More crazy state/local US laws... too funny - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 10-25-2005, 08:33 AM

Some of these fall under the "can they be true?" category for sure...

PENNSYLVANIA
It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel... however up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law.

In Pennsylvania, "any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue."

KENTUCKY
"No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club."
An amendment to the above legislation: "The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses."

MICHIGAN
In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without herhusband's permission.

Cities:

In Los Angeles, you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.

In Zion, Ill., it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets.

In Carmel, N.Y., a man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.

In St. Louis, it's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.

In Hartford, Conn., you aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.

In Baltimore, it's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second story window within the city limits.
It's also illegal to take a lion to the movies.

In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

In Carrizozo, N.M., it's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public (includes legs and face).

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EroticySteve · 10-25-2005, 08:44 AM

I don't see anything crazy there. Seems all normal to me. However, the not being able to take a lion to the movies is ridiculous.

However a Liger is permissible.

hydro · 10-25-2005, 08:44 AM

lmao take a lion to the movies how the fuck do these laws get passed

Marshal · 10-25-2005, 08:44 AM

this is great! :D LOL!

EroticySteve · 10-25-2005, 08:48 AM

In North Carolina pre-marital cohabitation is also supposedly illegal. I think it's also illegal for an unmarried man and woman to get a hotel room together.

jayeff · 10-25-2005, 08:59 AM

There is one still on the books in England which requires people to go onto the village green each week and practise archery. I can't recall it being enforced for a while though...

volante · 10-25-2005, 09:01 AM

In England, it is illegal to be drunk - in a pub

Quagmire · 10-25-2005, 09:59 AM

wtf is wrong with sitting on the curb and drinking beer from a bucket? Thats a great thing to do on a hot day.

CDSmith · 10-25-2005, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire

wtf is wrong with sitting on the curb and drinking beer from a bucket? Thats a great thing to do on a hot day.

All I can think of is maybe some drunken bucket-guzzling lout got himself run over by a moving vehicle or something.

10-25-2005, 08:33 AM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	More crazy state/local US laws... too funny Some of these fall under the "can they be true?" category for sure... PENNSYLVANIA It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel... however up to 120 men can live together, without breaking the law. In Pennsylvania, "any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue." KENTUCKY "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club." An amendment to the above legislation: "The provisions of this statute shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses." MICHIGAN In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without herhusband's permission. Cities: In Los Angeles, you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time. In Zion, Ill., it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animals kept as pets. In Carmel, N.Y., a man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match. In St. Louis, it's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. In Hartford, Conn., you aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands. In Baltimore, it's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second story window within the city limits. It's also illegal to take a lion to the movies. In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture. In Carrizozo, N.M., it's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public (includes legs and face). www.jokesbee.com :D __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

10-25-2005, 08:44 AM	#2
EroticySteve Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Sunshine State Posts: 4,365	I don't see anything crazy there. Seems all normal to me. However, the not being able to take a lion to the movies is ridiculous. However a Liger is permissible. __________________ You deserve to make more money. I'll help you do that. Our affiliates earn up to $3/email or $107/sale email steve <at> eroticy.com - icq 290153464

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10-25-2005, 08:48 AM	#5
EroticySteve Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The Sunshine State Posts: 4,365	In North Carolina pre-marital cohabitation is also supposedly illegal. I think it's also illegal for an unmarried man and woman to get a hotel room together. __________________ You deserve to make more money. I'll help you do that. Our affiliates earn up to $3/email or $107/sale email steve <at> eroticy.com - icq 290153464

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Quagmire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Stinkin' up your bathroom Posts: 6,490	wtf is wrong with sitting on the curb and drinking beer from a bucket? Thats a great thing to do on a hot day. __________________

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hydro Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Dirty 3rd Posts: 4,216	lmao take a lion to the movies how the fuck do these laws get passed

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jayeff Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 2,944	There is one still on the books in England which requires people to go onto the village green each week and practise archery. I can't recall it being enforced for a while though...

10-25-2005, 09:01 AM	#7
volante Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: LAX Immigration Posts: 2,940	In England, it is illegal to be drunk - in a pub