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Evil Doer

10-13-2005 01:14 AM

50....... :smokin

Clicky_Bucks

10-13-2005 01:32 AM

Edge: kman.

Amputate Your Head

10-13-2005 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox

oh, and me, having class, don't need to post things of substance on GFY to win friends and respect.... i think the fact that i go around the world 3 times a year, and meet GFY members, and they see my hotel suites, me gambling etc, would be enough to prove i am financially secure =) your ignorance is bliss kiddo

translation: I'm broke, have nothing, live with a monkey, and fuck men.

tical

10-13-2005 02:09 AM

http://www.financialservicesins.com/images/meds.jpg

kmanrox

10-13-2005 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

translation: I'm broke, have nothing, live with a monkey, and fuck men.

ahah the old translation: line... now i realize that is another button of yours.. it amazes me that you remembered my 'translation:' bit.... didn't realize it had such a deep affect on you lol

potter

10-13-2005 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx

i bought a few jack and cokes tonight at the pub

drinking away your wealth is where it's at these days.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

i just curled up in a ball in my bathtub and shit all over myself

******* is where its at these days

decisions decisions

DWB	10-13-2005 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox

i fly around the world 2-3 times a year and actually meet webmasters from this board in every country that I go to... and they all know how i roll... you are just posting your fantasies, two different realms homeboy.... theres dreamers, then there's doers.... we know you're a dreamer..

I know how you roll. :thumbsup

And I have to say that you could not of picked a better location to accidentally meet someone. :1orglaugh

ADL Colin

10-13-2005 02:17 AM

I have a lawn gnome.

Amputate Your Head

10-13-2005 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox

ahah the old translation: line... now i realize that is another button of yours.. it amazes me that you remembered my 'translation:' bit.... didn't realize it had such a deep affect on you lol

I love how it just burns your ass that I have everything you never could.... lol

a mansion on Maui.... all the trimmings..... drinks by the pool..... any fucking thing I want...... and no need to work ever again.

face it kman. You've failed at life. And you're nothing more than a bitter fucking loser trying desperately to escape reality and save some face with the dipshits that still bother to read your fucking posts..... lol

you wish you had it this good. :1orglaugh

Amputate Your Head

10-13-2005 02:20 AM

oh, and just because you're required to leave & return to that shit ass country every few months to maintain your visa, doesn't count as "traveling around the world" dipshit..... lol

sonofsam

10-13-2005 02:21 AM

amputate: what are you wearing right now

Amputate Your Head

10-13-2005 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

amputate: what are you wearing right now

a condom

tical

10-13-2005 02:22 AM

but you're old... and that bmw would look better with a young stud like myself in it. ship it to vegas please.

sonofsam

10-13-2005 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

a condom

you're sitting at your computer fully nude and wearing a condom?

DWB	10-13-2005 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

the day you post a pic of anything of substance that outdoes something I have... I will never post again.

I couldn't resist... :1orglaugh

http://www.hookerology.com/spears4.jpg

Amputate Your Head

10-13-2005 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

you're sitting at your computer fully nude and wearing a condom?

you're just the kind of sick homo bastard that would actually ask that question aren't ya.

Amputate Your Head

10-13-2005 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

I couldn't resist... :1orglaugh

http://www.hookerology.com/spears4.jpg

the headband?

DWB	10-13-2005 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

a condom

Good. It's best if you don't reproduce. :thumbsup

sonofsam

10-13-2005 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

you're just the kind of sick homo bastard that would actually ask that question aren't ya.

yah.. you see i am also fully nude and wearing only a condom so i thought it was pretty amazing... with the odds.. that the person i was fighting with was wearing the exact same thing :2 cents:

sonofsam

10-13-2005 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Good. It's best if you don't reproduce. :thumbsup

okay, now THAT was pretty good haha :thumbsup

Amputate Your Head

10-13-2005 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Good. It's best if you don't reproduce. :thumbsup

too late... already have. And my oldest boy is older than you.

sonofsam

10-13-2005 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

too late... already have. And my oldest boy is older than you.

what his credit score?

