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Phoenix 10-26-2005 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend
So did I, you just can't read.


I'm gonna go eat 5 big macs now. Maybe oppress some colored folk while I'm at it.

ill send you five bucks if you can eat five big macs

chshkt 10-26-2005 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend
Drugs are bad, mmkay?

You already posted it once pothead.



Heres Bulgarian Superiority at it's finest.


ghahaha i'm sorry, my internet really sucks, getting errors and maybe i really smoke too much

but i'm celebrating... the beginning of the end of the mafia that's ruling the world :P

Chris E 10-26-2005 08:30 AM

Americans are thought of the world over as stupid. No smoke, without fire.

jimthefiend 10-26-2005 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Chris E
Americans are thought of the world over as stupid. No smoke, without fire.



For a bunch of idiots, we sure managed to become the most powerful nation on earth pretty easily.

BRISK 10-26-2005 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend
That was my point about Canada EXACTLY.

yes, but you didn't mention that the same is true of America.

When people quote debt figures for any country, they usually just reach from some simple number provided by debt stats, but that number will likely be far from the reality of the governments true liabilities.

People quote figures like $8 Trillion for America's debt, but the reality of its liabilities is more like $43 Trillion

RIP Fiscal Responsibility :(

aleck 10-26-2005 08:43 AM

hmm, what could be a reason for such thread? maybe finally getting a bj? just wondering

MrJackMeHoff 10-26-2005 08:56 AM

America is the most powerful because its irrisponsible. Running up debt after debt allows you live big for awhile, but eventually it will collapse.

kenny 10-26-2005 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend
And besides, where in the US is your lame assed Canuckistani monopoly money taken?

I think your old quarters used to be accepted in coke machines. 'Bout it.

heh


The Canadian quarters don't work in vending machines that take USD.

jimthefiend 10-26-2005 09:03 AM

Who needs fiscal responsibility when you have m1 tanks, f16s and tomahawks?

kenny 10-26-2005 09:12 AM

Is the United States the worlds most powerful nation? China has been rapidly closing in economically though..

Military there is no match, US accounts for more then half of what the total world spends gross


Best places to live - that really depends on a number of factors. There are pros and cons to everything.

Dagwolf 10-26-2005 09:16 AM

I'm hungry. This thread is a waste of my time.

Funny, though.

Libertine 10-26-2005 09:17 AM

Funny thread. But what's the point in arguing about a statement as idiotic as "Americans are better than you"? That's like arguing about whether e is a better letter than k or not.

Thumbler 10-26-2005 09:17 AM

Xenophobia is alive and well on GFY I see :)

CDSmith 10-26-2005 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix
ill send you five bucks if you can eat five big macs

Make it $50 and I'll eat five big macs today, plus a large fries, coke, and a cherry pie.

Big macs are nothing.

chshkt 10-26-2005 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend
For a bunch of idiots, we sure managed to become the most powerful nation on earth pretty easily.


that's because you are pulling out the world's most intelligent people from countries like mine...

USA was supposed to be nation of the free people not the self-proclaiming better ones and the pretending for more power over the others...

kenny 10-26-2005 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith
Make it $50 and I'll eat five big macs today, plus a large fries, coke, and a cherry pie.

Big macs are nothing.


I agree. That can easily be done - not saying that I'd want to though :thumbsup

Phoenix 10-26-2005 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Make it $50 and I'll eat five big macs today, plus a large fries, coke, and a cherry pie.

Big macs are nothing.

get it on film and the fifty is yours

i know some big dudes...and the most ive seen them eat is four bigmacs

has to be all in one sitting..not through the day

PenisFace 10-26-2005 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith
Well, one thing is true, the US has far better highways than most if not all countries, especially including Canada.

All we need up here is ONE main highway comparable to any interstate and we can't even do that.

Pathetic.

Our trans-Canada highway is not much more than a glrorified cow-path in certain spots. You'd think Canada's one lone main highway could be a divided highway all the way across the country. For shame.

Fucking A. Vancouver can be described as automotive hell. They don't want to build elevated highways because it'll ruin the beauty or some bullshit like that. I don't give a shit about looking pretty, I want to be able to get from one end of Vancouver to the other in 5 minutes, instead of 2 fucking hours!!!

