March Caption Contest - GoFuckYourself.com

AaronM · 03-05-2002, 02:20 PM

OK Folks, this month I am going to steal Unseen's idea and offer a discount to EVERYBODY who participates. As usual, the winner gets a free set of content from Aaron Matthews Productions. Congrats to R3K for winning the last one.

Here is this months pic..... Goodluck.

Hit me up on ICQ for your discount code once you have contributed to the contest. The discount will be valid through March 18, 2002.

Contest runs through the 11th of March.

Forest · 03-05-2002, 02:25 PM

I got your Breathalizer Right Here!!!!

Cheshire · 03-05-2002, 02:33 PM

Alright, now where's the Synagog?

eroswebmaster · 03-05-2002, 02:43 PM

all that for $5.00 dayummm!!!!

eroswebmaster · 03-05-2002, 02:44 PM

like a god damn vacuum cleaner that boy is

Cyndalie · 03-05-2002, 02:44 PM

Snoogginnnnns!!

ElvisManson · 03-05-2002, 02:45 PM

"Fucking Bastards...Now i know why they call it Cutters...the should have called it Lorena's"

AaronM · 03-05-2002, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ElvisManson
"Fucking Bastards...Now i know why they call it Cutters...the should have called it Lorena's"

Good eye Elvis.

Brian911 · 03-05-2002, 03:09 PM

"CUTTERS - $5 DISCOUNT just for being nice towards our drivers"

ElvisManson · 03-05-2002, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

Good eye Elvis.

I think Cheshire beat me to it...but was just a little more subtle about it.

Paul Markham · 03-05-2002, 03:15 PM

I'm glad I got mine before the queue started.

No need for the discount!!

kmanrox · 03-05-2002, 03:15 PM

yyawwwnnnn , strrreeettttccchhhhh.... alright man, BELLY CHECK TIME!

pipp · 03-05-2002, 03:18 PM

?I know I cant se my dick from here, so SHUT UP?

tuffruff · 03-05-2002, 03:23 PM

Dam. I need to take a Wizzo

amadman · 03-05-2002, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Here kitty...kitty....kitty

redshift · 03-05-2002, 04:11 PM

That guy with the camera sure be cute - come here boy I gots sumpin fer ya

burn · 03-05-2002, 04:16 PM

Come here little boy I got some candy for ya

Bake · 03-05-2002, 04:27 PM

Tip Tip you want a fucking tip ,Tip this then you cunt.

Cheshire · 03-05-2002, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ElvisManson
I think Cheshire beat me to it...but was just a little more subtle about it.

Thanks for the recognition ElvisManson.

You're tops.

theWatsonian · 03-05-2002, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

Jerry O'Connell, star of the television series Sliders and the film Joe's Apartment staggers outside a popular bar moments before his arrest.

HeadPimp · 03-05-2002, 05:03 PM

Damn! That is one good looking guy. looks kind of familiar.....

Sleepy · 03-05-2002, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

He kept asking me "who's yer daddy".
I told him but he just kept asking.

Scootermuze · 03-05-2002, 05:36 PM

"Hey Fred.. think I can hit that lens from here?"

GTS Mark · 03-05-2002, 06:05 PM

Alright Boys!!! That Will Be $5 Each!!!

LOL!!
DH

corvette · 03-05-2002, 08:34 PM

*Cameraman drops camera and runs for the buiding with hands covering his backside*

HeadPimp · 03-06-2002, 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by corvett
*Cameraman drops camera and runs for the buiding with hands covering his backside*

Oh hell no! The camera man's ass is way too loose and sloppy form his brevious cornholing experiences.

bunky · 03-06-2002, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Here is this months pic..... Goodluck.

Hey! Young Man with the Camera.. Wanna play elevator? watch my zipper go down.. then my tree trunk go up.. the u can live in the penthouse and get a private play!

FiReC · 03-06-2002, 10:21 AM

awwww gawd....wut the fuck is all over the seat!?!!

4Pics · 03-06-2002, 01:04 PM

"Now that's what I call a ride"

12clicks · 03-06-2002, 01:08 PM

Dude, the voucher you're holding says VIP now get over here and give me the treatment!