Amputate Your Head

10-13-2005 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

what his credit score?

much better than yours. :)

DWB	10-13-2005 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

too late... already have. And my oldest boy is older than you.

Then may I suggest spending as much time with him as you do at GFY so he doesn't grow up like daddy? :upsidedow

Amputate Your Head

10-13-2005 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

Then may I suggest spending as much time with him as you do at GFY so he doesn't grow up like daddy? :upsidedow

you may suggest indeed.... but he's a grown man, living his own life.

Focus on yourself. There's work to be done there. :winkwink:

SuckOnThis

10-13-2005 02:34 AM

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/p/f/3/badsantapubd.jpg

DWB	10-13-2005 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

you may suggest indeed.... but he's a grown man, living his own life.

Focus on yourself. There's work to be done there. :winkwink:

Too late for me. All the Kings horsemen and all the Kings men could not put the DWB back together again. :Oh crap

42,467 posts divided by 60 minutes = 707.78 hours divided by 24 hours in a day = 29.49 days... round up to 30 days after tonight.

You have spent 1 month of your sons life on GFY. Please log off and the two of you go get some hookers and drink some beer. It's on me. :thumbsup

Night all.

DWB	10-13-2005 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

you may suggest indeed.... but he's a grown man, living his own life.

BTW... how old is your son?

shermo

10-13-2005 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy

BTW... how old is your son?

Older than you... Can't you read, junior? :winkwink:

RazorSharpe

10-13-2005 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

a condom

That makes perfect sense seeing is how you're a dick!

I remember threads where you were crying like a bitch because you didn't have two cents to rub across your asshole! (does anyone else remember that shit?)

Now here you are, living off of another human being, most likely not for the first time in your life, and to you this is an accomplishment!

...

lazycash

10-13-2005 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox

wow, your approach is amazing.... yet, somewhat familiar... WAIT! i know!!!

its the exact stuff i say to you!!!

you're very original.... the fact is, you have a GF/wife that looks like a wooly mammoth (this is my opinion), you are a raging alcoholic who got fired by Adult.com, and now sits around trying to remedy your insecurities by bragging to the people you claim are 99% losers... so let me get this straight, your self esteem is so shattered, that you select a place with 99% pathetic losers, to brag to in a feeble attempt to gain their respect??? ahahahaaaaa

if i had a wife that looks like yours, i'd be mental too...

*disclaimer, these are my opinions based on pictures that have been posted of his GF/wife thing.

Ouch, the truth hurts, thats dead on. Amp has to stay with the wooly mammoth because thats his meal ticket to buying all his toys. Without his toys he'd have no reason to post on gfy and would probably become suicidal. He also knows that no other woman is going to put up with bi polar manic depression.

NickJ

10-13-2005 05:57 AM

Play nice folks

Rebecca Love

10-13-2005 05:59 AM

I would really be impressed if you had a 13ft Orlly statue...... :2 cents:

MadCat

10-13-2005 06:04 AM

AMP is a complete non-entity in real life.

All his possessions come from his beast girlfriend. Must be hell of a bargain to stay with her.

Markit

10-13-2005 06:12 AM

I want a statue too!!!!

:helpme

MadCat

10-13-2005 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

I wasn't aware that Hawaiian's were considered black.

dumbass.

yeah ? what do you consider it, blue ?

You need to get new glasses.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...mehastatue.jpg

Rice_Master

10-13-2005 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

will be placing it in the back, next to the Koi pond as soon as the crane can get me scheduled.

Fuck you peasants.
Flagrant display of wealth is where it's at these days.

The unfortunate thing about wealth is that it can't buy you taste. Congratulations on your new purchase. :jester

gornyhuy

10-13-2005 06:42 AM

I love this thread.

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