Self Cleaning Oven - Who has one? - GoFuckYourself.com

newbreed · 10-19-2005, 01:09 AM

How damn long does it take to do it's thing for you? Mine has been going for 5 hours now, it's up to around 550 degrees. There is a little light that's supposed to blink when it's done but the damn thing just keeps cycling on and off (the heat). I want to go to sleep in the next hour or so, anyone know how long these things take?

newbreed · 10-19-2005, 01:13 AM

Shit, I forgot to add pics to me thread title, I see GFY is a drama-boat tonight...

Shout-out to SonOfSam for my linkhottttten, here is a pic.......

Shoehorn! · 10-19-2005, 01:14 AM

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How damn long does it take to do it's thing for you? Mine has been going for 5 hours now, it's up to around 550 degrees. There is a little light that's supposed to blink when it's done but the damn thing just keeps cycling on and off (the heat). I want to go to sleep in the next hour or so, anyone know how long these things take?

Why do you even know what an oven is? You're a man.

sonofsam · 10-19-2005, 01:19 AM

expect penthouse to send you a C&D immediately... i am allowed to use the images for self promo only... you are just asking for trouble

newbreed · 10-19-2005, 01:20 AM

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Why do you even know what an oven is? You're a man.

Here's the deal... When she isn't around and you get hungry, you may be inclined to throw in one of those Totino's pizzas. Now, say said pizza drips and burns cheese all over the bottom of the oven. At this point, you need a plan to clean that shit up. Now, being a man we all know that I am not going to actually clean that shit by hand, hence the bright idea to use the "Self Cleaning" option...lol

newbreed · 10-19-2005, 01:22 AM

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expect penthouse to send you a C&D immediately... i am allowed to use the images for self promo only... you are just asking for trouble

Penthouse can kiss my ass, this is Playboy's house up in hereeeeee

Shoehorn! · 10-19-2005, 01:29 AM

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Here's the deal... When she isn't around and you get hungry, you may be inclined to throw in one of those Totino's pizzas. Now, say said pizza drips and burns cheese all over the bottom of the oven. At this point, you need a plan to clean that shit up. Now, being a man we all know that I am not going to actually clean that shit by hand, hence the bright idea to use the "Self Cleaning" option...lol

HAHA, I know what you mean. You're trying to keep yourself out of trouble eh?

By the way, I am in Michigan, I could be in Ohio in a couple hours if you have any pizza rolls left.

newbreed · 10-19-2005, 01:30 AM

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HAHA, I know what you mean. You're trying to keep yourself out of trouble eh?

By the way, I am in Michigan, I could be in Ohio in a couple hours if you have any pizza rolls left.

Come on down man, but I don't think you're coming for the pizza...lol

Shoehorn! · 10-19-2005, 01:32 AM

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Come on down man, but I don't think you're coming for the pizza...lol

You're going to be there with the pizza right?

newbreed · 10-19-2005, 01:36 AM

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You're going to be there with the pizza right?

You guys are killing me over here...lol

ps - of course, and the beer, vodka, cranberry, red bull, camera, and video camera - should be a hoooooooot...

pps - bring rubber gloves and a fire extinguisher!

Shoehorn! · 10-19-2005, 01:37 AM

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You guys are killing me over here...lol

ps - of course, and the beer, vodka, cranberry, red bull, camera, and video camera - should be a hoooooooot...

pps - bring rubber gloves and a fire extinguisher!

Awesome. I'll bring a dish to pass, how about Taco Bell?

newbreed · 10-19-2005, 01:38 AM

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Awesome. I'll bring a dish to pass, how about Taco Bell?

Or Wendy's, whichever, both are open late!

Shoehorn! · 10-19-2005, 01:40 AM

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Or Wendy's, whichever, both are open late!

We can go to Halloweekends at Cedar Point and ride the swan boats.

newbreed · 10-19-2005, 01:43 AM

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We can go to Halloweekends at Cedar Point and ride the swan boats.

Promise? I have been told this before by another person and got fucked over, and really my <3 cannot take much more. The thought of my stove catching fire while I sleep and you leaving me high and dry on the Cedar Pier would be more than I can take atm...

Shoehorn! · 10-19-2005, 01:47 AM

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Promise? I have been told this before by another person and got fucked over, and really my <3 cannot take much more. The thought of my stove catching fire while I sleep and you leaving me high and dry on the Cedar Pier would be more than I can take atm...

I will be there. Also I will bring a rain pancho incase the heavens erupt and force liquid water to rain upon us.

newbreed · 10-19-2005, 02:13 AM

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I will be there. Also I will bring a rain pancho incase the heavens erupt and force liquid water to rain upon us.

Dude, it's Ohio/Michigan, a poncho is required everywhere you go it seems.

10-19-2005, 01:09 AM	#1
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10-19-2005, 01:13 AM	#2
newbreed Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: ThatOneProgram.com Posts: 9,898	Shit, I forgot to add pics to me thread title, I see GFY is a drama-boat tonight... Shout-out to SonOfSam for my linkhottttten, here is a pic....... __________________ Want to promote SUCCUBUS? Click HERE!!!! \| Want to buy SUCCUBUS? Click HERE!!!! Yeah, yeah, you know, That One Program! \| Want to trade links with StompBunny.com? Loryn ‎(3:16 PM): I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

10-19-2005, 01:19 AM	#4
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	expect penthouse to send you a C&D immediately... i am allowed to use the images for self promo only... you are just asking for trouble __________________ I like turtles.