Freaking tricker-treaters out on Oct 31 - need advice - GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

X

iBanker

Confirmed User

Join Date: Dec 2004

Posts: 2758
Share

Post
#1

Freaking tricker-treaters out on Oct 31 - need advice

10-18-2005, 03:28 PM

Well, I already have this freaky ass all black scarecrow outfit, and a specialty huge bowl with the bottom cut out, which I put 50-60 king size snickers bars in.

I got a "fake arm" so I can use my real arm to stick in through the bottom of the bowl and make the grab the occasional kids hand....

I just sit there on the porch looking like a stuffed dummy (which is easier, because I have that fake arm and I intentioanlly bend it the wrong way so kids think its fake).....wait for the greddy little buger that takes more than one and then its on like donkey kong. If they take just one, they don't get scared, not a bit. (there is a "scary" sign that says take ONE....and I put headstones on my walkway of little kids that took more than one piece of candy)

Advice needed:

I need some dark, and I mean DARK music that can be played somewhat loud in the backround.... keep in mind, no swearing inthe music, there are kids around and all....

Any help appreciated.

www.JasonandAlex.com
Christopher's ICQ: 268-843-170
Tags: None
Jace

FBOP Class Of 2013

Join Date: Jan 2004

Posts: 35562
Share

Post
#2

10-18-2005, 03:31 PM

anything marilyn manson ;)
Comment
After Shock Media

It's coming look busy

Join Date: Mar 2001

Posts: 35299
Share

Post
#3

10-18-2005, 03:32 PM

Anything done by ABBA. I instantly makes me think of murder and killing innocent bystanders.

[email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]
Comment
iBanker

Confirmed User

Join Date: Dec 2004

Posts: 2758
Share

Post
#4

10-18-2005, 03:33 PM

Originally posted by Jace

anything marilyn manson ;)

I don't listen to him really, you sure he doesn't swear? Or is it cool you think?

www.JasonandAlex.com
Christopher's ICQ: 268-843-170
Comment
iBanker

Confirmed User

Join Date: Dec 2004

Posts: 2758
Share

Post
#5

10-18-2005, 03:33 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Anything done by ABBA. I instantly makes me think of murder and killing innocent bystanders.

HAHAHAHAHA

www.JasonandAlex.com
Christopher's ICQ: 268-843-170
Comment
After Shock Media

It's coming look busy

Join Date: Mar 2001

Posts: 35299
Share

Post
#6

10-18-2005, 03:36 PM

I would find some creepy ass banjo backwoods non lyrics type stuff, or some violin music. Both of those can really work. Lyrics often dispell any fear.

[email protected] ICQ:135982156 AIM: Aftershockmed1a MSN: [email protected]
Comment
Libertine

sex dwarf

Join Date: May 2002

Posts: 17860
Share

Post
#7

10-18-2005, 03:40 PM

Originally posted by iBanker

I don't listen to him really, you sure he doesn't swear?

I am the god of fuck, i am the god of fuck
virgins sold in quantity, herded by heredity
red-neck-burn-out-mid-west-mind, "who said date rape isn't kind?"
porno-nation, evaluation
what's this, "time for segregation"
libido, libido fascination, too much oral defication
white trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy
time for cake and sodomy
(I am the god of fuck, i am the god of fuck)
vcr's and vasoline, tv-fucked by plastic queens
cash in hand and dick on screen, who said god was ever clean?
bible-belt 'round anglo-waste, putting sinners in their place
yeah, right, great if you're so good explain the shit stains on your face
white trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy
time for cake and sodomy

Marilyn Manson's a wanker though. If you want to play some "dark" music that is easy to find, Rammstein would be a good choice. It's in German, so the swearing doesn't matter.

/(bb|[^b]{2})/
Comment
iBanker

Confirmed User

Join Date: Dec 2004

Posts: 2758
Share

Post
#8

10-18-2005, 03:40 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

I would find some creepy ass banjo backwoods non lyrics type stuff, or some violin music. Both of those can really work. Lyrics often dispell any fear.

Not a bad idea at ALL. Limewire time...... thanks.

www.JasonandAlex.com
Christopher's ICQ: 268-843-170
Comment
iBanker

Confirmed User

Join Date: Dec 2004

Posts: 2758
Share

Post
#9

10-18-2005, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by punkworld

I am the god of fuck, i am the god of fuck
virgins sold in quantity, herded by heredity
red-neck-burn-out-mid-west-mind, "who said date rape isn't kind?"
porno-nation, evaluation
what's this, "time for segregation"
libido, libido fascination, too much oral defication
white trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy
time for cake and sodomy
(I am the god of fuck, i am the god of fuck)
vcr's and vasoline, tv-fucked by plastic queens
cash in hand and dick on screen, who said god was ever clean?
bible-belt 'round anglo-waste, putting sinners in their place
yeah, right, great if you're so good explain the shit stains on your face
white trash get down on your knees, time for cake and sodomy
time for cake and sodomy

Um.... yeah....

