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xlogger · 10-19-2005, 09:04 PM

I would go back and fuck up the lawn some more. Just to piss them off.

sandman! · 10-19-2005, 09:06 PM

posting about it on a message board is pretty stupid.

$$$ · 10-19-2005, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mako

This just in: AdultMegaCash is pleased to announce that $$$ has been brought on board to develop business relationships with an older audience.

They felt he was uniquely qualified for the position based on his clear communication and direct link to those above the age of 40, and his impressive posts on GFY relating to "tearing up other people's shit" and "pretend scammer call-out threads". High marks were given to $$$'s "board persona" for creativity and excellence in being a member of the human race.

Congrats $$$, good luck!

First of all, AdultMegaCash and yourself can suck my entire nutsack. Here's something you may not know about me, I don't leech off of others to make money. I never have. I'm not here to develop business relationships with anyone, I'm just here to discuss the adult industry that made me rich. It's adorable that you're trying to throw dirt on my name with clever sarcasm, but do you REALLY know who you're talking about?

While in a relationship with a girl who knows how to push your buttons, eventually she will push you over the edge. I intend on apologizing to her parents, hiring a landscaper to repair the lawn & leaving this incident in the past.

I'm a fair and humble guy, I'm also a man of my word. If any of you are making assumptions about my business character by my erratic driving, you my friend are overly judgmental. Just some advice, don't burn bridges with people before you know who they are.

$$$ · 10-19-2005, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandman!

posting about it on a message board is pretty stupid.

I figured it would fit under the "fucking around" category and serve as entertainment. I wasn't under the impression that it would be found offensive by people who make a living selling pornography. pussies.

ry0t · 10-19-2005, 09:15 PM

Idiot...

$$$ · 10-19-2005, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ry0t

Idiot...

Pussy...

xlogger · 10-19-2005, 09:17 PM

Do you own a truck? I dont think i can make my car to do a huge hole like that.

Mako · 10-19-2005, 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $$$

First of all, AdultMegaCash and yourself can suck my entire nutsack. Here's something you may not know about me, I don't leech off of others to make money. I never have. I'm not here to develop business relationships with anyone, I'm just here to discuss the adult industry that made me rich. It's adorable that you're trying to throw dirt on my name with clever sarcasm, but do you REALLY know who you're talking about?

While in a relationship with a girl who knows how to push your buttons, eventually she will push you over the edge. I intend on apologizing to her parents, hiring a landscaper to repair the lawn & leaving this incident in the past.

I'm a fair and humble guy, I'm also a man of my word. If any of you are making assumptions about my business character by my erratic driving, you my friend are overly judgmental. Just some advice, don't burn bridges with people before you know who they are.

Just having a joke at your expense $$$, I'm sure you're a great guy in real life....just like nofx...

Ok, that was another joke at your expense, but it's hard to resist.

No harm intended.

Seriously though, no more tearing up your g/f's parent's yard.

HarrytheNazi · 10-19-2005, 09:23 PM

BlackCrayon · 10-19-2005, 09:25 PM

pointless. parents will thing you're a psycho and will forbid their daughter from seeing you im sure. you did exactly what she wanted, if she was pushing your buttons. chicks hate it when you don't react like they think you would.

$$$ · 10-19-2005, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger

Do you own a truck? I dont think i can make my car to do a freacking 7 inch hole.

I drove directly to the carwash planning out a fake alibi, and I'm getting new tires tomorrow before I turn myself in complete confusion. They can't prove anything, and my social engineering will reign victorious in court.

$$$ · 10-19-2005, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mako

Just having a joke at your expense $$$, I'm sure you're a great guy in real life....just like nofx...

Ok, that was another joke at your expense, but it's hard to resist.

No harm intended.

Seriously though, no more tearing up your g/f's parent's yard.

That car in your sig is an expense you'd never be able to afford.

$$$ · 10-19-2005, 09:34 PM

Bliddat Chinggggggg

Jimbo · 10-19-2005, 09:38 PM

that is retarded.

about your question well stop being an idiot and talk to the parents to fix this out of court.

TheMob · 10-19-2005, 09:40 PM

hehe, are you serious?

$$$ · 10-19-2005, 09:41 PM

enough is enough guys, especially if you cherish your lawn. you know what i'm capable of.. and you could be next ;)

Holly · 10-19-2005, 09:47 PM

Alright... whose board character is this?

Fess up.

Shoehorn! · 10-19-2005, 09:51 PM

I was going to make a remark regarding that big wheel, but I decided not to at the last minute.

brand0n · 10-19-2005, 09:53 PM

could you aim me?
"new brand0n aim"

thankd

$$$ · 10-19-2005, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n

could you aim me?
"new brand0n aim"

thankd

wtf when did brand0n get dropped? what's your new aim

brand0n · 10-19-2005, 09:59 PM

"new brand0n aim"

$$$ · 10-19-2005, 09:59 PM

invalid sn

edit
newbrand0naim - This is not a known member.

it'd show up as [email protected]

baddog · 10-19-2005, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $$$

earlier i got pissed at my girl and decided to utilize my car and emergency brake to conduct 180 spins and misc. methods of destroying grass all over her parents front yard.

anyone know what i'll be looking at? fines? jail time? probation?

then you do not have a warrant out for you. only a court can issue a warrant, and I highly doubt they woke up a judge for that

Spankys Teens · 10-19-2005, 10:06 PM

damn, what car you drive or did you steal a tank?
That's pretty funny but dude....why you punish the parents?
If they said something bad then i can somehow understand your somewhat childish actions but if it was cuz your gf did something then you're fuckin nutz.

