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fetishblog · 10-27-2005, 07:31 PM

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Doctor Dre · 10-27-2005, 07:38 PM

PixeLs · 10-27-2005, 10:34 PM

LOL and how the fuck did Surrealism get into the scene?

woj · 10-27-2005, 10:47 PM

heh, not bad....

miss wild · 10-28-2005, 01:16 PM

haha good one...lol

GlydeGirl · 10-28-2005, 01:36 PM

I've seen this one before.. but I still like it! LOL

Redrob · 10-28-2005, 01:45 PM

Nice....very nice.

MikeyFingaz · 10-28-2005, 01:46 PM

scooter cant pitch...

hydro · 10-28-2005, 01:50 PM

socialism looks good

Young · 10-28-2005, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fetishblog

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

Fetishblog...did you write this yourself? If so can I use it in a Politics blog that I have? If not then who can i credit this to?

thanks

10-27-2005, 07:31 PM	#1
fetishblog Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Your mom is my favorite pornstar!#% Posts: 5,995	Politics for Dummies. FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need. BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need. FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk. PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk. RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you. DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you. PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk. REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk. BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows. PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you. LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. __________________ Fling.com doesn't steal your traffic and sales unlike some other dating companies. I promote them, and so should you!

10-27-2005, 10:34 PM	#3
PixeLs Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 11,922	LOL and how the fuck did Surrealism get into the scene? __________________ Make money on any traffic. Bi-weekly payments with no hold.

10-27-2005, 10:47 PM	#4
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10-28-2005, 01:16 PM	#5
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10-28-2005, 01:46 PM	#8
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10-28-2005, 01:36 PM	#6
GlydeGirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,516	I've seen this one before.. but I still like it! LOL

10-28-2005, 01:45 PM	#7
Redrob Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: In a refrigerator box by the tracks. Posts: 4,791	Nice....very nice.

10-28-2005, 01:50 PM	#9
hydro Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dirty 3rd Posts: 4,216	socialism looks good