5. Just how did the STD clinic give you food poisoning? Why did you go there? How often do you go?

ROFL!!!!!! Geez, I wonder who came up with this crazy story....RONALDO!!!! :winkwink: Here's the thing, I went out for Sushi Sunday night and I got too brave and tried all kinds of new shit and I got very sick from it and had to go to the clinic...Not sure where the STD comes in (Maybe I shouldn't of given Ronaldo a blowjob in Montreal...I think he's trying to tell me something) :1orglaugh

While I'd normally gladly take credit for making up a story such as this, it was actually Sylvia my dear. I'm assuming the U.S. has a different meaning for "Clinic" than we do up here. Apparently it has something to do with STD's. At least it does to Sylvia.

Did Brad get a load in the eye.. man he has quite the lazy eye in this pic LOL.

haha nice ambush interview FB... surprising revelations they are :winkwink:

has funbrunette ever had an orgasm while talking to me on icq/msn ;) :P :)

nice questions :)

thanks nicky :)

Does Chris know about this ? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LMAO! Bastard!

This is gonna be good

50........

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damn you woj

hmmm good questions...very cool interview :thumbsup

6. Just how much of your digitny did your job at topbucks cost you?

Not much...Of course I had to satisfy my manager, but lucky for me this time it was a woman! :winkwink: I think the fact that Sylvia had multiple orgasms helped me land the job!

Seriously, I'm psyched to be part of the TopBucks team! :thumbsup

hmmm... taking notes here. :)

Funbrunette,

As a huge fan of the ambush interviews, This one I really looked forward to the pics. I have a deep dark attraction to Steph. FunB have always gone beyond the call of duty even encouring me in Montreal a few years ago to expreince my first hooker. You gotta love a girl that is willing to do that. LOL I belive that was a cybernet show in Montreal a few years back.


I never did. I pussied out.

Hehehehehhe! Dereck you're a sweetheart! I'm not sure I'm happy about the pic you posted...lol This was 4 weeks after giving birth to my Son Ryan! Can't wait to hang out with you at the next show! :thumbsup

bunp for my girl Steph!!!:)

Looks like a fun interview! Rock on!!

ca c'est de la photo! :1orglaugh

can't wait for the rest :thumbsup

7. Are you ever going to finish your GFY fansigns?

Yeah I get it you REALLY want them...lol See question #2 :winkwink:

I want a fucking fansign.

Or at least a picture of you in Bunny Ears!

Okay, now that bunny pic might almost turn me STRAIGHT!!!

http://www.triplexcash.com/chris/hol...vil-next63.jpg

Looking like a rock star in this one, Steph! :pimp

8. Talk about your Dad, the professional hockey player.

For obvious reasons and to maintain my fathers privacy I will make this answer very brief. My dad played for many years for the HABS (Montreal Canadians) and actually won 6 stanley cups with them. He also played for the Bruins and the Blues. He's still very much involved in hockey... :winkwink:

Don,

I have had a sneaking suspicion about yiou for a while now...

And now it's really out there for the whole world to see!

:1orglaugh

Fourteen Things FunBrunette Overheard While at the STD Clinic:

"I have reason to believe my penis was exposed to LSD. When I ejaculate I have flashbacks."

"My hair is falling out and the sun hurts my crotch."

"I went to a party, had a few beers, woke up in a closet later on and my face stunk and my dick hurt."

"My balls feel soft and mushy."

"I be messin' with these nasty women from Minnesota and they don't tell you they got something unless they's mad at you."

"How am I supposed to do lap dances smelling like a dead fish?"

"I got the dripper."

"Had sex with my daughter's fiancé and then douched with Lysol--feelin' a little raw down there."

"Scabs on my butt and I'm losing my mind."

"I'm releasing semen when I take a crap."

"I was poked in the rectum with the infected finger of a 70-year-old homosexual man."

"From the looks of my penis, I believe they are sucking the adrenaline out of me."

"I think they hypnotized me and put implants and poltergeists in my brain and had sex with me."

"Can't you put the swab in further?"

awesome answers so far stef! :thumbsup

very nice interview so far

9. 3 years ago you got caught making out with another lady at a show in the washroom. Who was this and what happened?

LMAO!!!! OMG!!!! you guys miss NOTHING!!! That was at a Webmaster party in montreal more like 5 years ago. I had a few drinks and I saw this really hot looking girl (l'm straight as an arrow) but all evening I kept bumping into this mistery woman...We finally got introduced and started chatting...Next thing I knew I was experiencing my first kiss with a woman...and it was HOT!

I'm really dying to tell you who she is, but I promised I wouldn't (and I always keep my word) :thumbsup

a lot more to go still :)

we wanna know !!!

I love ambushes lol.

10. Why did you get fired from lightspeed?

I didn't get fired I quit...I left on good terms and have much respect for everyone at Lightspeed! :thumbsup

Whooohooo...love the FB! Come on hon....get cracking on those questions!! :)

11. Discuss the nude pics of you on the net. Post them. Why were they taken and who has them now.

Ok, I'm going to speed things up a bit...Sorry but I do have work to do! :winkwink:

Naked pictures of me on the net...lol It's the first I hear of it. I'd be curious to see them too! Unless Chris decided to make a bit of money on the side... :1orglaugh

bump for the thread :)

What did Chris say :thumbsup and who caught you ?

12. Describe kissing technique in detail.

I'm not sure there IS a technique "per say", but I can easily point out a few DO's and DONT's :winkwink:

DO use your tongue to stimulate.
DON'T use your tongue like a jackhammer

DO gently part your lips open
DON'T open your mouth so wide that it feels like you are sucking the other person in

In my books someone is either a good or a bad kisser there is no in between! I love kissing it's so intimate! :Graucho