Good luck

brand0n · 10-19-2005, 10:06 PM

"new brand0n name"

sorry

Antonio · 10-19-2005, 10:06 PM

for serious crime like this I guess you're looking at 20 to life without parol

Sosa · 10-19-2005, 10:07 PM

heh control your anger

brand0n · 10-19-2005, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $$$

invalid sn

edit
newbrand0naim - This is not a known member.

it'd show up as [email protected]

new brand0n name
new brand0n name
new brand0n name
new brand0n name
new brand0n name
new brand0n name
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10-19-2005, 10:11 PM

I can see that the dad doesn't own a gun.. If he did, you'd have gotten your fucking head blown off.

baddog · 10-19-2005, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $$$

I figured it would fit under the "fucking around" category and serve as entertainment. I wasn't under the impression that it would be found offensive by people who make a living selling pornography. pussies.

Observing your ignorance is rather entertaining for us . . . just not sure how beneficial it is for you. But as I don't care about you, keep on entertaining, and thank you.

gruvr777 · 10-19-2005, 11:44 PM

I'm sure that after fucking with your girlfriends parents that this will bring even more harmony, and peace into the relationship. If her parents hate you you may as well write off the relationship now. Who knows though... If she has as many issues as you seem to, your relationship could probably go on in an eternally blissful state indefinitely.

$$$ · 10-19-2005, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gruvr777

If she has as many issues as you seem to, your relationship could probably go on in an eternally blissful state indefinitely.

that's what i'm hoping for

KMR Stitch · 10-19-2005, 11:59 PM

Well you want a real answer I have it from the cop:

I had someone do it to my yard awhile back.. We did it back and fourth to each other my parents asked the neighboorhood cop about it.. She said "GRASS GROWS BACK Nothing I can do" Now If I saw them do it Then I can at most Give them Wreckless driving. Because it's not vandlasim in your CAR.. Thats like saying I swerved to miss a dog or kid that ran infront of my car...and I went into the grass of someones house...So in that sense you had to.. To miss hitting the dog/kid.

iwantchixx · 10-20-2005, 12:27 AM

You're lucky her parents didn't kick your ass. if it was my lawn soemone was destroying like that I'd jump in that car and dissasemble your bone structure.

adultchica · 10-20-2005, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by volante

Deny everything. Blame gophers.

Exacly, crazy gophers haha.

elitetec · 10-20-2005, 12:45 AM

lol like $300

ModelPerfect · 10-20-2005, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $$$

I figured it would fit under the "fucking around" category and serve as entertainment. I wasn't under the impression that it would be found offensive by people who make a living selling pornography. pussies.

I doubt anyone finds it offensive, but you just fucked yourself out of a denying the event or any excuse thereof, since you've just publically stated the premeditated intent and followthrough of the action for vindictive reasons.

But back to your original question: I highly doubt anything will happen to you, although it's quite possible you'll have to pay for the grass.

ServerGenius · 10-20-2005, 01:01 AM

I call bullshit....I smell it.....and it ain't mine

ServerGenius · 10-20-2005, 01:03 AM

1: you're not old enough to drive a car
2: you can't afford a car
3: yo daddy won't borrow you his neither
4: you can't do donut spins
5: you don't have a girlfriend
6: you're an attention whore

LiveDose · 10-20-2005, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPheer

You're lucky her dad called the cops instead of taking a crowbar to your head and your car, because thats what I would have done.

That's what I was thinking.

Webmistres · 10-20-2005, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $$$

Hey spunky, suck my dick. I don't give a fuck. I'd run you over faggot. Some people have anger issues and don't hestitate to lose their minds, I'm sorry that you're a well manored little girl in a pink skirt.

Is it be wrong to say "see sig" ??????

Nick · 10-20-2005, 02:00 AM

I can't believe I just read this whole post..

$$$ you are a fucking Asshat!

potter · 10-20-2005, 02:01 AM

Don't fret it man! I'm in jail right now, ya get free wireless. And it's only three cigs a day to rent a laptop.

reynold · 10-20-2005, 06:31 AM

I just wish the cops would be able to arrest you.

~Ray · 10-20-2005, 08:17 AM

report your car stolen

ssp · 10-20-2005, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DynaSpain

1: you're not old enough to drive a car
2: you can't afford a car
3: yo daddy won't borrow you his neither
4: you can't do donut spins
5: you don't have a girlfriend
6: you're an attention whore

I choose option 4.

Young · 10-20-2005, 08:34 AM

Bugbee · 10-20-2005, 08:34 AM

a little jealous I presume with a side of anger management issues?

Murderous · 10-20-2005, 08:37 AM

Every time I ever sat in jail, it has been for hiding and not showing up for court and other appointments, I never sat in jail when I just took care of everything in a timely manner.

Cassie · 10-20-2005, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL

You better get yourself a good lawyer. A judge is going to look at those pics and want to nail you.

as well he should. stupid punk kids have no regard for what others worked hard for.

that kids punishment should be to pay for a new lawn and be required to lay new lawn in 95 degree plus heat in the middle of texas as probation.

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