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TheGoldenChild · 10-13-2005, 12:46 PM

Rooster Tale

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.

The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK, old fart, time for you to retire."

The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"

The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over."

The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."

The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old man. So, just to be fair I will give you a head start."

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.

The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - He blows the young rooster to bits.

The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dangit... third gay rooster I bought this month."

Moral of this story.... Don't mess with the OLD FOGIES - age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!

RuthB · 10-13-2005, 12:51 PM

that's a good one

Fred Quimby · 10-13-2005, 12:51 PM

A man from the city buys a farm and wants to stock it with animals. He walks the five miles to the next farm where the

farmer is selling some of his livestock. The man asks the farmer if he can buy a rooster. "Sure," replies the farmer, "Except, round here we call them Cocks." Next, the man asks to buy a chicken. "Yep, sure can, except in these parts we don't call 'em chickens, we call 'em Pullits."

The farmer hands the man two separate cages to carry the fowls in. The man does not want to walk all the way home holding the cages and asks the farmer if he can buy his donkey. "Sure can," replies the farmer. "Around here we call 'em Asses."

He helps the man up and hands him the cages, one in each hand. "Now," says the farmer, "ya gotta scratch Ol' Henry between the ears to git him to go." and the farmer scratches the beast and he heads off down the road.

About halfway home, the donkey stops and will move no further, despite all the pleading of the man. A woman walks by and the man calls to her. "Lady, could you hold my Cock and Pullit while I scratch my Ass?

jonesy · 10-13-2005, 12:55 PM

preach pimp preach!

CDSmith · 10-13-2005, 01:09 PM

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Manowar · 10-13-2005, 01:13 PM

10-13-2005, 12:46 PM	#1
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	I Tried To Tell My Girl That My Old Cock Is The Best For This Reason Rooster Tale A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK, old fart, time for you to retire." The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old man. So, just to be fair I will give you a head start." The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - He blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dangit... third gay rooster I bought this month." Moral of this story.... Don't mess with the OLD FOGIES - age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill! __________________

10-13-2005, 12:51 PM	#2
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10-13-2005, 12:51 PM	#3
Fred Quimby Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 5,430	A man from the city buys a farm and wants to stock it with animals. He walks the five miles to the next farm where the farmer is selling some of his livestock. The man asks the farmer if he can buy a rooster. "Sure," replies the farmer, "Except, round here we call them Cocks." Next, the man asks to buy a chicken. "Yep, sure can, except in these parts we don't call 'em chickens, we call 'em Pullits." The farmer hands the man two separate cages to carry the fowls in. The man does not want to walk all the way home holding the cages and asks the farmer if he can buy his donkey. "Sure can," replies the farmer. "Around here we call 'em Asses." He helps the man up and hands him the cages, one in each hand. "Now," says the farmer, "ya gotta scratch Ol' Henry between the ears to git him to go." and the farmer scratches the beast and he heads off down the road. About halfway home, the donkey stops and will move no further, despite all the pleading of the man. A woman walks by and the man calls to her. "Lady, could you hold my Cock and Pullit while I scratch my Ass? __________________

10-13-2005, 12:55 PM	#4
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