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Old 10-15-2005, 04:55 AM   #1
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Stop looking at her tits

So, last week I was at the bar with my girl and some girl with big boobs was 3 chairs down... she was prob 5'5 and she looked like a 36d or 36dd. My girl says, "stop looking at her tits...". I said, I was looking at the door, fuck... I'm always getting caught
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Old 10-15-2005, 04:58 AM   #2
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Simple. Get your girl implants
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Old 10-15-2005, 05:37 AM   #3
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or when you're driving and you forget your girlfriends in the passenger, and you see a girl jogging..
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Old 10-15-2005, 05:41 AM   #4
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lol

when im out with my gf and i see a cute girl i ask her if she thinks she is sexy ;)
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Old 10-15-2005, 06:44 AM   #5
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I've got the darkest tinted Rx sun glasses they can make, and still allow you to see. Why? So my ol' lady can't see where I'm looking! That's why!
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Old 10-15-2005, 06:47 AM   #6
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Old 10-15-2005, 06:58 AM   #7
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I always tell my wife .."I'm looking at her as a product .... not like i want to fuck her ...that never crossed my mind"
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Old 10-15-2005, 06:59 AM   #8
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Women are so sensitive... I could understand if she had to come over and tap you on the shoulder because your face was buried between them, but just looking can't hurt anything...
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Old 10-15-2005, 07:06 AM   #9
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I usually am the 'tits' you're lookin' at...ends that problem. Get her some boobs. ;)
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Old 10-15-2005, 07:10 AM   #10
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It's kinda funny how my wife seems to notice the women before I do, then she watches to see if I'll look, ha ha ha.

I get a kick outta the couple of times when I was staring off into a direction where there was a woman, but I didn't even notice her because I was focused on something else and got blamed for checking her out, he he he.

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Old 10-15-2005, 07:11 AM   #11
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I'm lucky in this respect. My girlfriend doesn't mind and will even point out hotties I may not have noticed.

Now if only I could convince her she is bisexual.

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Old 10-15-2005, 07:12 AM   #12
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women are just as bad for looking at men so they are not ones to talk lol
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Old 10-15-2005, 07:13 AM   #13
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Was she wearing this?

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Old 10-15-2005, 07:23 AM   #14
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lol, she's already a 38dd=)

Gonna hit you up in a few
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Old 10-15-2005, 07:27 AM   #15
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I'm lucky in this respect. My girlfriend doesn't mind and will even point out hotties I may not have noticed.

Now if only I could convince her she is bisexual.
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Old 10-15-2005, 07:30 AM   #16
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thats a great shirt to have
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Old 10-15-2005, 07:45 AM   #17
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she has you on a short leash
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Old 10-15-2005, 10:51 AM   #18
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I said, I was looking at the door, fuck... I'm always getting caught

I was looking at the door?

Ha, that is soo funny. I'm sure I would have said something similar.

Why can't we think of better explanations (like there are any)?

I was just looking at her shirt. I think it is cotton. It is such a bold shirt and I respect her for wearing it.
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Old 10-15-2005, 10:54 AM   #19
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How about 'I was looking at her mind' ?
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Old 10-15-2005, 10:54 AM   #20
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Old 10-15-2005, 11:31 AM   #21
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I've been caught so many times now, my gf doesn't even bother any more...
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Old 10-15-2005, 01:00 PM   #22
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i got caught staring at my girlfriends friends tits a week or so ago at the bar. i don't think she minded, her top was low cut enough. my girlfriend wasn't too crazy about it tho but shes told me even she wants to feel em.
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Old 10-15-2005, 01:26 PM   #23
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Tell her you were looking in disgust because you hate big tits! Then say, that's why I'm with you honey!
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Old 10-15-2005, 01:27 PM   #24
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It's amazing how chicks can pick that shit up!!!

I get bagged everywhere I go! It's like she can read my fucking mind or something! DAYUM!
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Old 10-15-2005, 01:59 PM   #25
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dude I stopped even trying to act like dont do that. Next time tell your girl to check out that girls tits. its easier that way.
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Old 10-15-2005, 02:05 PM   #26
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what the.... tits?! i was looking at her shirt! my late friend in highschool used to wear that kind of shirt, same exact shirt, that's why i can't help but stare and reminisce those time she was still alive. god bless her soul *amen*
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Old 10-15-2005, 02:11 PM   #27
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Looking at the door! Good one!
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Old 10-15-2005, 02:12 PM   #28
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My ex was cool in that aspect.Sometimes she even pointed out some nice girls when we were out.Always made me wonder...
My current gf is a real bitch about it.I`ve lost count of the number of fights we`ve had because of it. I just can`t help it.
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Old 10-15-2005, 06:59 PM   #29
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I don't mind if my bf takes a look but i do mind if he is like drooling.

I have a friend that says honey doesnt she look familiar, so he can look without getting in trouble. That one is clever! hehe
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Old 10-15-2005, 07:04 PM   #30
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I always tell my wife .."I'm looking at her as a product .... not like i want to fuck her ...that never crossed my mind"
Referring to your wife as a "product" - sheesh man, that is subtle! *lol*
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Old 10-15-2005, 07:05 PM   #31
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Dude, ask your GF if she wants honesty from you.

She will say "Yes", of course.

Tell her that you are being honest and admit that you look at, and like looking at, hot women.

Ask her if she wants to train you to be a lier.
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That's the great thing about being a content producer, looking part of my job lol.
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Old 10-15-2005, 08:15 PM   #33
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i was driving once with my girl next to me and a cute teen was on a moto with her g-string up .... Long blonde hair with blue tints in it , when i am driving alone and i see a babe like that i say wow , nice ass
but i was forgotten my girl was next to me once ....
i had only view for the rest of the day ... sound was felt away lol
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Old 10-15-2005, 08:32 PM   #34
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lol, I always get told to stop looking at my fiance's tits
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I'm lucky in this respect. My girlfriend doesn't mind and will even point out hotties I may not have noticed.

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