A Little Johnny for pet lovers... - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 10-10-2005, 03:32 PM

Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no other animal in the world does this. Johnny's hand shoots up. "Not correct, Miss!" he says.

"Please explain, Johnny," replies the teacher.

"Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my cat on the verandah. The neighbors' Great Dane came around the corner, and my cat went "FFFFFFFF! FFFFFFF! FFFFFFFF!", and before he could say "FUCK OFF!", the dog ate him!"

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cool1 · 10-10-2005, 04:18 PM

LOL good one CD
Adding it to my list

u-Bob · 10-10-2005, 04:22 PM

LOL, good one.

reynold · 10-10-2005, 06:57 PM

Nice one CDSmith!

SleazyDream · 10-10-2005, 06:59 PM

skufty laughs at the joke

Spunky · 10-10-2005, 07:01 PM

Heh heh..that was kinda funny

10-10-2005, 03:32 PM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	A Little Johnny for pet lovers... Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no other animal in the world does this. Johnny's hand shoots up. "Not correct, Miss!" he says. "Please explain, Johnny," replies the teacher. "Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my cat on the verandah. The neighbors' Great Dane came around the corner, and my cat went "FFFFFFFF! FFFFFFF! FFFFFFFF!", and before he could say "FUCK OFF!", the dog ate him!" www.jokesbee.com :D __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

10-10-2005, 04:18 PM	#2
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	LOL good one CD Adding it to my list __________________

10-10-2005, 06:59 PM	#5
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	skufty laughs at the joke __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

10-10-2005, 07:01 PM	#6
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,943	Heh heh..that was kinda funny __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

10-10-2005, 04:22 PM	#3
u-Bob there's no $$$ in porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: icq: 195./568.-230 (btw: not getting offline msgs) Posts: 33,063	LOL, good one.

10-10-2005, 06:57 PM	#4
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Nice one CDSmith!