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I Am The Way 03-08-2002 01:25 PM

I already know that plan. I was at this board long before you guys were. I used to post here alot. Everyone was alot older. Boneprone and a few others were here. I dont see any of them here anymore.

They were really upset that this boiard started getting a lot of young dumb people. I guess they left.

And the icq thing, this is the truth

MY FIRST JOKE SITE
used my icq method in 2 weeks I had 500 hits a day uniques. Then I plataued. No search engines, spam, nothing. Everyone on my list is a friend or connection.

I FUCKING HATE SPAM. I NEVER DO SPAM. FUCK SPAMMERS. IM SPAMMED OVER 250 MESSAGES A DAY ON ICQ AND EMAIL. SO FUCK SPAM. DONT EVER CALL ME A SPAMMER.

Sorry about that. Just got a little worked up. And my matrix plan always works. SPAM FREE of course.

theWatsonian 03-08-2002 01:27 PM

The dude doesn't know how funny he is. 500 visitors on demand? ICQ spam? What a freaking genius.

I Am The Way 03-08-2002 01:31 PM

For the last fucking time.

Everyone on my list is either a friend from school, someone I met from other sites, or other webmasters.

I only keep friends on my list. I ask my friends,


Hey guys, its me adam. I made another site and I would appreciate if you guys checked it out and sent the link to at least 2 of your friends. Its popup free and you know me, I serve nothing but quality.

Dont forget. Im always here to return the favor.
www.asdfasdf.com



You people really search way to hard to succeed. 100 faithful custies are better than 10,000 once in a lifetime custies. The people on my list all know me and always do me favors because I do the same in return. WITHOUT FUCKING SPAMMING.

You will never see messages from me saying,,

hey i got that link you wanted
hey im sharon check me out at
hey, how are you. I just made a new site

I know all the people I send messages to. Often times I end up speaking to about 50 of the 100 i send out to because they compliment me on the site.

theWatsonian 03-08-2002 01:35 PM

You don't get it. Success in this biz is all about mass traffic. Numbers that would make your head spin.

Jakke PNG 03-08-2002 01:42 PM

Funny. :)

playa 03-08-2002 01:45 PM

another funny character of GFY

dublin1 03-08-2002 02:00 PM

"Its not the internet. Its not the people. Its not the troubles or scams. Its you. If it wasnt you then no one online would ever make money.

So get a grip. Change your attitude and you will see the cashflow grow. Stick with your current attitude and see your cashflow decline, your sanity decline, your dick shrink and your hairs grow white."


so you're the way? no wonder i've never been able to find it;)

you've got a good head on your shoulders for a "newbie"

joe_blob 03-08-2002 02:11 PM

can you say "nose candy"?

mule 03-08-2002 04:45 PM

What I don't get is why he names the topic "My Idea ( Please criticize ) " and then rejects all the critcism. Ah, well, I was full of it when I was 18 as well...he'll grow out of it, hopefully

Amputate Your Head 03-08-2002 04:50 PM

spamming....

bulking....

marketing....

and now, "matrixing"?

you're a fuckin' spammer dude.... get over it.

Pipecrew 03-08-2002 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theWatsonian
You don't get it. Success in this biz is all about mass traffic. Numbers that would make your head spin.

Too true

playa 03-08-2002 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
spamming....

bulking....

marketing....

and now, "matrixing"?

you're a fuckin' spammer dude.... get over it.

this is so funny "matrixing"
to bad
it wasn't written in the goat marketing handbook

-=HOAX=- 03-08-2002 05:13 PM

I currently have 30 "partners" in my "first tier" and each of them now has "50" "Friends" in their "third tier" all in all I think I have over 10,000 "fourth tier" relationships and 5,000 "second tier" "primary friends" but I still am not seeing signups?


I don't get it...

RIPP 03-08-2002 08:22 PM

Hey I_Am_The_Way :)

Bad choice of nick for someone trying not to get the piss taken out of them :)

Anyhow,... You may have a matrix and lots of ICQ people, maybe not even spam anyone, you may get lots and lots of traffic and affiliates signed up under you even....

The REAL QUESTIONS are:

How many that visit your site will sign up or really click the links, rather than just taking a quick peek at what you've done so they can reply with a quick, "yep, been there, nice mate"...

How many that become affiliates will actually be-able to sell porn, as opposed to trying to shortcut, thinking that if they get enough affiliates under them then they'll make money,(porn often doesn't have as deeper referral programs as mainstream) .. You even seem like this is what you are attempting, "If you build it they will cum...", maybe, but WILL THEY BUY... Or just suck up all your bandwidth and put you into MAJOR overages.

