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SNOW · 03-05-2002, 06:53 PM

I have nicknames for all of my guns, I got a new Luger and can't come up with a good name for it, so I'm giving a set of Aaron's content to whoever can come up with the best name for it.

(hint, I like old Western stars)

Shianna · 03-05-2002, 06:56 PM

John Eastwood

Tam · 03-05-2002, 06:58 PM

Call it Lex....... not sure if you keep up with wrestling or not but there was once a wrestler, and I don't keep up with these newer guys, but the guys name was Lex Lugar.... he was a BADASS motherfucker......... he went for a LONG ass time undefeated..... call it Lex

Tam

Cheshire · 03-05-2002, 07:00 PM

Old Western Stars? How about Northern ones? Call it Polaris.

AaronM · 03-05-2002, 07:02 PM

hehehe.. How about Trigger?

theWatsonian · 03-05-2002, 07:05 PM

Name it Fritz Lang, after the German director of the westerns The Return of Jesse James, Western Union and Rancho Notorious.

Clay · 03-05-2002, 07:05 PM

Call it "my little friend"

Then when youre drunk on labatts and you can take it out and yell "Say hello to my little fwend!!!"

BrettJ · 03-05-2002, 07:15 PM

adolf

Mike Semen · 03-05-2002, 07:17 PM

How 'bout ...Magnum?

[Labret] · 03-05-2002, 07:22 PM

The Solution To The TGP Problem

or

TGP3

Squishy · 03-05-2002, 07:25 PM

Clint Plywood

mobboss · 03-05-2002, 07:38 PM

SingleRamcocker...

mobboss · 03-05-2002, 07:39 PM

LEAD-Juice Erika

nemesis · 03-05-2002, 07:53 PM

ottoman star

RedShoe · 03-05-2002, 08:00 PM

Here is a list of names, both ficticious, and non fictious, that I could think of. I hope it helps.

"The Duke"
"Trinity"
"Josey Wales"
"Pale Rider"
"Butch"
"Jesse James"
"Bat Masterson"
"Sundance"

"Billy The Kid"
"William Bonnie"

"Wyatt"
"Sam Colt" (aka "Sam The Deadly")
"Frank Leslie"
"Walter Brennan"
"Gary Cooper"

burn · 03-05-2002, 08:01 PM

BAD MOFO

jimmyf · 03-05-2002, 08:08 PM

The bad'est of the bad.

name your gun
Wesley

As in John Wesley Hardin.

Shot a man for snore'ing

ICQ me on how I can collect my content please.

theWatsonian · 03-05-2002, 09:28 PM

jimmyf, you bought them Time-Life Books them city folks was selling some twenty years back, didn'cha?

jimmyf · 03-05-2002, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theWatsonian
jimmyf, you bought them Time-Life Books them city folks was selling some twenty years back, didn'cha?

More like 30+ years ago...

Blood Letter's and Badmen...

best book I ever bought...loaned it to someone and never got it back...
Had some kewl pictures...that's all I look for in a book....I can't read, never learned..

SNOW · 03-05-2002, 11:23 PM

You guys are great, but I've already named two of my guns Hopalong Cassidy and Bat Masterson.

Lensman · 03-06-2002, 12:48 AM

"Miss Fire"

Aussie Rebel · 03-06-2002, 12:56 AM

Roscoe

Steve · 03-06-2002, 01:19 AM

Madame Tootsie

boneprone · 03-06-2002, 04:38 AM

cock craver

KC · 03-06-2002, 07:33 AM

You should name the gun "THIS IS NOT MY POST"

Lensman · 04-26-2002, 06:44 AM

Izzy Uzzi

chodadog · 04-26-2002, 06:46 AM

You guys all have it wrong..

You need to call him something that inspires fear in the very soul of a man.. something that will make any tough guy quiver like a five year old...

something like...

like..

.... Harold?

