The DELL dude won't fucking die!

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  • Julian Kay
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 108

    #1

    The DELL dude won't fucking die!

    This just in... The dell dude hasn't been fired..we're gonna be forced to watch countless more hours of mind numbing dell ads with that stupid catch phrase..

    DELL dude not fired
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  • nocostporn
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 5228

    #2
    somebody find the url to his site,we'll give him a GFY thrashing on his board
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    • MetaformX
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2002
      • 6704

      #3
      whoops. For a second there I thought this thread was about pornjester

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      • Script Dude
        Registered User
        • Jun 2002
        • 86

        #4
        Mr. Whipple sold toilet paper for 26 years. Brace yourself.

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        • tree
          Confirmed User
          • Nov 2001
          • 1601

          #5
          dood...your gettin a .45 slug

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          • dickblast
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2002
            • 666

            #6
            http://members.fortunecity.com/bencurtis2002/

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            Ben Curtis is a Ninja

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            • KDizzla
              Confirmed User
              • Sep 2002
              • 1795

              #7
              Originally posted by dickblast
              http://members.fortunecity.com/bencurtis2002/

              i am in BCLA ... ben curtis lookalikes anonymous
              What a great site. Dude!

              KD
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              • archer
                Confirmed User
                • Jul 2002
                • 1721

                #8
                hey that was a great site.

                aside from being cute, i think he might actually have some talent. Maybe we'll see more of him some day.

                i thought the advertising campaign was excellent. Any time a phrase like "hey dude, you're getting a..." enters the language, then the campaign has been successful.

                After how many people here remember the 'where's the beef?' ads.
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                • eru
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 2612

                  #9
                  Originally posted by archer
                  hey that was a great site.

                  aside from being cute, i think he might actually have some talent. Maybe we'll see more of him some day.
                  You're scaring me.
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                  • dickblast
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 666

                    #10
                    duuuuude

                    notice how the site is run by a GUY (cough) and his one dream is to be the REAL BEN CURTIS WEBMASTER

                    its like a fuckin MENSA meeting up in that bitch!

                    Ben Curtis is a Ninja

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                    • NoCarrier
                      We need more free porn
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 16356

                      #11
                      That guy is fucked. He will always be seen as "The Dell dude". His entire acting career future is now over.

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                      • dickblast
                        Confirmed User
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 666

                        #12
                        after much deliberation i have decided to accept a position as Ben Curtis's campaign manager for the 2004 presidential election.


                        Dude, you're gettin a tax cut!

                        Ben Curtis is a Ninja

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                        • pimplink
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2001
                          • 9535

                          #13
                          Originally posted by dickblast
                          after much deliberation i have decided to accept a position as Ben Curtis's campaign manager for the 2004 presidential election.


                          Dude, you're gettin a tax cut!

                          Right on, some other slogans.


                          Dude, you're getting more educational funds


                          Dude, you're getting prescription price caps


                          Dude, you're getting increased domestic security funding

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                          • archer
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 1721

                            #14
                            hehehehe dell dude as president!


                            hmmm... on second thought i suppose he'd do a better job than the cocaine addict president select that the US has now!
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                            • dickblast
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 666

                              #15
                              looks like we already have the gay fisting vote locked in

                              Dude, I'm not a crook!


                              Ben Curtis is a Ninja

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                              • Julian Kay
                                Confirmed User
                                • Aug 2002
                                • 108

                                #16
                                You're gonna see Ben Curtis on Celebrity Boxing in a few years.
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                                • dickblast
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 666

                                  #17
                                  i have unfortunate news 4 all of u concerned citizens and supporters of the '04 bid.

                                  apparently u have to be 35 to get elected, though being a felon has no bearing.

                                  so we're shooting for the election of 2016

                                  sorry to get everyones hopes up, instead ben will be serving on local school boards and as a state rep until his balls drop.

                                  Ben Curtis is a Ninja

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