I mean, having to drive, on city streets, that are busy and full of people who drive way to slow or way to fast, to get from one end of a city to the other, is bullshit. Every city (well, every big city) I've been to in the US has had highways that make getting around a fucking breeze. ARGH!!

PenisFace 10-26-2005 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by kenny
Is the United States the worlds most powerful nation? China has been rapidly closing in economically though..

Military there is no match, US accounts for more then half of what the total world spends gross


Best places to live - that really depends on a number of factors. There are pros and cons to everything.

I'd live in the United States. All the times I've been there, the people have been nothing but friendly. The only thing that would make me apprehensive about packing up and heading south is people like Jimthefiend. Now I'm sure he's fine in real life, just like all the other people I've interacted with in the US. But he's got some hardcore extreme ideas. Living in a country where people have such extreme idea's would make me a little uneasy. If I wanted to live where there's lots of extremism, you'd think I' have to move to the middle east or something. But as it stands, all I'd need to do is drive 40 minutes to the border :(

chshkt 10-26-2005 10:05 AM

Fitzgerald Indictments Could be Coming Down Today; Bush Acting Like Stalin in 1953, Claiming A Foreign Cabal Is Out to End His Presidency

Sherman Skolnick, the first to report on the Bush administration indictments months ago, claims Bush may be on the verge of a psychatric breakdown. He also claims Bush is saying 'the Jews, the French and a foreign cabal' are out to destroy him.
26 Oct 2005

By Greg Szymanski



Chicago investigator and ?judge buster,? Sherman Skolnick, who once brought a former Illinois governor to his knees, putting him behind bars, is up to his old truth-telling tricks again, saying he?s received credible reports President Bush is on the verge of a psychiatric collapse over U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald?s pending indictments.



Skolnick said Bush has been ranting and raving in the White House, claiming ?the Jews, the French and a foreign cabal? are conspiring to take down his Presidency and are behind the well-known and imminent Fitzgerald indictments.



?If anybody remembers Stalin back in 1953, Bush sounds just like him,? said Skolnick this week from his Chicago home. ?He?s on a sinking ship and he knows it. I?ve gotten reports that when the indictment comes down he may leave the country and go to Alice Springs, Australia, a well-known CIA base of operation.?



Other reports, circulating from Washington insiders, claim the President is ?emotionally unstable, totally absorbed with the fall his of presidency and ?living on cloud nine? unable to focus on anything but Fitzgerald and his indictments which are going to reveal ?the lying and illegal nature? Bush plunged America into war.



Skolnick also claims that Bush will not take the dignified way out and resign like President Nixon, but will go down ?fighting and screaming? or finally be convinced to go into forced exile.



?He won?t go easy, that?s for sure. And the indictments, including Bush and Cheney, could come down as early as this week and perhaps Wednesday,? said Skolnick. ?Reports are Bush also has made a last ditch effort to go to the Supreme Court to have the indictments quashed but only two of the nine high court justices were in favor of listening to his story.?



Skolnick, well-known for his hard brand of investigating government corruption since the 1960?s, was the first to go public months ago with the story of the Fitzgerald indictments taking down Bush and his cronies, going forward with the story when many called his reporting and investigating ?over the edge and baseless.?



However, Skolnick again has been ?proved right,? as even the mainstream press and those in the Republican party close to Bush have acknowledged Fitzgerald?s indictments are not ?hype? but are, in fact, a reality about to soon take place.



?I?ve heard reports, which have also surfaced in the ?Capital Hill Blues? reports that Bush?s aides say he is flying off the handle and out of control,? said Skolnick. ?Also my sources tell me that Bush, behind closed doors, is trying to tell the federal court in the District of Columbia that a foreign cabal is behind the indictments, trying to take his Presidency.



?He?s obviously losing it and if anyone saw him at his recent press conference, when he was questioned about indictments and refused to answer, he is definitely not all there. ?Also, Gordon Liddy recently said on the Sean Hannity Show that Bush ?ought to be put in a monkey cage? and Chris Matthews acknowledged the indictments are for real and Bush is on the hot seat.?



