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directfiesta · 10-09-2005, 09:53 PM

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(KUTV) WASHINGTON, D.C. The idea of having former drug-users working for the FBI may sound strange but that's exactly what the bureau may soon allow.

FBI officials say they're tired of not being able to hire the people they want simply because that person may've used a little marijuana in college.

Current rules don't allow the FBI to hire anyone who's used marijuana in the last three years, or more than 15 times in their life.

Hire them .. It's not like they are going to be president !

Sparks · 10-09-2005, 10:10 PM

Interesting... I never would have thought they would be that selective. I figured they would run drug tests, but damn.

StickyGreen · 10-09-2005, 10:13 PM

makes sense...a lof of well-qualified people smoke weed. you can even do most things high, unlike alcohol...you can't do shit when you're drunk...

LiveDose · 10-09-2005, 10:29 PM

So if you are being interviewed and say you only smoked 14 times you have a chance of getting hired? Yeah right.

Spunky · 10-09-2005, 10:31 PM

They have the best bud

Paul&John · 10-09-2005, 10:37 PM

How da fuck can they find out if you've smoked more then 15times? wtf

High Plains Drifter · 10-09-2005, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul&John

How da fuck can they find out if you've smoked more then 15times? wtf

Applicants have to take a lie-detecter test and a thorough background check is done.

directfiesta · 10-09-2005, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul&John

How da fuck can they find out if you've smoked more then 15times? wtf

LOL... ain't that stupid....

FBI: 14 times only ... OK , you're hired

Trump: 15 times, you're FIRED!!!! ( well not really, since you were not hired)

Doctor Dre · 10-09-2005, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Hostive

Interesting... I never would have thought they would be that selective. I figured they would run drug tests, but damn.

In canada for IIS it's 1 year non pot and never any hard drugs... they test you so hard... call your family, all your high school bodies ... they go waaaaaaaay back

Doctor Dre · 10-09-2005, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul&John

How da fuck can they find out if you've smoked more then 15times? wtf

Lie detector among other things ... I'm pretty sure they do some pretty big investigation on everybody who wanna enter the bureau

Fletch XXX · 10-09-2005, 11:09 PM

they hire pedophiles and rapists, they are known for having their skeletons too

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Ex-FBI Agent Pleads Guilty to Child Abuse

By JOHN SOLOMON
Associated Press Writer

WASHINGTON (AP)--The former chief internal watchdog at the FBI has pleaded guilty to sexually assaulting a 6-year-old girl and has admitted he had a history of molesting other children before he joined the bureau for a two-decade career.

John H. Conditt Jr., 53, who retired in 2001, was sentenced last Friday to 12 years in prison in Tarrant County court in Fort Worth, Texas, after he admitted he molested the daughter of two FBI agents after he retired. He acknowledged molesting at least two other girls before his law enforcement career, his lawyer said.

Conditt sought treatment for sex offenders after his arrest last year, said his attorney, Toby Goldsmith.

``The problem these people have is they don't really feel like it is their fault,'' Goldsmith said. ``The treatment doesn't work unless you admit you are the one who instigated it, and he did that.''

Conditt headed the internal affairs unit that investigates agent wrongdoing for the Office of Professional Responsibility at FBI headquarters in Washington from 1999 until his retirement in June 2001, the FBI said. He wrote articles in law enforcement journals on how police agencies could effectively investigate their own conduct.

FBI officials said Tuesday they had no information to suggest that Conditt had any problems during his career and he was never the subject of an investigation.

Goldsmith said he was concerned about the safety of his client in prison given that he is a former FBI agent and an admitted child molester. ``He's not going to be comfortable in the penitentiary,'' the lawyer said.

Goldsmith said his client had admitted that he had molested at least two other girls before he became an FBI agent more than 30 years ago, but that there was no evidence of any wrongdoing while he served in the bureau.

``It seems that he never did because he had stricter control at that time,'' the lawyer said.

Conditt could have faced life in prison, and prosecutors requested he get 50 years. The judge sentenced him to 12 years in prison, in part citing Conditt's decision to spare the victim the trauma of a trial, Goldsmith said.

Conditt's conviction is the latest controversy to strike the FBI's Office of Professional Responsibility.

Last year, FBI Director Robert Mueller transferred the head of the office to another supervisory assignment outside Washington, three months after rebuking him for his conduct toward a whistleblower.

That whistleblower, John Roberts, alleged the FBI disciplinary office had a double standard that let supervisors off easier than line agents.

Those allegations prompted investigations by Congress and the Justice Department inspector general. The latter concluded there was no systematic favoritism of senior managers over rank-and-file employees but there was a double standard in some cases involving crude sexual jokes and remarks.

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websiex · 10-09-2005, 11:09 PM

The polygraph is a big hoax, anyone can easily manipulate the results of a polygraph by using easy to learn countermeasures.

What a polygraph does is measures sweat on the finger tips, heart rate by blood pressure, and breathing with tubes around the abdomen. Then it records each measurement on paper.

How it works is the "polygrapher" asks control questions, relevent questions, and irrelevant questions. To determine whether you're lying, he will compare the control questions reactions and the relevants reactions. If the control questions are more reactive then you are telling the truth, if the relevant question is more reactive, then you are deemed lying. This is the ONLY way a polygraph can be done.

So pretty much, if you want to defeat the polygraph; all you have to do is react to the control questions more than you react to the relevant questions. This is explained in a free downloadable book on the site http://www.antipolygraph.org/ and it shows you exactly how to do it. I suggest reading it just for information on this voodoo machine.

Pretty funny how so many organizations put faith into this machine when it is just a big load of BS. Anyone can can beat it, yet these departments still use it. It also gives false positives sometimes too which can say someone was lying when they weren't, and this happens around 50% of the time. This can ruin peoples careers with organizations such as the FBI, even though they were telling the truth. Pretty scary.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-09-2005, 11:15 PM

The Prez reportedly was a cokehead in college, so wuz the big dealio?

As long as the FBI can keep their priorities straight, and use my tax dollars wisely, I don't care if they take a few tokes of reefer - maybe they can then educate the unenlightened that pot is not public enemy numero uno.

My advice...start with the big stuff, like terrorism, government/political corruption, CP, and leave the rest of us alone. In exchange, we won't hassle you for smoking the ganja...Peace out!

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Babagirls · 10-10-2005, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen

makes sense...a lof of well-qualified people smoke weed. you can even do most things high, unlike alcohol...you can't do shit when you're drunk...

not true. i went to work (as a cook) drunk once.
it was my day off, all 3 cooks that night called off, they offered me double the pay and being 21 and poor, i couldnt turn it down. damn near chopped my finger off while cutting a sandwhich but after a pot of coffee and 1 hour later, i was good to go

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