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  • CDSmith
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • May 2001
    • 51460
    #1

    White trash hurricane survival kit

    Toilet Paper........................................check

    Bud Light...........................................ch eck

    Keystone Ice........................................check

    Budweiser......................................... ..check

    Red Dog.............................................ch eck

    Misc. other bottles of alcohol......................check

    Piece of plywood to float your chick and booze on...check








    I hope everyone's better prepared than this for the next one. :D



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    PS; if anyone needs me to be their hurricane contact shoot me a mail to [email protected] or ICQ to 31024634
    (grats to Tala for the great idea)
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    • smack
      Push Porn Like Weight.
      • Mar 2002
      • 10652
      #2
      hey, they know how to prepare for a disaster. personally i would have gone with guinness and heineken, but hey, whatever floats yer, uhm, plywood plank.
      Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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        • CDSmith
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • May 2001
          • 51460
          #3
          I don't think they're guiness and heineken type people.

          :D
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            • nofx
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Nov 2002
              • 16826
              #4
              is that img photoshopped ?

              Often times I wonder why
              There's love and hate, theres live or die.
              When sickness comes I must decide:
              When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                • Screaming
                  I can change this!!!!!
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 18972
                  #5
                  now that is a classic pic

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                    • smack
                      Push Porn Like Weight.
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 10652
                      #6
                      it's kind of disturbing to me when the best beer you have in your possesion of budweiser.
                      Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war.

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                        • GlydeGirl
                          Confirmed User
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 1516
                          #7
                          Americans just don't appreciate the true flavour of beer -- always buying pisswater instead!

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                            • MaLil
                              Registered User
                              • May 2005
                              • 39
                              #8
                              I see Natural Ice in the back left! They know how to party!
                              DORMBUCKS Corrupting America's Youth and It's Employees, One College Chick at a Time

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                                • CDSmith
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • May 2001
                                  • 51460
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by nofx
                                  is that img photoshopped ?
                                  Not to my knowledge. Why?

                                  It's not that improbable.... is it? :D
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                                    • nofx
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 16826
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                      Not to my knowledge. Why?

                                      It's not that improbable.... is it? :D
                                      looks like it to me

                                      Often times I wonder why
                                      There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                      When sickness comes I must decide:
                                      When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                        • CDSmith
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • May 2001
                                          • 51460
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by nofx
                                          looks like it to me
                                          Admit it.... that's your mom and dad.
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                                            • Downtime
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • May 2004
                                              • 7320
                                              #12
                                              great pic, saw it a few days ago.
                                              #27024067

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                                                • adultchica
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                  • 5141
                                                  #13
                                                  Ya Ya, I remember this pic. Those two figure it's all good to have your ribcage sticking out as long as they have beer for breakfast, lunch, and maybe a few cheetos for dinner to go along with their alcohol. FUCK

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                                                    • uvort
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 3580
                                                      #14
                                                      Is that a bottle of mustard and some meat?
                                                      See Sig.
                                                      199907143

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                                                        • ArcherJanvier
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Sep 2005
                                                          • 194
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by MaLil
                                                          I see Natural Ice in the back left! They know how to party!
                                                          When the 7-11 doors are busted out, the Malt Liquor is the first to go.

                                                          Poor slob probably got there late and that was all that was left.

                                                          BTW - News flash: Turns out the press found out that 50 cent's mother was white - He's now considering changing his name to "Half A Buck"

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