I wont be playing anything by him then, thanks for the heads up....lol

www.JasonandAlex.com
Christopher's ICQ: 268-843-170
Comment
reynold

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Oct 2002

Posts: 51271
Share

Post
#10

10-18-2005, 07:42 PM

Try Love Spit Love's How soon is now. Not that thrilling but I think you will like the sound.
Comment
elitetec

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Sep 2005

Posts: 4944
Share

Post
#11

10-18-2005, 07:48 PM

try boy george

Add Your Site To My PR4 Blog
Selling Sig ICQ-200636146
Comment
Spunky

I need a beer

Join Date: Jun 2002

Posts: 133986
Share

Post
#12

10-18-2005, 07:54 PM

Man..you go all out!..I had some erie type shit ..screaming and moaning and organ style music playing in the background when I dress up the yard

YOUR INFORMATION HERE
Comment
Shoehorn!

Die With Your Boots On

Join Date: Oct 2003

Posts: 22872
Share

Post
#13

10-18-2005, 08:05 PM

Originally posted by iBanker

Well, I already have this freaky ass all black scarecrow outfit, and a specialty huge bowl with the bottom cut out, which I put 50-60 king size snickers bars in.

I got a "fake arm" so I can use my real arm to stick in through the bottom of the bowl and make the grab the occasional kids hand....

I just sit there on the porch looking like a stuffed dummy (which is easier, because I have that fake arm and I intentioanlly bend it the wrong way so kids think its fake).....wait for the greddy little buger that takes more than one and then its on like donkey kong. If they take just one, they don't get scared, not a bit. (there is a "scary" sign that says take ONE....and I put headstones on my walkway of little kids that took more than one piece of candy)

Advice needed:

I need some dark, and I mean DARK music that can be played somewhat loud in the backround.... keep in mind, no swearing inthe music, there are kids around and all....

Any help appreciated.

Play the original version of "Black Sabbath" by Black Sabbath. Also, get a chainsaw and take the chain part out, and run around revving it pretending to be trying to kill people. Its scary as fuck, cause no one will know if you're a crazed lunatic or not, cause you can't tell if the chain is missing until blood starts flying.
Comment
Babagirls

Text Writer

Join Date: Feb 2001

Posts: 18812
Share

Post
#14

10-18-2005, 08:07 PM

Marilyn Mansons "Sweet Dreams" doesnt have any swear words in it. If you're burning a CD, i'd recomend throwing that song in the mix.

Need a Text Writer?
Blogs|Reviews|Descriptions|Paysites|TGP's|Stories
ICQ: 397892500
Comment
Linguist

Confirmed User

Join Date: Apr 2004

Posts: 1706
Share

Post
#15

10-18-2005, 08:21 PM

Ulver - Kveldssanger
Empyrium - Weiland
These are folkish acousting albums with a dark feeling.. try em out and see if they will suit the mood.

If you just want something slow and 100% unusual/creepy try these albums:

Ulver - lyckantropen themes
Ulver - a quick fix of melancholy
Ulver - svidd neger - this one has more modern feel to it

315-310
Comment
poppet

Just call me Tala! :)

Join Date: Sep 2005

Posts: 1499
Share

Post
#16

10-18-2005, 08:23 PM

Try Type O Negative, Ministry, Orgy, Marilyn Manson, Sisters Of Mercy, Blood For Blood (though that one might be QUITE objectionable to the parental units), or some good old fashioned Toccata Und Fuge en D Minor

SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.
Comment
Project-Shadow

Confirmed User

Join Date: Feb 2003

Posts: 7340
Share

Post
#17

10-18-2005, 08:32 PM

Play some Spice Girls, im sure that'll scare the crap outa em all.
You could attempt to play some Opeth or Nightwish, although thats not really scary/dark. Korn would work.. but unfortunately each other word is a naughty word, shock horror.
Comment
corvette

Confirmed User

Join Date: Oct 2001

Posts: 7880
Share

Post
#18

10-18-2005, 08:47 PM

Originally posted by iBanker

Well, I already have this freaky ass all black scarecrow outfit, and a specialty huge bowl with the bottom cut out, which I put 50-60 king size snickers bars in.

I got a "fake arm" so I can use my real arm to stick in through the bottom of the bowl and make the grab the occasional kids hand....

I just sit there on the porch looking like a stuffed dummy (which is easier, because I have that fake arm and I intentioanlly bend it the wrong way so kids think its fake).....wait for the greddy little buger that takes more than one and then its on like donkey kong. If they take just one, they don't get scared, not a bit. (there is a "scary" sign that says take ONE....and I put headstones on my walkway of little kids that took more than one piece of candy)

Advice needed:

I need some dark, and I mean DARK music that can be played somewhat loud in the backround.... keep in mind, no swearing inthe music, there are kids around and all....

