKnight

Fucking ouch !!!

I just counted mine and I don;t have 29 to pull......

:Oh crap :Oh crap