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Old 10-14-2005, 12:55 PM   #1
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I'm gonna be a mutha fuckin' cowboy! Woooo!

bought three horses this morning.... now I need some chaps, spurs, and a big black fuckin' hat!
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God forbid you fall off and break your neck...
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For someone who's left the industry and mocks those who post on this board, you sure do spend a lot of time here.

i know.... ain't it really getting annoying?
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i know.... ain't it really getting annoying?
From what I can tell, you're not annoying anyone except yourself.
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From what I can tell, you're not annoying anyone except yourself.

good one there!
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Old 10-14-2005, 01:10 PM   #8
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I got a shooter, with twin 15 round clips
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Old 10-14-2005, 01:12 PM   #14
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thought he was already a cowboy?

rough rider at that.
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Old 10-14-2005, 01:12 PM   #15
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oh and a big belt buckle also
yeah... one of those dinner plate sized ones
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Old 10-14-2005, 01:14 PM   #16
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they have horses in hawaii? how many land you have for them
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you're kidding right?
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Old 10-14-2005, 01:15 PM   #20
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I agree with this guy.

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Old 10-14-2005, 01:16 PM   #21
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they have horses in hawaii? how many land you have for them
whores, not horses... though they are hairy as well from what I have seen
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Old 10-14-2005, 01:16 PM   #23
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haha and why does having a horse make you a cowboy? I don't understand that part. Congrats on getting them though. You using them for your own riding or breeding or what?
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Old 10-14-2005, 01:16 PM   #25
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i miss when amp was taking his meds... he ddint make sense then, but he makes even less sense now...

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haha and why does having a horse make you a cowboy? I don't understand that part. Congrats on getting them though. You using them for your own riding or breeding or what?

yeah, we have horses.... lol
and cows and pigs and chickens and deer and mongooses and all that stuff....

but yeah.... riding. Lots of large ranches here with stables and shit.
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I'm Gonna Be a COWBOY Bay beee!

Well I'm packing up my game and I'm a head out west
Where real women come equipped with scripts and fake breasts
Find a nest in the hills chill like Flynt
Buy an old droptop find a spot to pimp
And I'm a Kid Rock it up and down your block
With a bottle of scotch and watch lots of crotch
Buy yacht with a flag sayin' chillin' the most
Then rock that bitch up and down the coast
Give a toast to the sun, drink with the stars
Get thrown in the mix and tossed out of bars
Sip the teajuna ...I wanna roam
Find the old town chillin' fools then come back home
Start an escort service, for all the right reasons
And set up shop at the top of four seasons
Kid Rock and I'm the real mccoy
And I'm headin' out west sucker...because I wanna be a
Cowboy baby
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Cowboy baby
West coast chillin? with the Boone's Wine
I wanna be a Cowboy baby
Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day
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I bet you'll hear my whistle blowin' when my train rolls in
It goes (whistle) like dust in the wind
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I once was lost, but now I'm just blind
Palm trees and weeds, scabbed knees and rice
Get a map to the stars, find Heidi Fleiss
And if the price is right I'm gonna make my bid boy

And let Cali-for-ny-aye know why they call me
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Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day
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Yeah...Kid Rock...you can call me Tex
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Seen a slimmy in a 'vette, rolled down my glass
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No kiddin', gun slingin', spurs hittin' the floor
Call me Hoss, I'm the Boss, with the sauce in the horse
No remorse for the sherrif, in his eye I ain't right
I'm gonna paint his town red, and paint his wife white HUH
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Find West Coast pussy for my Detroit players
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They told us to leave, but bet they can't make us
Why they wanna pick on me...lock me up and snort away my key
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haha and why does having a horse make you a cowboy? I don't understand that part.
I'm not completely sure Amp understands what the "cow" in cowboy means.
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dangit! I feel like suckin' back a pabst and singin' a Waylon tune now!
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dangit! I feel like suckin' back a pabst and singin' a Waylon tune now!
Or do another hit of that homegrown crystal meth...
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Or do another hit of that homegrown crystal meth...
yeah.... you know all about that stuff don'tcha El Conquistador



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