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Master of Gfy.com
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I got pulled over today.
and god damn I got lucky..
The hurricane finally ended, but soo many people are fleeing the city because nobody has power, so the roads and highways around my area are very empty. Where the other major highways are gridlocked. So I am at an intersection with a couple cars behind me, I burn off the line, before I know it I'am doing 120 mph and hear/see sirens like half a mile back. I slow down and pull off the highway, the cop burns past me not even realizing i turned.. He has to turn around so he was pretty pissed, Starts screaming at me to get out of the car, asks for my license but doesnt check it, just starts screaming and banging his feet, he was pissed, but I couldnt figure out why the fuck he wasnt doing anything. He was doing such crazy hand movements and feet stomping that people were now slowing down thinking I was in real trouble for agrevating this cop, but I didnt do anything bad or say anything bad. Sure Enough, I was just out of his jurisdiction by about a mile and the only person at that point that could of done anything to me was a Highway State Trooper, which he was not. He was forced to let me go and sped off angry. |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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shoulda floored it
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there's no $$$ in porn
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hehe, nice
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
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Wow, that's kinda wierd and funny.
Now he'll go and take it out on some other unsuspecting motorist. |
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: usa
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That's pretty funny. It's not very often you get out of a ticket, be thankful! That one would have cost a pretty penny to pay.
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#8 |
In Tushy Land
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Nebraska
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haha. Don't you have one of those Valentine radar detectors or did he just pick you up right away?
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nice!
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Yes that IS me. Bitch.
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120 in the dark, during a hurricane
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Toronto, Ontario
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Lucky Bastard. Your insurance would of gone crazy if he had ticketed you.
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Join Date: Jan 2003
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You pulled off and let him turn around?? I'm gone
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Hello world!
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You should have bought a lottery ticket on that day
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:glugglug
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Cops are bad people. At least all the ones I've met.
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the feet stomping is his new salsa move...
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Pounding Googlebot
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That's awesome, as you left you should have floored it again just to rub it in
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you had to kill that pig
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Could you hit me up Pipecrew?
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sucks to be you
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Now that cop was really weird..maybe you should just have floored it..
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#25 |
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Join Date: May 2002
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Cops Suck...
at least the wife of this one cop in Tampa sucks very well. ![]()
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I think he was having his menstrual period that time--be considerate.
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#27 |
Text Writer
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Wisconsin
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nice adrenaline rush i bet
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#29 |
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Thank god you were not driving a pinto ;)
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