Cheshire · 03-06-2002, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard

Alright Boys!!! That Will Be $5 Each!!!

You got my vote DH!

Warphead · 03-06-2002, 09:17 PM

Hey Bubba, watch me write my name on this fucker's t-shirt...

GTS Mark · 03-06-2002, 09:31 PM

Hehe thanks Cheshire!

DH

Lensman · 03-06-2002, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Hehe thanks Cheshire!

DH

Is that your caption?

GTS Mark · 03-07-2002, 12:33 AM

is that yours??

DH

NickB. · 03-07-2002, 07:23 AM

watch the sig!
get aaron back

Thumbelina · 03-07-2002, 07:42 AM

His skin was as soft as a woman........

Pipecrew · 03-10-2002, 03:50 PM

Someone Call Cutters! Some guy just dominated a load out here on the Street

or

excuse me sir, we are going to have to take you in, or Ass Sensor is showing Extremely High Rates of Poisonous Waste

Steve · 03-10-2002, 06:27 PM

Ok, m'am. I'm afraid you'll have to submit to a breathalyzer test, and then a deep cavity search.

Steve · 03-10-2002, 06:28 PM

Hey, you're the one who said you'd do anything to get on my exit console. Now you can prove it!

Steve · 03-10-2002, 06:29 PM

And I thought getting the top link on the Hun made my ass burn!

baddog · 03-10-2002, 10:03 PM

I have to wonder, here Aaron is always having contests here where he is giving away content, or giving deals on content to GFY posters, which naturally is going to bring new people to post here, yet for some reason he gets banned.

I wonder if he should even follow through on his offer, I mean, after all, if he is banned, how can he possibly even announce the winner.

Not sure why GFY would want to ban an obvious asset like AaronM.

he is welcome to post over at my board any day.

UnseenWorld · 03-10-2002, 10:12 PM

"Mmm, that blow job Aaron gave me really hit the spot."

RedShoe · 03-10-2002, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baddog
I have to wonder, here Aaron is always having contests here where he is giving away content, or giving deals on content to GFY posters, which naturally is going to bring new people to post here, yet for some reason he gets banned.

I wonder if he should even follow through on his offer, I mean, after all, if he is banned, how can he possibly even announce the winner.

Not sure why GFY would want to ban an obvious asset like AaronM.

he is welcome to post over at my board any day.

Asset??

baddog · 03-10-2002, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe

Asset??

okay, okay, maybe I was overstating it a little, but am sure he is an ass something

421Fill · 03-10-2002, 10:52 PM

" Allright, outta my way! Where's the fucking bathroom around here?! I gotta piss like racehorse!"

theWatsonian · 03-10-2002, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM

"And here is another way to get banned by Lensman..."

smack · 03-10-2002, 11:37 PM

"damn, nothing like a hot coffee enema in the back of a van to get you going!"

fuct · 03-10-2002, 11:48 PM

hey bitch...
now get on your knees and tell me that you love me...

tree · 03-10-2002, 11:52 PM

FUCK! I didnt giggle it long enough now its running down my leg!

03-05-2002, 02:20 PM	#1
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	March Caption Contest OK Folks, this month I am going to steal Unseen's idea and offer a discount to EVERYBODY who participates. As usual, the winner gets a free set of content from Aaron Matthews Productions. Congrats to R3K for winning the last one. Here is this months pic..... Goodluck. Hit me up on ICQ for your discount code once you have contributed to the contest. The discount will be valid through March 18, 2002. Contest runs through the 11th of March. Last edited by AaronM; 03-05-2002 at 02:27 PM..

03-05-2002, 02:33 PM	#3
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Alright, now where's the Synagog? __________________ just a little bit naughty

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Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	And I thought getting the top link on the Hun made my ass burn!

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	I have to wonder, here Aaron is always having contests here where he is giving away content, or giving deals on content to GFY posters, which naturally is going to bring new people to post here, yet for some reason he gets banned. I wonder if he should even follow through on his offer, I mean, after all, if he is banned, how can he possibly even announce the winner. Not sure why GFY would want to ban an obvious asset like AaronM. he is welcome to post over at my board any day.

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