Ed Part 5

[Vince McMahon]

We were driving for about 6 hours

for breakfast I ate a juicy bean burrito

I knew it was time to take a shit

So I started taking a shit

Before I got into it Ben said what that smell

I replied im shitting boy about that time there was a big pothole

And I rolled on Ben and I here ?it?s on me, it?s on me

I told him it was gonna happen sooner or later

Ben then cried and I started laughing

For the rest of the trip I sat in my shit sack until we got to the airport in Las Vegas

When we arrived at the airport

The MIB?s took me and Ben out of the trunk and they opened the backdoor and Mrs Tribble launched

At the second one and the MIB hit her while she was in mid air knocking her out

Mr. Earnest said ?we have rights, you can?t do this and im from bed stock boy?

The MIB said you have no rights, and we entered the airport

The first MIB dragged my sack and the second one dragged Mrs Tribble face down

We were dragged in the airport

People were starring and one person came up and asked what we were doing

The first MIB said if you want to exist you will leave us alone, and the man walks off

Ben said he was Hungry

We then go to the airport McDonalds

The first MIB ordered the food, I was still in my sack propped up on the chair and Mrs Tribble was thrown face first under the table

The MIB came back for the food I then yell where my eatins is

Mr. Earnest says the food is crap and the MIB replies you know longer exist

Everything was going fine until Mrs Tribble comes out from under the table and starts screaming and throwing fries at the MIB?s

The second MIB hit Mrs Tribble with the object knocking her out cold and kicked under the table

People started to stare again

The first one said we need to get moving

I told them I still have some dinkins to do

The first MIB threw my soda in my sack and then it started leaking

The second MIB dragged Mrs Tribble and the first MIB dragged my sack

We took a back door out to the tarmac to the far end of the airport to a secure location

We got to a gate and a security wanted ID and The first MIB showed him something and he opened the gate

They dragged us to a white plane with no markings except a white strip around it

Once we got into the plane they tied Mrs Earnest to a seat put Ben in a seat, they threw Mrs Tribble into the baggage cabin and threw me next to Ben

The plane then took off

We were in the air for 45 minutes and I had to take a piss, so I piss my sack

Ben asked what I was doing and I replied I pissing boy

Then we heard a noise in the baggage cabin

The baggage cabin had a bag and started growling and ran into the cockpit

The second MIB tried to hit her until she hit the pilot and the plane started veering back and forth and started diving

We heard a loud thump and the plane was going normal

The second MIB dragged Mrs Tribble and threw her in the bathroom and locked it

About another 15 minutes the plane started to land

Once we landed they took us out of the plane

Mr. Earnest and Ben walking in the front, The first MIB dragged my sack, and The second MIB dragged Mrs Tribble

A brown bus drove up

We got thrown in the bus and all the windows were blacked out

We were drove to a tan building

We were put in an elevator and token down 23 floors

the elevator was cramped so I was on Mrs Tribble?s head

Once we got down to the floor

We were dragged through a corridor

They sat us all down and Mrs Tribble got put in the corner

The MIB?s closed the door and walked off

We waited about 30 minutes and the MIB?s walked in with a 3rd man that looked like Molder from the X-Files

Mrs Tribble charged at them and grabbed the black object and started beating the second MIB with It the first one tried to help but Mrs Tribble kicked him in the nuts

The guy that looks like Molder from the X-Files pulled out a tricked out animal tranquilizer and shot her with it she then fell down

The guy that looks like Molder from the X-Files said I?ll take it from here

The second MIB got up and dragged the first one out since he was knocked out

The guy that looks like Molder from the X-Files sat down and said im gonna talk to you people

He then said I have your files

He said Edd you witnessed a UFO twice and been abducted and shared this with people

Mr Tribble has seen a UFO and tried to attack government officials more then one occasion

He then pointed to Mr. Earnest and pulled a gun out and said you no longer exist and he blew his fuckin brains out, he then burned his files

He looked at Ben and said you refused to sign papers that you were drunk and high

Ben then cried

I then say are you the guy from the X ? Files and I asked where Scully was I then ask if he is Molder and he says know but I told him I was gonna call him Molder

Molder told Edd and Ben to come with him and left Mrs Tribble knocked and Mr Earnest shot up

Then we walked down a hallway then we came to a cell and locked it and Ben cried and we walked off we went down another level

We came to big doors when we had to open them with DNA fingerprints

Molder says you seen something flying that we been able to back engineer something that doesn?t exist and fly like it don?t exist

We walked in a door and there I saw a UFO hovering in a huge room

Molder says we were able to build this out of recovered discs

And what you see here doesn?t exist

Molder tells me to take a look and I start to touch it he told me to go look in the inside and I decide I don?t get to do this everyday so I start pushing buttons

Molder told me to stop

A disc flew out and crashed into a wall in another room

Molder was pissed

We headed back and I saw the cell where Ben was and he wasn?t there

I asked where Ben was and he said who?s Ben

I reply you know the kid that was with us and cried

Molder replies he doesn?t exist

We head back towards the room when we get back to the room we see Mr. Earnest but Mrs Tribble

She drops from the ceiling and hits Molder with a panel then the MIB?s come in

The second MIB hit Mrs Tribble with the object knocking her out cold

The first one says it?s time to leave

They throw me back in the sack

They drag us to the main floor and he got in the bus and headed back to the plane

When we got in the plane they threw me in a seat and just kept Mrs Tribble in the aisle way

The plane got back to the airport in Las Vegas

We got dragged out the plane back to the airport and while we were going threw security Mrs Tribble gets up and yells to an officer and yells the MIB?s are terrorists and everything brakes loose security come running

The second MIB hit Mrs Tribble with the object multiple times and knocks her out cold

We ran out the airport there I then hit a pole and got myself bloodied and a car was waiting and hit me with the object and closed the trunk and bloodied me more and threw Mrs Tribble in the back and slam the door on her leg then they kicked her leg and got in the car and cops came and pulled out guns and then we sped off.

About 6 hours we were driving home and I had to piss and I pissed all over the trunk

We got home and the MIB?s opened the trunk and asked me what I did and I said I did a pissing they throw me out and drive off about 20 seconds later the come back and throw Mrs Tribble out and the second one threw her and her head hit the sidewalk and they get in the car and drive off and accidentally ran over her foot

I decided it was late I wanted to get drunk so I went inside and left Mrs Tribble in the gutter