Hilarious Romantic Rhymes...check it out!

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  • camouflaged123
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    • Feb 2005
    • 1590

    #1

    Hilarious Romantic Rhymes...check it out!



    A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most
    romantic first line... but the least romantic second line. Here are some
    of the entries they received.

    I thought that I could love no other
    until, that is, I met your brother.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
    and so is your head.

    Of loving beauty you float with grace
    If only you could hide your face

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
    This describes everything you are not

    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face

    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life

    I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That's why I always wake up screaming

    My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way

    My feelings for you no words can tell,
    Except for maybe "go to hell"



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    • Nov 2004
    • 1757

    #2
    Great stuff I will have to come up with a few myself!

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    • camouflaged123
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2005
      • 1590

      #3
      Yeeah, great way to woo your gf;)
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      • HammerALL
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        • Apr 2004
        • 3506

        #4
        Those are great
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        • LittleSassy
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          • May 2005
          • 7402

          #5
          I see your face when I am dreaming.
          That's why I always wake up screaming

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          • GlydeGirl
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2005
            • 1516

            #6
            Great selection of funny stuff!

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            • axelcat
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              • Jun 2002
              • 25450

              #7

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              • Aly
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                • Dec 2004
                • 1881

                #8
                Those are GREAT! Thanks!
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                • reynold
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                  • Oct 2002
                  • 51271

                  #9
                  Nice though I already heard some of those back then in college.

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                  • poppet
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                    • Sep 2005
                    • 1499

                    #10
                    Okay, those rock.
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