Americans..bow down to your Canadian masters now

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  • Phoenix
    BACON BACON BACON
    • Nov 2002
    • 35475

    #1

    Americans..bow down to your Canadian masters now

    hahaha just kidding..im expecting 1000 views and zero replies..lol
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  • Screaming
    I can change this!!!!!
    • Feb 2004
    • 18972

    #2
    I will reply.

    The US is a great place to live, but we take alot for granted and are feed alot of bullshit.

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    • Doctor Dre
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jan 2001
      • 51692

      #3
      Originally posted by Screaming
      I will reply.

      The US is a great place to live, but we take alot for granted and are feed alot of bullshit.
      Originally posted by rayadp05
      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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      • SilentKnight
        Megan Fox's fluffer
        • Oct 2005
        • 24818

        #4
        Let's add a little fuel to this...

        Someday, Americans will collectively admit they've been jealous of Canada all along - for demonstrating that it IS possible to have democracy without having the whole world hate us.


        SilentKnight

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        • Harmon
          ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
          • Mar 2004
          • 20012

          #5
          Canada is only good for drinking beer and ice hockey (unless of course you enjoy shoveling several hundred tons of snow every year)
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          • websiex
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2004
            • 987

            #6

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            • L-Pink
              working on my tan
              • Mar 2005
              • 39151

              #7
              Aside from having the largest French speaking population that has never surrendered to the Germans ..... What else is Canada famous for?

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              • SilentKnight
                Megan Fox's fluffer
                • Oct 2005
                • 24818

                #8
                Originally posted by Harmon
                Canada is only good for drinking beer and ice hockey (unless of course you enjoy shoveling several hundred tons of snow every year)
                There's more to life than good beer and hockey?!?!

                As for snow...last year we figured out how to make snowplows work. Cool new invention. If the good folks in Buffalo, NY ask us nicely, we'll show them how it works.

                Ahhh, but wait...it doesn't really snow in the U.S., does it?

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                • PenisFace
                  Confirmed User
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 3774

                  #9
                  Originally posted by L-Pink
                  Aside from having the largest French speaking population that has never surrendered to the Germans ..... What else is Canada famous for?
                  Winning the war of 1812 after pushing the American forces back into the United States, and then setting fire to the whitehouse out of spite.
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                  • SilentKnight
                    Megan Fox's fluffer
                    • Oct 2005
                    • 24818

                    #10
                    Originally posted by L-Pink
                    Aside from having the largest French speaking population that has never surrendered to the Germans ..... What else is Canada famous for?
                    Good question.

                    Try using Google.ca (hmm, what's the .ca stand for, I wonder?) and answer that question yerself.

                    Just to get you off to a start:

                    http://www3.sympatico.ca/taniah/Canada/things/

                    As for the french...they still remain our biggest liability


                    SilentKnight

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                    • Sly
                      Let's do some business!
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 31377

                      #11
                      Please send us your women.

                      Oh, and more oil would be cool.
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                      • SilentKnight
                        Megan Fox's fluffer
                        • Oct 2005
                        • 24818

                        #12
                        Originally posted by PenisFace
                        Winning the war of 1812 after pushing the American forces back into the United States, and then setting fire to the whitehouse out of spite.
                        Lest they forget...

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                        • Phoenix
                          BACON BACON BACON
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 35475

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Sly
                          Please send us your women.

                          Oh, and more oil would be cool.

                          haha
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                          • L-Pink
                            working on my tan
                            • Mar 2005
                            • 39151

                            #14
                            Quote ... "As for the french...they still remain our biggest liability" ... SilentKnight

                            SilentKnight .... I was making light of the French ... NOT the British ..... Glad you agree .......... Lee

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                            • JuiceMonkey
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2004
                              • 3581

                              #15
                              i concur..
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                              • baddog
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Apr 2001
                                • 107089

                                #16
                                Originally posted by PenisFace
                                Winning the war of 1812 after pushing the American forces back into the United States, and then setting fire to the whitehouse out of spite.
                                War of 1812 was US vs England, Canada wasn't even a country yet

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                                • PenisFace
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 3774

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by baddog
                                  War of 1812 was US vs England, Canada wasn't even a country yet
                                  Oh give it up. If you want to get technical, it was england vs england, because no matter how much it hurts to think about it, your founding fathers were just as english as mine.

                                  Edit: So now that you're just as much of a limey bastard as I am, how bout' a pint.
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                                  • cool1
                                    sex is good
                                    • Sep 2001
                                    • 24939

                                    #18
                                    Canadians grow great weed

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                                    • Webby
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 14956

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by PenisFace
                                      Winning the war of 1812 after pushing the American forces back into the United States, and then setting fire to the whitehouse out of spite.
                                      I never knew that bit of history.

                                      What is now the US seems to have a habit of fucking people about - they did the same in the 1850's with William Walker in Central America.

                                      The object was to enslave the people of Latin America and have the land as part of the Southern Confederacy. He was eventually booted out as well. (Na.. think he was killed someplace and his forces sent back home).

                                      Old habits die hard.
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                                      • HarrytheNazi
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Feb 2005
                                        • 1164

                                        #20
                                        gravey and fries?

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                                        • CDSmith
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • May 2001
                                          • 51460

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Harmon
                                          Canada is only good for drinking beer and ice hockey (unless of course you enjoy shoveling several hundred tons of snow every year)
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                                          • Fucksakes
                                            Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                            • Dec 2003
                                            • 7567

                                            #22
                                            I think canada is good for anything farm.. like eggs, milk, vegetables, we are also have large pulp and paper mills, lumber. we also have pretty girls, nice lakes for fishing, moose, deer. ford - lol and fucking poutine eh!

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                                            • Fucksakes
                                              Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
                                              • Dec 2003
                                              • 7567

                                              #23
                                              and definatly less violence..

                                              reminds me of when i wanted to move to cali.. and I was reading the news of the crime there, dang...

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                                              • CybermedAndy
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 4170

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Harmon
                                                Canada is only good for drinking beer and ice hockey (unless of course you enjoy shoveling several hundred tons of snow every year)
                                                You haven't had a hit movie since Summer School so pipe down

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                                                • PixeLs
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                  • 11922

                                                  #25
                                                  Canada is a country north of US right?

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