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SuckOnThis · 10-24-2005, 10:48 PM

The other night I brought my woman to the Crazy Horse in Vegas. This used to be one of my favorite clubs until now. After sitting there for a little while I went up to go to the bathroom, on the way there I came across a stripper and asked her if she would give my girlfriend a lapdance. She said okay so I gave her $20, pointed her out and proceeded to the john. After coming out of the bathroom I decided to roam around the bar for a little while and talk to a couple of friends. When I came back to the table where my girlfriend was I was surprised to see this stripper still giving her a lapdance. It turned out this stripper didnt stop after just one song and just kept going without asking my girlfriend if she wanted her to keep going. So after I got back to the table this fucking stripper says to me that I owe her $180 for 9 lapdances! I asked her what the fuck was she talking about, and that I gave her $20 for one lapdance and thats all she was getting. She argued that my girlfriend didnt stop her after one song and accused me of trying to rip her off. Next thing I know this bitch gets a couple of bouncers and they're demanding I pay her. I told them no fucking way in hell. This was my girlfriends first time in a strip bar and she had no idea of knowing it was $20 for each song and the stripper had an obligation to inform her, and the fact that I had paid upfront the stripper should have known better. So they threatened to call the cops I pulled out my cell and told them I would do it for them. Well they didnt, but we were told to leave. Fucking pricks.

skinnay · 10-24-2005, 10:50 PM

what a whore bag

blazi · 10-24-2005, 10:50 PM

it's all about money/business - that's lame though 'cause the stripper obviously knew what she was doing all along!!

Sly · 10-24-2005, 10:51 PM

I got burnt there my first time too. Oh well, lesson learned. Strippers are tricky.

MikeyFingaz · 10-24-2005, 11:02 PM

i worked in stripclubs for over 5 years straight... in that time i have seen the quality of dancers go downhill so bad that it is truly pathetic... many times we had girls comiing up to us saying some guy stiffed her for dances, only to find out that the dancer was trying to hustle the guy for money... fuck, most strippers dont even know how a true entertainer does it these days... too many stupid coked up x'd out girls tryin to make a buck cause they are too fuckin lazy to work...with the only exceptions being the high end clubs now... i'd say about 1 in 50-60 girls these days would have what it takes to do the job well like the used to

'back in the day' girls knew what they were doing..... but of course 'its nite time now' lol.

MikeyFingaz · 10-24-2005, 11:04 PM

oh yeah, and the REALLY fucked up part is that they know the bouncer will usually back thier play... and they dont care if you get thumped on on the way out the door... i dont think guys should disrespect a dancer just because she issa dancer... but i also think the girls need to fuckin act right.

makefuckingmoney · 10-24-2005, 11:12 PM

crazy horse broke some guys neck a few years ago..consider yourself lucky..

The Ghost · 10-24-2005, 11:18 PM

Oldest trick in the book. The Crazy Horse has had a bad reputation for years, but don't expect anything different from any of the other clubs. It's an extremely common occurance now. $20-$30 for a lap dance is definately CRAZY

tical · 10-25-2005, 12:31 AM

definitely consider yourself lucky, some fucked up shit goes on at the horse

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boneprone · 10-25-2005, 12:33 AM

YOu should tell em you know Joesho.

Joesho · 10-25-2005, 07:59 AM

Yeah trust me, that is for sure one place you do not want to fuck around in...

right or wrong. some places you just shouldn't go .

For future recommendations on stripclubs in Vegas

1.) if you are taking a girl with you go to Saphire or the new scores or Olympic garden you will be treated faily and they wont just automatically back the girl.

2.) for downright debauchery go to cheetahs

3.) the rest are pretty much the same

biggest tip to know ion Vegas is YOU ARE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE
and although strip clubs in any town are expensive , if you do not [plan on spending 300 bucks or more you will have shitty time and not last long in a Vegas strip club.

