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CDSmith · 10-11-2005, 10:06 AM

Replace all female flight attendants with good looking strippers. The attendants have gotten old and haggard looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again hoping to see naked women.

Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenue.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

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pornguy · 10-11-2005, 10:08 AM

Now that is funny. But when his wife lands in the white house, the shit is going to hit the fan.

Manowar · 10-11-2005, 10:12 AM

10-11-2005, 10:06 AM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Interesting plan Replace all female flight attendants with good looking strippers. The attendants have gotten old and haggard looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again hoping to see naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenue. Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself? Sincerely, Bill Clinton www.jokesbee.com :D __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

10-11-2005, 10:08 AM	#2
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10-11-2005, 10:12 AM	#3
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