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Elli · 10-14-2005, 04:58 PM

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1570835.html?menu=

Musical breast implants

Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

The senors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.

Fred Quimby · 10-14-2005, 04:58 PM

I'll wait for the video player

u-Bob · 10-14-2005, 04:59 PM

old news.

Dagwolf · 10-14-2005, 05:00 PM

That could have interesting repercussions for breastfed infants. :D

LazyBastard · 10-14-2005, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful

Just having bigger boobs is useful enough for me.

StephanieTD · 10-14-2005, 05:02 PM

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