This week other reports surfaced that Bush lawyers tried to get the federal court for the Eastern District of Columbia to quash Fitzgerald?s indictments but were unsuccessful on both occasions.



Sources close to the case said Bush?s personal lawyer, Harriet Miers, made an unsuccessful plea to the court to stop Fitzgerald in his tracks, a move judges felt had no legal basis.



Skolnick added that when Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez recently met with Fitzgerald, seeing the severity of the indictments, he immediately disqualified himself from the case, refusing to sign or issue the indictments against his colleagues in the White House.



Other sources close to the case said 22 indictments are expected to be released, going far beyond just the leaked evidence outing CIA agent Valerie Plame, but exposing the treasonous acts of Bush and others regarding the illegal nature of the Iraq War and doctoring of WMD intelligence reports leading to the unjustified invasion which has left thousand of soldiers and civilians dead as a result.



Skolnick claims politicians from all corners of the country are ?reading the writing on the wall,? trying to distance themselves from Bush, who basically is being left to drown in his own pool of political.



Skolnick claims all bets are off as to Bush?s successor, but he added the indictments will tarnish the administration so badly that ?the ninth man down in the chain of command,? being an obscure position in the agriculture department, could possibly wind up as President after the political dust finally settles.

stev0 10-26-2005 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend
What bait? It's a simple statement of fact.


We have a better standard of living, a better culture, more geopolitical power and a better system of government than anyone.

All because of a system based on borrowed money :2 cents: The US has a huge debt, and its growing every year.

Unfortunately there will be a huge economic collapse in the not too distant future :(

stev0 10-26-2005 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by MrJackMeHoff
America is the most powerful because its irrisponsible. Running up debt after debt allows you live big for awhile, but eventually it will collapse.

Ooops, should have read your post first.

Good to see someone else understands how global economics work. :thumbsup

jimthefiend 10-26-2005 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by chshkt
Hello, I am a stoned Bulgarian idiot.



Nice to meet you.

CDSmith 10-26-2005 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix
get it on film and the fifty is yours

i know some big dudes...and the most ive seen them eat is four bigmacs

has to be all in one sitting..not through the day

Four, that's it?

They had a eating contest here in the 'peg a few years back. I didn't partake of it, but all these big hungry dudes showed up for it. It was at a restaurant called "Salisbury House", their cheeseburgers. The winner ate like 30 of them.

I've done 5 big macs before, maybe I'll take you up on this one of these days.

Not today though.

DateDoc 10-26-2005 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by stev0
All because of a system based on borrowed money :2 cents: The US has a huge debt, and its growing every year.

Unfortunately there will be a huge economic collapse in the not too distant future :(

Yeah and it is a huge debt but fortunately it will be in check soon and will be systematically reduced. I am not worried about the US Govt's debt. Sometimes you have to spend way too much when you are a World Super Power.

As for a huge economic collapse - if it does happen in the US, which it will not, it will be a Worldwide issue because if we fail financially your country will fail too.

CDSmith 10-26-2005 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by PenisFace
Fucking A. Vancouver can be described as automotive hell. They don't want to build elevated highways because it'll ruin the beauty or some bullshit like that. I don't give a shit about looking pretty, I want to be able to get from one end of Vancouver to the other in 5 minutes, instead of 2 fucking hours!!!

I mean, having to drive, on city streets, that are busy and full of people who drive way to slow or way to fast, to get from one end of a city to the other, is bullshit. Every city (well, every big city) I've been to in the US has had highways that make getting around a fucking breeze. ARGH!!

That's the other part of my argument. You can drive through most US cities, even the smaller ones, at 70 mph withought having to get off the interstate. Not in Canada though. Most of our cities make you drive around them on a bypass, but if you want to go through town you're reduced to regular city streets.

Ug.

If our city planners were still alive I would vote to have them all shot.

chshkt 10-26-2005 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend
Nice to meet you.


very original. especially for us war-lover who says "People of the world, let's face facts: Americans are better than you."

let's face facts: americans, europeans have created you...
we bulgarians exist from the very beginning of the new world
you americans... are ending the old world and you have to begin the new one
new world is just around the corner... the huge announcements that's coming these days are part of that... and it's much bigger than anyone of you can imagine...
the new world order of bush & the illuminati is not part of that...

so welcome... soon the americans and the whole world will be much happier and richer.. i'm telling you because i know that for sure from credible sources...