Theo · 04-26-2002, 06:48 AM

"last shot"

on the contrary i name my knives and spoons

Jakke PNG · 04-26-2002, 06:51 AM

John
or maybe
Bill

letshunt · 04-26-2002, 06:54 AM

call it a popgun.....then get yourself a .50 Desert Eagle and name it Elvis

SykkBoy · 04-26-2002, 07:01 AM

Chuckles

you could even do a little theme song:
"Chuckles,
Oh chuckles the gun
It's a whole lotta fun
When I get drunk or high
I know it's somewhere nearby
Oh, Chuckles The Gun
Cha Cha Cha"

you could even do a quickdraw on some fucker during the "cha cha cha" part..........

Pornwolf · 04-26-2002, 07:05 AM

I think you should name it Dick

That way if someone fucks with you you can say,

"Don't Make Me Have To Pull Out My Dick!"

Jakke PNG · 04-26-2002, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
I think you should name it Dick

That way if someone fucks with you you can say,

"Don't Make Me Have To Pull Out My Dick!"

h0st · 04-26-2002, 07:27 AM

James West

SNOW · 04-26-2002, 07:32 AM

Double Barreled cock eyed Lensman
M-16 Ram-Bolt Kadafi Killer
PenisFan SharpShooter
SaturdayNight Chesire Special
uzzingMissy Automatic
red-eye-red-neck-ak47

My stg-58 is called snow..

Pornwolf · 04-26-2002, 07:36 AM

He He, Nice collection!

I'd especially like to get my hands on one of those Saturday Night Cheshire Specials! That's one sexy gun!

Gemini · 04-26-2002, 07:41 AM

F3 class eh?

Penrod · 04-26-2002, 08:03 AM

Say hello to " Silverado"

hyper · 04-26-2002, 08:06 AM

get back to work snow

call it "left eye" in honor of left eye lopez

Pornwolf · 04-26-2002, 08:11 AM

Yeah, then you can say

"I shot that motherfucker with my Left Eye!"

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...ha...ehhhh Must... get... to... work...

DigitalPimpShit · 04-26-2002, 09:38 AM

Betsie....."I got trusty ol' Betsie"

hyper · 04-26-2002, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
Yeah, then you can say

"I shot that motherfucker with my Left Eye!"

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...ha...ehhhh Must... get... to... work...

LMFAO

Amputate Your Head · 04-26-2002, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by letshunt
call it a popgun.....then get yourself a .50 Desert Eagle and name it Elvis

noshit · 04-26-2002, 09:56 AM

Doc Holiday, Black Bart or maybe Pat Garrett

SongRider · 04-26-2002, 10:23 AM

Inspector= After Inspector luger on Barney miller(70's show)
Or
Your "little Nazi pez despenser"

Cheshire · 04-26-2002, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SNOW

SaturdayNight Chesire Special

Sorry Snow ~ that's something totally different.

-=HOAX=- · 04-26-2002, 10:33 AM

Bang Bang Bukkake

SNOW · 04-26-2002, 10:39 AM

Pornwolf chesire is my special one.. I handle it with special care and It Came in a beautiful wodden box.

Gem I wish they were class 3

Hyper It would take a 30 od 6 to drop big ass lopez down.

Betsy needs cleaning and the chamber is whored out.

Song No Natzi stuff here, But pleanty of Russian Propaganda..

Fade to fucking Black I love you too..

Now you guys make up some more threads And i'll see you in a bit..

Lensman · 04-26-2002, 10:54 AM

Dude, that's so wacky, naming your guns.

You should be put in a mental hospital.

TDF · 04-26-2002, 10:57 AM

name it Pookie Gonzalez

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SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Name my gun contest I have nicknames for all of my guns, I got a new Luger and can't come up with a good name for it, so I'm giving a set of Aaron's content to whoever can come up with the best name for it. (hint, I like old Western stars)

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Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Old Western Stars? How about Northern ones? Call it Polaris.

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chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	You guys all have it wrong.. You need to call him something that inspires fear in the very soul of a man.. something that will make any tough guy quiver like a five year old... something like... like.. .... Harold?

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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	"last shot" on the contrary i name my knives and spoons

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Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	He He, Nice collection! I'd especially like to get my hands on one of those Saturday Night Cheshire Specials! That's one sexy gun!

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