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**BrettJ** · 03-08-2002, 12:53 PM

Killing silently is a tall order, but a quick look at an anatomy chart will show that the larynx is an easy enough target?providing you can make a stealthy submerged approach, sneak up on your victim, and catch him unaware. Once that's accomplished, grasp his hair as close to the scalp as you're able to and yank his head back while using your Ka-Bar combat knife to make a lateral cut across his throat. Make sure you sever both the carotid artery and jugular vein while piercing the windpipe, and press hard; the larynx is a tough, rubbery piece of tissue

~brett
@dormangels.com

**TaDoW** · 03-08-2002, 12:55 PM

that's what's gonna happen to us if we find any more of our model's parents signing up for memberships

**TaDoW** · 03-08-2002, 12:56 PM

oh no you don't you're not gonna get away from me.

brett, you know I'm gonna beat you to 1,000!

**FADE19** · 03-08-2002, 01:01 PM

A song I dedicate to the spammers

"Killing me softly with his SPAM"

I heard he spammed a good product
I heard he had a style
And so I came to see him
To get spammed for a while
And there he was this young spammer
A stranger to this buisness

CHORUS:
spamming my brain with his business
selling me products with his words
Killing me softly with his spam
Killing me softly with his spam
selling me a free-host with his spam
Killing me softly with his spam

**theWatsonian** · 03-08-2002, 01:01 PM

Compliments of Hormel:

SPAM Cupcakes

[color=sky blue]For Cupcakes:[/color]
2 (12-ounce) cans SPAM® Luncheon Meat
2 eggs, slightly beaten
2/3 cup quick cooking oatmeal
¾ cup milk

For Glaze:
1/3 cup brown sugar
1 teaspoon prepared mustard
2 tablespoons white vinegar
1 tablespoon water

4 cups prepared instant mashed potatoes
Snipped fresh chives, for garnish

Preheat oven to 350°F. For cupcakes, in large bowl, grate SPAM®. Add eggs, oatmeal and milk; mix well. Lightly spray a regular size muffin tin with nonstick cooking spray. Fill each muffin tin two-thirds full with SPAMTM mixture. Using the back of a spoon, lightly press mixture into tins. In small bowl, whisk together the brown sugar, mustard, vinegar and water. Lightly spoon glaze mixture over SPAMTM mixture. Bake for 25-30 minutes or until mixture is set. Meanwhile, prepare 4 cups of instant mashed potatoes. Remove cupcakes from oven. Place oven rack 2-3 inches from heat source and heat broiler. Top each cupcake with potatoes. Return muffin tin to oven. Broil 2-3 minutes or until potatoes are lightly browned. Garnish with fresh chives and serve. Serves 12.

Tip: For best results, let cupcakes stand 5 minutes before removing from pan.

**spacedog** · 03-08-2002, 01:11 PM

That's just fucking great.. I was trying to make dinner, & I couldnt stop thinking about that recipe, & couldnt stop laughing..
I dropped the fucking pot , & it fell on the oven door, & smashed the fucking glass.. DAMN!!!

**TaDoW** · 03-08-2002, 01:17 PM

I think you may not be telling the complete truth here..

**theWatsonian** · 03-08-2002, 01:19 PM

Originally posted by spacedog
That's just fucking great.. I was trying to make dinner, & I couldnt stop thinking about that recipe, & couldnt stop laughing..
I dropped the fucking pot , & it fell on the oven door, & smashed the fucking glass.. DAMN!!!

Sorry about that.

I just gotta make those sometime. Can't wait to

**Eric** · 03-08-2002, 02:40 PM

Guys this is not Spam. He is making his Announcement.

http://www.phreehost.com

Is our newest advertiser, lets give him a warm welcome to the board.

Eric

**boneprone** · 03-08-2002, 03:08 PM

good thing you said that, i was in the process of changing his post.

Cool!
Changed it back to how it was.

Wheeeew.

**theWatsonian** · 03-08-2002, 03:24 PM

But the Spam Cupcakes recipe just had to be posted.

RK · 03-08-2002, 03:24 PM

Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
Guys this is not Spam. He is making his Announcement.
Is our newest advertiser.

If he wasn't your "newest advertiser". Would this be an "Announcement" or "Spam" ?

**FreeFastHost** · 03-08-2002, 07:18 PM

Thanks Eric

**BrettJ** · 03-08-2002, 09:42 PM

Originally posted by RK

If he wasn't your "newest advertiser". Would this be an "Announcement" or "Spam" ?

I don't have a problem with that... it's their board

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