This isn't like normal goods, most of your affiliates that do signup under you won't buy anything that they sell... It's not like, for a simplistic example, selling Amway, where each few affiliates may buy something for themselves, even if it's just that AMAZING DISHWASHING LIQUID.. LOL :evil-laug

How much bandwidth have you estimated on requiring, what hosts are you looking at. [Adult hosting, or mainstream hosts that allow adult content charge higher rates than standard hosting] ... Have you researched all about hosting and what you can afford and what overages would be acceptable to still making a profit??

What about when sponsers may shave or stiff you, what about billers that lose track of signups... Could you afford to spend money and maybe not see it returned, or returned late or incomplete due to biller errors or the like... Your hosts won't like any delays in payment, hell if you're late they may even be mean enough to not even try working with you to resolve things and just put up a porn 404 page for themselves to make money off what traffic is still trickling to your domain.

What if most of your matrix that you MAY have used for other things,(I'm assuming it's not making any real money on the web, else you wouldn't be looking here now, instead you would still be consentrating on building the mainstream matrix and reaping the money) don't like the idea of advertising porn, don't wish to build adult websites, don't know how to market adult products.

Oh Yeh... And what if you may not spam, but they do... The adult arena is much less tolerant of spammers and they lose money earned through spam often before the 1st check is even sent out :)

Am not trying to scare you off, just get you thinking a little more deeply.

You may get,(with fingers crossed and eyes closed while praying desparately) each unique to your site to click 1 blind link for 3-4 cents,(most blind from what I've seen are 4 cents or below... NOT 10 cents) .. But what if they like the quality of your normal links that clicking on them sucks on average 4.X+ cents from you in bandwidth.

Now you reduce the quality of your other links to try to make some money and lose traffic when they start to get jerked around, they tell there mates,(like a good word of mouth matrix) and now you end up with barely any traffic... Once it's gone you can't use the matrix again... You'll need to find another few hundred friends to send your friendly please visit messages too.

I hope you do succeed, but it's not as easy as you think, and you really need to do some proper research 1st or you may end up burned BIGTIME on bandwidth with overages as just 1 little example.

Later, RIPP
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I Am The Way 03-09-2002 12:14 AM

Ok

Im going to stop posting back. If I do go through with this im simply going to record my earnings and come back within one month in business and show you that im making the estimated 10 to 15 bucks a day. And growing.

I wish all the negative the best and all the positive even better. Keep your heads up. One day the idea will hit and you will truly succeed. Untill then keep trying and good luck. :)

I will post another time. Perhaps even tomorrow,, dun dun duuuuun, hehehe


See Ya
For now

Paul Markham 03-09-2002 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by I Am The Way



We should all be friends. So to everyone I have offended. I apologize. But let the truth be told.


Thanks,
And my name guys, I really could not think of anything at the time. I just wanted to sign up ask my question and leave. :)


Paul Markham 03-09-2002 12:21 AM

Sorry hit the wrong key, wanted to say.

SO WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

Dreamman010 03-09-2002 01:32 AM

Come on guys, leave the guy alone... We were all in his shoes sometime in the past.

mule 03-09-2002 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by I Am The Way
If I do go through with this im simply going to record my earnings and come back within one month in business and show you that im making the estimated 10 to 15 bucks a day. And growing.
Very good idea. Be sure to post your stats if you aren't making the estimated 10 to 15 bucks a day after a month as well :)

Quote:

I wish all the negative the best and all the positive even better. Keep your heads up. One day the idea will hit and you will truly succeed.
As far as I could see, no-one was being negative, rather they were sharing with you the insights gained with vast experience in a field you know nothing about. You also don't seem to realise that many people on this board are truly successful.

I Am The Way 03-09-2002 01:09 PM

You know I must say this.

To everyone who is a smartass. Kiss my fucking ass. Most of you are pathetic. A few are good guys. But the whole of you are lonely loosers. I mean get a life. The only reason I wanted any help was because I was bored and I wanted to make a porn site at 3 am in the morning.

I mean seriously. A guy comes in being fucking nice and respecting the rules of the board. Asks a few questions and he has assholes bitching that its not that easy.

Yes it is that easy. I have succeeded in everything I have ever done. The sad thing is that I have already made money online with porn. I was using a free host and silver cash for blind links. By the end of week 2 I was already making 6 bucks a day. What happned. I didnt get paid. Naturally i felt the porn world was over saturated and one big scam.

This was quite some time ago. So in response to the people who have nothing better to do then to post here saying everything is impossible just because they cant cut it, get a real fucking job. Do something with your lifes. I already have business plans for 3 seperate companies im going to start, plans for real estate. Im aiming towards owning my own hotel.

For those of you with a brain and the courtesy to be polite and respectful back, please keep in touch. My icq is 125841887
Contact me anytime. If your going to contact me and start stupid shit I will put you on ignore. So dont even waste your time.



FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE HELPED ME, THANK YOU.
This message was not for you. Its for the fucking morons who say stupid shit like why am I still here. And the peabrains who cant make anything succeed so they have to tell me its impossible.

Its sad. Your the very people that never succeed. I have already succeeded in just about anything I have ever sought out to do. So Have a nice day.

Now I know why all the real money makers left this board.

Pipecrew 03-09-2002 01:36 PM

This thread might hit 1000 Plus now

facough 03-09-2002 02:11 PM

you're an idiot, you haven't made any money on the internet until its in your bank account. why would anyone contact you on icq? so you can spam them with your new site? dude, won't get anywhere in any business if you can't take constructive criticism.


Quote:

Originally posted by I Am The Way
You know I must say this.

To everyone who is a smartass. Kiss my fucking ass. Most of you are pathetic. A few are good guys. But the whole of you are lonely loosers. I mean get a life. The only reason I wanted any help was because I was bored and I wanted to make a porn site at 3 am in the morning.

I mean seriously. A guy comes in being fucking nice and respecting the rules of the board. Asks a few questions and he has assholes bitching that its not that easy.

Yes it is that easy. I have succeeded in everything I have ever done. The sad thing is that I have already made money online with porn. I was using a free host and silver cash for blind links. By the end of week 2 I was already making 6 bucks a day. What happned. I didnt get paid. Naturally i felt the porn world was over saturated and one big scam.

This was quite some time ago. So in response to the people who have nothing better to do then to post here saying everything is impossible just because they cant cut it, get a real fucking job. Do something with your lifes. I already have business plans for 3 seperate companies im going to start, plans for real estate. Im aiming towards owning my own hotel.

For those of you with a brain and the courtesy to be polite and respectful back, please keep in touch. My icq is 125841887
Contact me anytime. If your going to contact me and start stupid shit I will put you on ignore. So dont even waste your time.



FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE HELPED ME, THANK YOU.
This message was not for you. Its for the fucking morons who say stupid shit like why am I still here. And the peabrains who cant make anything succeed so they have to tell me its impossible.

Its sad. Your the very people that never succeed. I have already succeeded in just about anything I have ever sought out to do. So Have a nice day.

Now I know why all the real money makers left this board.


mule 03-09-2002 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by facough
dude, won't get anywhere in any business if you can't take constructive criticism.
which is exactly what he asked for in the first place :)

I am the way: you're a conceited little shit. I hope you DO try out your bright idea....after your behaviour here, you deserve the dent in your wallet it's gonna make :)

Paul -C- 03-09-2002 03:11 PM

Didn't you say you are 18? But you made 6 bucks a day a "long time ago"....

Maybe they didn't pay you cos you were under 18?

winter 03-09-2002 03:31 PM

ha ha ha ha what a dumbass.

CumSensei 03-09-2002 04:21 PM

Check check Is this mic on? Testing 1-2-3 testing can you hear me I am the way.

I posted contact me at 20231065 on icq and I help you out with your idea.

If you dont want help dont contact me.

:glugglug

Pipecrew 03-09-2002 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CumSensei
Check check Is this mic on? Testing 1-2-3 testing can you hear me I am the way.

I posted contact me at 20231065 on icq and I help you out with your idea.

If you dont want help dont contact me.

:glugglug


I think he wants to talk to someone who knows what they are doing

psyko myko 03-09-2002 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by I Am The Way
For the last fucking time.

Everyone on my list is either a friend from school, someone I met from other sites, or other webmasters.

I only keep friends on my list. I ask my friends,


Hey guys, its me adam. I made another site and I would appreciate if you guys checked it out and sent the link to at least 2 of your friends. Its popup free and you know me, I serve nothing but quality.

Dont forget. Im always here to return the favor.
www.asdfasdf.com



You people really search way to hard to succeed. 100 faithful custies are better than 10,000 once in a lifetime custies. The people on my list all know me and always do me favors because I do the same in return. WITHOUT FUCKING SPAMMING.

You will never see messages from me saying,,

hey i got that link you wanted
hey im sharon check me out at
hey, how are you. I just made a new site

I know all the people I send messages to. Often times I end up speaking to about 50 of the 100 i send out to because they compliment me on the site.

Okay, I see a bit of traffic.

Where is the money?

CumSensei 03-10-2002 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew



I think he wants to talk to someone who knows what they are doing

LOL :BangBang:

allreal 03-10-2002 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by theWatsonian
You don't get it. Success in this biz is all about mass traffic. Numbers that would make your head spin.
Not neccessarily true. I am converting a golf sponsor on my mainstream business at 1:7 using mostly classified ads and opt-in email.

Mass traffic is needed for the adult market since everyone fucked it up so bad by giving away so much free content.


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