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Scootermuze · 10-21-2005, 04:45 PM

A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today,
and all the other kids could only count to four,
but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled,
"we were saying the alphabet today,
and all the other kids could only say it to D,
but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today,
and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests,
but I have these!"
And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 24."
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Sorry.. had to be done..

Paul Waters · 10-21-2005, 04:52 PM

There is a hillbilly version of this joke.

Honez · 10-21-2005, 04:55 PM

AHahahaha! I get it! Is it because I am blonde? ;)

Scootermuze · 10-21-2005, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Waters

There is a hillbilly version of this joke.

A friend emailed it to me.. so I thought I'd share.. and I'm doing some Crown, so anything seems appropriate at this point..

Big Red Machine · 10-21-2005, 05:27 PM

Good One

10-21-2005, 04:45 PM	#1
Scootermuze Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,513	For those into blonde jokes... kinda cute.. maybe.. A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said. "Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy. The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No Honey, it's because you're 24." ---------------------------- Sorry.. had to be done..

10-21-2005, 04:52 PM	#2
Paul Waters Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 4,402	There is a hillbilly version of this joke. __________________ Paul

10-21-2005, 04:55 PM	#3
Honez Confirmed Brat Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 6,636	AHahahaha! I get it! Is it because I am blonde? ;) __________________ Your Paysite Partner Hone at YourPaysitePartner dot Com Skype - Stressmonkey

10-21-2005, 05:27 PM	#5
Big Red Machine Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: XXXBigRed@Twitter Posts: 9,586	Good One __________________ ICQ:475437214