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Amputate Your Head · 10-14-2005, 04:16 PM

no warning whatsoever, they ran out of the house and leaped on my pool boy!

Any suggestions on how to smooth this out to avoid a lawsuit?

u-Bob · 10-14-2005, 04:17 PM

let them finish the job and get rid of the body

dropped9 · 10-14-2005, 04:17 PM

format c:\

Amputate Your Head · 10-14-2005, 04:17 PM

I would just have the boy killed and buried in the jungle, but good pool guys are hard to find around here.

MrIzzz · 10-14-2005, 04:19 PM

is guadelupe ok?

sonofsam · 10-14-2005, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Any suggestions on how to smooth this out to avoid a lawsuit?

tell the pool boy how amazing your credit is

Amputate Your Head · 10-14-2005, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

tell the pool boy how amazing your credit is

he already knows.

When you're pimpin' Amp Style, the whole island knows you're loaded.

High Plains Drifter · 10-14-2005, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

I would just have the boy killed and buried in the jungle, but good pool guys are hard to find around here.

I'm having trouble thinking of something easier to find than a pool boy in Maui.

Amputate Your Head · 10-14-2005, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by skinnywussy

I'm having trouble thinking of something easier to find than a pool boy in Maui.

I said "good" pool boys. The chumps are a dime a dozen.

u-Bob · 10-14-2005, 04:23 PM

dump the pool boy and get a pool girl?

Amputate Your Head · 10-14-2005, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIzzz

is guadelupe ok?

he's bleeding from the eye and crying for his mother

High Plains Drifter · 10-14-2005, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

I said "good" pool boys. The chumps are a dime a dozen.

Hey, its not like learning to use photoshop or something really hard like that, cleaning a pool is something that every non-howli should know how to do.

Dagwolf · 10-14-2005, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

he's bleeding from the eye and crying for his mother

Get a sex change and marry him. If that doesn't make him happy it'll at least leave him too confused to sue.

marty · 10-14-2005, 04:45 PM

Take your dog to the vet and get it vaccinated. It might have caugh something nasty after biting your pool boy.

Good dogs are hard to find too.

iBanker · 10-14-2005, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by skinnywussy

Hey, its not like learning to use photoshop or something really hard like that, cleaning a pool is something that every non-howli should know how to do.

Regarding what you should do with him, depends on if he is black or white. Maybe you can order another one. I think they sell them online nowadays.

u-Bob · 10-14-2005, 04:54 PM

plenty of indians around last time i checked
atleast one of them should be able to clean your pool...

3M TA3 · 10-14-2005, 05:14 PM

act really worried about your dog then tell him to clean the blood out of the pool before he leaves. make sure he realizes he's lucky the dog isn't tramatized by the event.

then ask him to take the trash out before he locks up

Amputate Your Head · 10-14-2005, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BlueMoon

act really worried about your dog then tell him to clean the blood out of the pool before he leaves. make sure he realizes he's lucky the dog isn't tramatized by the event.

then ask him to take the trash out before he locks up

best response! I love it

Fred Quimby · 10-14-2005, 05:19 PM

It's the neighbors dog

Skillz Unlimited · 10-14-2005, 05:28 PM

lmao! - you guys are cracking me up.

Ross · 10-14-2005, 05:30 PM

With all that money you got you can hire many pool boys.

Amputate Your Head · 10-14-2005, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Ross

With all that money you got you can hire many pool boys.

true... good point

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE · 10-14-2005, 05:47 PM

tell em you sorry and slide him 1000 dollars but first have your lawyer fax over an agreement

phonesex · 10-14-2005, 06:00 PM

I'm sure you got homeowners insurance. Also, depending where you live, your pool mine might be illegal.

KRL · 10-14-2005, 07:22 PM

Tell him your GFY nick.

Amputate Your Head · 10-14-2005, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by KRL

Tell him your GFY nick.

that should shut him up for good!

Morgan · 10-14-2005, 08:15 PM

drown the pool boy

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