Good excuse to sneak out of the house

[Spoonie Luv]

I feel the demons rising....

I need a good excuse to dig out of the house for a couple of hours. I'm going to tell the wife I'm going up to the bookstore to look at books.

Any other good ones?

[420palace]

tell her your going out to fuck a teenage crack whore,

that shouldn't alarm her a bit...

[Exxxotica]

Originally posted by 420palace
tell her your going out to fuck a teenage crack whore,

that shouldn't alarm her a bit...

Yes, wives and girlfriends love that. They like it even better when you bring the girl home for dinner too.

[Spoonie Luv]

Originally posted by 420palace
tell her your going out to fuck a teenage crack whore,

that shouldn't alarm her a bit...

Why would I tell her the truth?

[Pete]

Just tell her you want to go smoke a joint and drink a jug of beer at the strip club for an hour or so.

[Spoonie Luv]

Originally posted by Pete
Just tell her you want to go smoke a joint and drink a jug of beer at the strip club for an hour or so.

Man, you know me too well... again with the truth, you guys are too honest!

[Exxxotica]

Tell her you are going to the mall to look for her Christmass gift.