Any help appreciated.

that is great, really

halloween justice

If you need a good company for check writing services, then check out checkissuing, and for webhosting, check out Phoenix NAP
Comment
corvette

Confirmed User

Join Date: Oct 2001

Posts: 7880
Share

Post
#19

10-18-2005, 08:49 PM

allow me to be useful

http://www.theholidayspot.com/halloween/music.htm

or

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...+music&spell=1

If you need a good company for check writing services, then check out checkissuing, and for webhosting, check out Phoenix NAP
Comment
shermo
Share

Post
#20

10-18-2005, 08:51 PM

Rammsteinnnnn!
Comment
Th!nk

Confirmed User

Join Date: Aug 2005

Posts: 6996
Share

Post
#21

10-18-2005, 09:00 PM

Try opera music or Marilyn Manson! That would be perfect!
Comment
Alex From San Diego

Confirmed User

Join Date: May 2001

Posts: 1642
Share

Post
#22

10-18-2005, 09:18 PM

Give Barry Manilow a shot

"I write the song"

We are what we repeatedly do.-Aristotle
Comment
brizzad

holla

Join Date: Jul 2003

Posts: 11769
Share

Post
#23

10-18-2005, 09:21 PM

get on your favorite p2p program, i recommend kazaa for this, and type in "exorcist" and do an audio search
Comment
reynold

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Oct 2002

Posts: 51271
Share

Post
#24

10-19-2005, 03:48 AM

Meditate on some Queen's songs like Bohemian Rhapsody.
Comment
Tat2Jr

Confirmed User

Join Date: Feb 2001

Posts: 4882
Share

Post
#25

10-19-2005, 03:53 AM

Coil - Gold is the metal

No swearing, and extremely dark. They did the hellraiser soundtrack.

NICHE MONEY >> Ass Worship • Panties • Solo Teen • Pantyhose
Serving up exclusive fetish sites since 1997!
Comment
Nylz

Confirmed User

Join Date: Apr 2004

Posts: 8285
Share

Post
#26

10-19-2005, 04:01 AM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Anything done by ABBA. I instantly makes me think of murder and killing innocent bystanders.

No sig.
Comment
xclusive

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Apr 2004

Posts: 35218
Share

Post
#27

10-19-2005, 04:06 AM

Dress up like michael jackson that will scare them

I support MediumPimpin.com / Shemp's Outlawtgp.com /
Comment
escorpio

King of Canada

Join Date: Oct 2002

Posts: 23487
Share

Post
#28

10-19-2005, 05:14 AM

Originally posted by Shoehorn!

Play the original version of "Black Sabbath" by Black Sabbath.

Whoa, that's what I was gonna say.

Unvaxxed, still alive.
Comment
sonofsam

Too lazy to set a custom title

Join Date: Dec 2004

Posts: 18642
Share

Post
#29

10-19-2005, 05:16 AM

hahaha that kicks ass ibanker, you rock

I like turtles.
Comment
NickPapageorgio

Confirmed User

Join Date: Apr 2004

Posts: 8323
Share

Post
#30

10-19-2005, 05:19 AM

Deicide...

nuff said...
Comment
Aza

Confirmed User

Join Date: May 2002

Posts: 818
Share

Post
#31

10-19-2005, 05:20 AM

Check out these guys:
http://www.emusic.com/artist/10557/10557144.html

They worked on the soundtrack for some great horror movies and may be just what you are looking for!

Dollars 4 Babes Now with PPS!
13 Of The Highest Quality Sites To Promote
Over 1000 Of The Best Free Hosted Galleries
Hotlink Thumbs & Multiple Description Lengths
Comment
NickPapageorgio

Confirmed User

Join Date: Apr 2004

Posts: 8323
Share

Post
#32

10-19-2005, 05:23 AM

Or some Danny Elfman. (Batman soundtrack, Nightmare before christmas, Simpsons, more...) He does some stuff that is very dark.
Comment
Babagirls

Text Writer

Join Date: Feb 2001

Posts: 18812
Share

Post
#33

10-19-2005, 07:07 AM

Pink Floyd's "The Wall" , too.

Need a Text Writer?
Blogs|Reviews|Descriptions|Paysites|TGP's|Stories
ICQ: 397892500
Comment
iBanker

Confirmed User

Join Date: Dec 2004

Posts: 2758
Share

Post
#34

10-19-2005, 10:25 AM

I think I'm going to end up having to record this. As long as my brother isn't working, I'll have him over to record on the digital camera. Or maybe just mount it somewhere. Should be good stuff.

Lots of good advice here. Don't you wish you had a week off to plan this stuff? lol

www.JasonandAlex.com
Christopher's ICQ: 268-843-170
Comment
HarrytheNazi

Confirmed User

Join Date: Feb 2005

Posts: 1164
Share

Post
#35

10-19-2005, 10:34 AM

Willy Wonka theme song
Comment

Previous template Next

Working...