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EscortBiz 10-11-2005 03:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by High Quality
Anyone who believes a pro body builder can't whipe their own ass is fucken insane.

Even if you are so huge that your lats disallow you to "scratch your ass", which incidentally I doubt - I've watched countless hours of olympia competitions to know how flexible pros are - at last resort they can always pull a "vagina whipe" and put their arms between their legs and go back to front.

I mean you gotta be one damn fool to believe a story like they can't whipe their own asses! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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u-Bob 10-11-2005 04:27 AM
this is one funny thread. lmao.

Drake 10-11-2005 04:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays
one guy told me his girlfriend wipes his ass for him. i am not real aquainted with all the various ass cleaning techniques out there... but i am sure those that needed to, found solutions. ;)

i am 5'10", 250 pounds at 18% bodyfat and its getting harder and harder for me to reach behind my back and i am not really that big comparitively. Ronnie Coleman will compete at Mr Olympia this month at over 300 pounds and 1% or less bodyfat at 5'9" (i think) and I am sure its not an easy thing for him considering he has a massive back. i would not be very surprised if he needs help. if anyone was interested to know, they could hang out at outback steakhouse in arlington texas and see if he ever users the restroom there by himself. :)
:1orglaugh

Drake 10-11-2005 04:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Rob
I honestly couldn't imagine sticking my head between ANY man's ass regardless of weight.
:1orglaugh on GFY we're always compelled to answer nasty rhetorical questions

quantum-x 10-11-2005 04:42 AM
I was looking for a plunger pic, but came up with this, which is funnier.

http://data.astronomycamp.org/2003/B...os/plunger.JPG

Violetta 10-11-2005 04:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Franck
Can you imagine sticking your head between the ass of an obese guy who hasnt been able to wipe his ass for the last 5 years :/
lol... this was the first thread I opened today! Nice start! :1orglaugh

abz 10-11-2005 05:19 AM
Instead of going round the back and up, they go through the legs and down...gets a bit messy sometimes

Quagmire 10-11-2005 06:24 AM
Isn't that what a scarf is for? Throw it over the shoulder, sit on it, fish around in front until you find the end, then pull like a ripcord.

DutchTeenCash 10-11-2005 06:26 AM
they just dont :)

Doctor Dre 10-11-2005 06:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pleasurepays
most people are not aware that most of the bigger pro body builders can't wipe their own ass.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
I can imagine Arnold the terminator, gov of california... asking for his wife to come wipe his ass

sonofsam 10-11-2005 06:29 AM
50 wonders of life

Doctor Dre 10-11-2005 06:29 AM
The answer to this is the small water thigny you can buy next to your bathroom ... you sit on it and it wipes it for you ;)

Satisfaction 10-11-2005 06:57 AM
lmao... nice thread dude..

MetroPornTour 10-11-2005 07:13 AM
I already provided the fucking answer.
But does anyone read it. NO not even when I super size the words!!!

EroticySteve 10-11-2005 07:21 AM
A fatass bidet.

http://www.crystalhorizon.com/images...d/fireHose.jpg

lisa k 10-11-2005 07:24 AM
very carefully ... :/

EroticySteve 10-11-2005 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted by MetroPornTour
I already provided the fucking answer.
But does anyone read it. NO not even when I super size the words!!!
You're way to angry. You did provide a solution. I don't think most poor fat people have one of those though.

Looks neat even for those of us who aren't that fat.

Funbrunette 10-11-2005 08:54 AM
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Originally Posted by thinkx
they just dont :)
ROFL!!!!!! :1orglaugh

sfera 10-11-2005 09:27 AM
they dont thats why alot of them stink


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