:321GFY

jimthefiend 10-26-2005 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by chshkt
very original. especially for us war-lover who says "People of the world, let's face facts: Americans are better than you."

let's face facts: americans, europeans have created you...
we bulgarians exist from the very beginning of the new world
you americans... are ending the old world and you have to begin the new one
new world is just around the corner... the huge announcements that's coming these days are part of that... and it's much bigger than anyone of you can imagine...
the new world order of bush & the illuminati is not part of that...

so welcome... soon the americans and the whole world will be much happier and richer.. i'm telling you because i know that for sure from credible sources...

:321GFY

Do they not have in-patient mental health care facilities in Bulgaria? 'Cuz you sure as fuck need to to be living in one. God Damn man, you make Micheal Moore look sane.

jimthefiend 10-26-2005 12:50 PM

Some info we put together for those thinking of betraying the US and moving north.

[IMG]http://www.********************/canadian.jpg[/IMG]

Phoenix 10-26-2005 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
Some info we put together for those thinking of betraying the US and moving north.

[IMG]http://www.********************/canadian.jpg[/IMG]

the best paret is whoever did this screwed up the currency transfer...product of american schooling jim?

one CDN dollar equal 300 American dollars...lol

they are almost par though

jimthefiend 10-26-2005 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
the best paret is whoever did this screwed up the currency transfer...product of american schooling jim?

one CDN dollar equal 300 American dollars...lol

they are almost par though



Is the definition of SATIRE something they forgot to teach in your substandard Canuckistani schools?


fucks sake

Phoenix 10-26-2005 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend
Is the definition of SATIRE something they forgot to teach in your substandard Canuckistani schools?


fucks sake



well to fit in with the rest of the page..it should have said one American dollar is worth about 300 CDN dollars...so dont be shocked when your gas costs 1000

that would have been satire

but instead it just doesnt make sense based on the context of the page.

I love jimthefiend...just fucking with him here

slapass 10-26-2005 01:05 PM

The separation between the first world and the third world is pretty clear. But I have found some European countries that would be ok to live in. Bulgaria is probably not one of them.

The true argument for our country is still opportunity. A dope like jimthefiend can make enough cash that he can piss a day away being a racist asshole on this message board. What other countries allow this?

:winkwink:

jimthefiend 10-26-2005 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
well to fit in with the rest of the page..it should have said one American dollar is worth about 300 CDN dollars...so dont be shocked when your gas costs 1000

that would have been satire

but instead it just doesnt make sense based on the context of the page.

I love jimthefiend...just fucking with him here


A newbie writer took an outline and did that whole PS thingy. I am however glad to see that you've got a sense of humor and understand the spirit in which I started this thread.


Sometimes its not easy being me. I get hated on alot. :(

jimthefiend 10-26-2005 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by slapass
The separation between the first world and the third world is pretty clear. But I have found some European countries that would be ok to live in. Bulgaria is probably not one of them.

The true argument for our country is still opportunity. A dope like jimthefiend can make enough cash that he can piss a day away being a racist asshole on this message board. What other countries allow this?

:winkwink:


WHERE in this thread was I a racist?



I resent that statement and your mommy takes negro cock up the pooper you motherfucking nignoramous.

andrej_NDC 10-26-2005 02:13 PM

see sig and send me traffic, you wont regret it

jimthefiend 10-26-2005 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by andrej_NDC
see sig and send me traffic, you wont regret it


I've heard good and bad about you guys, shoot me some stats.

Phoenix 10-26-2005 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by andrej_NDC
see sig and send me traffic, you wont regret it


damn it..send me traffic too :pimp

andrej_NDC 10-26-2005 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend
I've heard good and bad about you guys, shoot me some stats.

what are the bad things?

jimthefiend 10-26-2005 02:19 PM

I had good ratios with your hotmommy thingy. I used a sniper rifle to target the traffic though.


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