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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Somewhere
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Stop looking at her tits
So, last week I was at the bar with my girl and some girl with big boobs was 3 chairs down... she was prob 5'5 and she looked like a 36d or 36dd. My girl says, "stop looking at her tits...". I said, I was looking at the door, fuck... I'm always getting caught
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Scottsdale :)
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Simple. Get your girl implants
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Vancouver
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or when you're driving and you forget your girlfriends in the passenger, and you see a girl jogging..
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Ronin
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Live by the code Die by the code
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lol
when im out with my gf and i see a cute girl i ask her if she thinks she is sexy ;)
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Guadalajara, MX
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I've got the darkest tinted Rx sun glasses they can make, and still allow you to see. Why? So my ol' lady can't see where I'm looking! That's why!
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Margarittaville
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Busted....oops
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**Porntrepreneur**
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: New York
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I always tell my wife .."I'm looking at her as a product .... not like i want to fuck her ...that never crossed my mind"
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Stinkin' up your bathroom
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Women are so sensitive... I could understand if she had to come over and tap you on the shoulder because your face was buried between them, but just looking can't hurt anything...
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Scottsdale
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I usually am the 'tits' you're lookin' at...ends that problem. Get her some boobs. ;)
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Houghton, MI
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It's kinda funny how my wife seems to notice the women before I do, then she watches to see if I'll look, ha ha ha.
I get a kick outta the couple of times when I was staring off into a direction where there was a woman, but I didn't even notice her because I was focused on something else and got blamed for checking her out, he he he. |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: malta
Posts: 12,745
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I'm lucky in this respect. My girlfriend doesn't mind and will even point out hotties I may not have noticed.
Now if only I could convince her she is bisexual. ![]() |
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Closer now
Posts: 4,321
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women are just as bad for looking at men so they are not ones to talk lol
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: NYC
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Was she wearing this?
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Somewhere
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Gonna hit you up in a few |
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there's no $$$ in porn
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Boston
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she has you on a short leash
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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I was looking at the door? Ha, that is soo funny. I'm sure I would have said something similar. Why can't we think of better explanations (like there are any)? I was just looking at her shirt. I think it is cotton. It is such a bold shirt and I respect her for wearing it. |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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How about 'I was looking at her mind' ?
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I can change this!!!!!
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 18,972
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heh busted!!!!!
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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I've been caught so many times now, my gf doesn't even bother any more...
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Ottawa
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i got caught staring at my girlfriends friends tits a week or so ago at the bar. i don't think she minded, her top was low cut enough. my girlfriend wasn't too crazy about it tho but shes told me even she wants to feel em.
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Tell her you were looking in disgust because you hate big tits! Then say, that's why I'm with you honey!
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: NYC
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It's amazing how chicks can pick that shit up!!!
I get bagged everywhere I go! It's like she can read my fucking mind or something! DAYUM!
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: cali
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dude I stopped even trying to act like dont do that. Next time tell your girl to check out that girls tits. its easier that way.
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: where no one has ever been...
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what the.... tits?! i was looking at her shirt! my late friend in highschool used to wear that kind of shirt, same exact shirt, that's why i can't help but stare and reminisce those time she was still alive. god bless her soul *amen*
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Looking at the door! Good one!
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My ex was cool in that aspect.Sometimes she even pointed out some nice girls when we were out.Always made me wonder...
My current gf is a real bitch about it.I`ve lost count of the number of fights we`ve had because of it. I just can`t help it.
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Costa Rica
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I don't mind if my bf takes a look but i do mind if he is like drooling.
I have a friend that says honey doesnt she look familiar, so he can look without getting in trouble. That one is clever! hehe
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Far far away - as possible
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Referring to your wife as a "product" - sheesh man, that is subtle! *lol*
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Toronto, Ontario
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Dude, ask your GF if she wants honesty from you.
She will say "Yes", of course. Tell her that you are being honest and admit that you look at, and like looking at, hot women. Ask her if she wants to train you to be a lier.
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That's the great thing about being a content producer, looking part of my job lol.
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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i was driving once with my girl next to me and a cute teen was on a moto with her g-string up .... Long blonde hair with blue tints in it , when i am driving alone and i see a babe like that i say wow , nice ass
but i was forgotten my girl was next to me once .... i had only view for the rest of the day ... sound was felt away lol |
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In Tushy Land
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 40,149
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lol, I always get told to stop looking at my fiance's tits
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
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