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  • Amputate Your Head
    There can be only one
    • Aug 2001
    • 39075

    #1

    Miracle shirt turns losers into babe magnets

    LOS ANGELES ? Geeks are becoming popular party animals, thanks to an incredible new shirt that makes them seem as sexy as Hollywood movie stars!

    It?s called the Party Shirt, and it turns social misfits into irresistible hunks. Early tests show the chemically treated shirt drives women wild whenever they come near any man who?s wearing it.

    ?I used to get tossed out of line any time I tried to get into a hot nightclub,? says Ralph Jarmel, a 22-year-old convenience-store clerk from L.A. ?Girls would laugh at my skinny body and my eyeglasses.

    ?Then I found this incredible shirt, and it?s like Saturday Night Fever every night.?

    The Party Shirt is the creation of designer Amanda Lowson, who?s been testing it in fun-loving towns like Los Angeles, New York and Miami. Lowson combined her fashion sense with a degree in chemistry to produce a social lifesaver.

    Lowson says the silk-rayon fabric is treated with male sex pheromones, which are chemicals naturally produced by the human body. Pheromones have been scientifically proven to reel in the opposite sex by causing an almost magnetic attraction through the sense of smell.

    ?We tested the fabric with a group of homely men and a group of attractive women,? Lowson says. ?The women barely glanced at the men when the test subjects were wearing ordinary clothing. But when we had them put on the Party Shirt ? well, the women latched on to them so fast you?d think the guys had just won the lottery.?

    Lowson, who?s still working on a women?s version of the shirt, says she also used color-theory research. ?Many studies have shown that people respond positively to vibrant colors and patterns,? she explains. ?Our focus groups had extremely positive reactions to the classic Hawaiian shirt, which caused them to view the wearer as fun and hip.?

    ?No one ever saw me that way before,? says a soft-spoken 27-year-old accountant from Miami. ?Then I wore the Party Shirt to a cocktail party, and the next thing I knew I was dancing with two really hot women.?

    Scientists are skeptical about the Party Shirt.

    ?Pheromones are not some kind of magic potion that wipes out all reason in a woman,? says a spokesman for the Human Pheromone Project in Denver. ?Once she sniffs you, you?d better be able to keep her interest.?

    Lowson agrees completely.

    ?The pheromones may just be a confidence booster that helps shy men get over their self-consciousness,? she says.

    ?Perhaps this shirt just gives them the courage to show the truly magnetic personality they had inside them all the time.?
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  • Brown Bear
    Confirmed User
    • May 2002
    • 4982

    #2
    fuck the party shirt, I want party boxers!
    Surrender all your independent thinking and Click Here for re-programming.

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    • Pipecrew
      Master of Gfy.com
      • Feb 2002
      • 14888

      #3
      I Know of a webmaster with one

      Last edited by Pipecrew; 10-16-2002, 06:48 PM.

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      • eRock
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2001
        • 3112

        #4
        I don't believe it cuz chicks dig losers...
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        • Amputate Your Head
          There can be only one
          • Aug 2001
          • 39075

          #5
          Originally posted by Pipecrew
          I Know of a webmaster with one

          ROFL!!!
          SIG TOO BIG

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          • AaronM
            GFY Royality ;)
            • Oct 2001
            • 46917

            #6
            FUCK!

            My secret is out. Thanks for nothing AMP.

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            • gotys
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2002
              • 767

              #7
              Originally posted by AaronM
              FUCK!

              My secret is out. Thanks for nothing AMP.
              Your secret? Look at me! I am totally fucked now!
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              • SecondWave
                Registered User
                • Oct 2002
                • 26

                #8
                OMFG!!!! Oh shit, I am laughing too hard to write anything serious!

                The computer geek solution!!!

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                • SykkBoy2
                  Jesus loves bacon
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 19969

                  #9
                  pardon me while I step out to grab me a pair of party pants.......
                  Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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                  • Schwick
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 543

                    #10
                    Have any of you ever tried one of those pheromone colognes and what was the outcome?

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                    • galleryseek
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2002
                      • 8234

                      #11
                      hahahahaha. pipecrew, that is the funniest damn response i've seen.

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                      • diggy
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 684

                        #12
                        jesus petr.. dont they come with instructions??

                        unbutton that godamn shirt man!

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                        • diggy
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 684

                          #13
                          and stop stealing the clothes out of the salvation army bins

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                          • Jizar II
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2001
                            • 1425

                            #14

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                            • marty
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 1656

                              #15
                              Suck me sideways.... where can I get a shirt like that, and does she come with it?

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                              • JFK
                                FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                • Jan 2002
                                • 67369

                                #16
                                Ordered a dozen ! Aria is camping on my doorstep in anticipation!

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                                • Firehorse
                                  Desire it and have it!!!
                                  • Apr 2002
                                  • 30767

                                  #17
                                  I wonder if ppl will wear that stuff for weddings!

                                  I guess they will have to sleep in their clothes!
                                  MySweetEbony

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                                  • Juge
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2001
                                    • 1917

                                    #18
                                    Let's see some pictures of this shirt. Maybe it is made up of $100 bills around those colors.

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                                    • HQ
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 3539

                                      #19
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                                      • pimplink
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jun 2001
                                        • 9535

                                        #20
                                        This reminds me of the pheromone "cologne" I used to push. Nice minor income, I would sell about 2-3 bottles per day.

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                                        • diggy
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 684

                                          #21
                                          bahhahah isnt this the same site that reported a comet was going to destroy the earth?

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                                          • RMG
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Apr 2002
                                            • 542

                                            #22

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                                            • JFK
                                              FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 67369

                                              #23
                                              Got My shirt in the mail ! Wow, the chicks are starting to line up outside !

                                              http://www.fubarwebmastersadventures...r/PIC00323.htm

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                                              • Plat
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2002
                                                • 2680

                                                #24
                                                o_0
                                                Im fuckin retired

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