10-24-2005, 10:48 PM	#1
SuckOnThis So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In my head Posts: 6,844	Fuck the Crazy Horse in Vegas The other night I brought my woman to the Crazy Horse in Vegas. This used to be one of my favorite clubs until now. After sitting there for a little while I went up to go to the bathroom, on the way there I came across a stripper and asked her if she would give my girlfriend a lapdance. She said okay so I gave her $20, pointed her out and proceeded to the john. After coming out of the bathroom I decided to roam around the bar for a little while and talk to a couple of friends. When I came back to the table where my girlfriend was I was surprised to see this stripper still giving her a lapdance. It turned out this stripper didnt stop after just one song and just kept going without asking my girlfriend if she wanted her to keep going. So after I got back to the table this fucking stripper says to me that I owe her $180 for 9 lapdances! I asked her what the fuck was she talking about, and that I gave her $20 for one lapdance and thats all she was getting. She argued that my girlfriend didnt stop her after one song and accused me of trying to rip her off. Next thing I know this bitch gets a couple of bouncers and they're demanding I pay her. I told them no fucking way in hell. This was my girlfriends first time in a strip bar and she had no idea of knowing it was $20 for each song and the stripper had an obligation to inform her, and the fact that I had paid upfront the stripper should have known better. So they threatened to call the cops I pulled out my cell and told them I would do it for them. Well they didnt, but we were told to leave. Fucking pricks.

10-24-2005, 10:50 PM	#2
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10-24-2005, 10:51 PM	#4
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10-24-2005, 11:02 PM	#5
MikeyFingaz Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: next to the retards Posts: 1,569	i worked in stripclubs for over 5 years straight... in that time i have seen the quality of dancers go downhill so bad that it is truly pathetic... many times we had girls comiing up to us saying some guy stiffed her for dances, only to find out that the dancer was trying to hustle the guy for money... fuck, most strippers dont even know how a true entertainer does it these days... too many stupid coked up x'd out girls tryin to make a buck cause they are too fuckin lazy to work...with the only exceptions being the high end clubs now... i'd say about 1 in 50-60 girls these days would have what it takes to do the job well like the used to 'back in the day' girls knew what they were doing..... but of course 'its nite time now' lol. __________________ ONLY AT JAYMANCASH

10-24-2005, 11:04 PM	#6
MikeyFingaz Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: next to the retards Posts: 1,569	oh yeah, and the REALLY fucked up part is that they know the bouncer will usually back thier play... and they dont care if you get thumped on on the way out the door... i dont think guys should disrespect a dancer just because she issa dancer... but i also think the girls need to fuckin act right. __________________ ONLY AT JAYMANCASH

10-24-2005, 11:12 PM	#7
makefuckingmoney Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,277	crazy horse broke some guys neck a few years ago..consider yourself lucky..

10-24-2005, 11:18 PM	#8
The Ghost IslandDollars.com Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Icq: 176176 Posts: 12,188	Oldest trick in the book. The Crazy Horse has had a bad reputation for years, but don't expect anything different from any of the other clubs. It's an extremely common occurance now. $20-$30 for a lap dance is definately CRAZY __________________ ISLAND DOLLARS 1000's of Exclusive TS scenes / Constant Updates Best TS Network your surfers will ever join

10-25-2005, 12:31 AM	#9
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10-25-2005, 12:33 AM	#10
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10-25-2005, 07:59 AM	#11
Joesho want to get in shape Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: on the lake Posts: 12,329	Yeah trust me, that is for sure one place you do not want to fuck around in... right or wrong. some places you just shouldn't go . For future recommendations on stripclubs in Vegas 1.) if you are taking a girl with you go to Saphire or the new scores or Olympic garden you will be treated faily and they wont just automatically back the girl. 2.) for downright debauchery go to cheetahs 3.) the rest are pretty much the same biggest tip to know ion Vegas is YOU ARE NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE and although strip clubs in any town are expensive , if you do not [plan on spending 300 bucks or more you will have shitty time and not last long in a Vegas strip club. __________________ Got any domains to sell? I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.com