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MetroPornTour · 10-12-2005, 10:29 AM

I was tucking him in and felt something under his bed. Slid it out, and it was seabass! I gasped, and he looked all innocent and said, what mom? I didn't know what to say, so I slid it back under the bed.

After I tucked him in I called his dad. He just laughed and said, just take it away and give it back to me!

Then he said, he'd deal with it. Anyone else go through this? I had NO idea what to say!

Red Ezra · 10-12-2005, 01:45 PM

is this suppose to be funny or insulting to the mom who found the penthouse?

and...what's up with all that sig?

u-Bob · 10-12-2005, 02:53 PM

was it fresh? how did it smell?

Manowar · 10-12-2005, 02:54 PM

nofx · 10-12-2005, 02:56 PM

bahhahaha

Rob · 10-12-2005, 02:58 PM

Fish fucker.

MetroPornTour · 10-12-2005, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Red Ezra

is this suppose to be funny or insulting to the mom who found the penthouse?

and...what's up with all that sig?

Red take it easy. Several of these threads have appeared. (Ok I started 3 of them. - Micheal Jackson, crack whore and this one)

I thought the origional post was cute and couldn't resist after reading about how someone found a turd.

But this one....

Well lets just say I finally figured that it provided a glimpse into MetaMan's childhood. Because to this day he likes to rub Seabass on his cock before he goes to bed at night.

Godsmack · 10-12-2005, 04:50 PM

ha ha ha, how fucking funny..

reynold · 10-12-2005, 06:26 PM

Something's wrong with your kid.

Red Ezra · 10-12-2005, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetroPornTour

Red take it easy. Several of these threads have appeared. (Ok I started 3 of them. - Micheal Jackson, crack whore and this one)

I thought the origional post was cute and couldn't resist after reading about how someone found a turd.

But this one....

Well lets just say I finally figured that it provided a glimpse into MetaMan's childhood. Because to this day he likes to rub Seabass on his cock before he goes to bed at night.

ok....np...

MetaMan · 10-12-2005, 11:04 PM

metaman has big balls like BADOW!

kmanrox · 10-12-2005, 11:11 PM

lol !.......

MetaMan · 10-12-2005, 11:13 PM

i am the inventor and owner of sea bass oil i suggest you cease the misuse of my name and product!

MetroPornTour · 10-13-2005, 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

i am the inventor and owner of sea bass oil i suggest you cease the misuse of my name and product!

Well, you know I'm a Quebecoise.

So I'm going to hold a referendum about ceasing the missuse of your name and product!! I suspect the "NO" vote will win as always

But in the meantime you might want to consider labeling your product in French as well.

It would benefit you because I'm told there is a reported case of "Mad-Seabass" disease and the Americans are going to close the border to Alberta Seabass oil exports.

So labeling in French would give the option of domestic trade and possible
European export.

MetroPornTour · 10-13-2005, 11:40 AM

Bump for metaman's comments

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MetroPornTour Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,043	I just a seabass under my son's bed I was tucking him in and felt something under his bed. Slid it out, and it was seabass! I gasped, and he looked all innocent and said, what mom? I didn't know what to say, so I slid it back under the bed. After I tucked him in I called his dad. He just laughed and said, just take it away and give it back to me! Then he said, he'd deal with it. Anyone else go through this? I had NO idea what to say! __________________ ICQ: 335-670-081 \| L.A.: 213 985 2352 Metroporntour is operated by people that didn't do the Job they were contracted for! Click my image for my official website

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	i am the inventor and owner of sea bass oil i suggest you cease the misuse of my name and product!

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