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Violetta

10-09-2005 02:04 PM

scary fucker... nothing I have seen before!

BigCashCrew

10-09-2005 02:13 PM

Jeez, my GF would shit (and so would I) if I saw that in the pool ;) I like how it is measured against a quarter and some sunglasses. Nice pics.

Dagwolf

10-09-2005 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katsondaprowl

It looks like a cross between an ant and a grasshopper.

An Asshopper maybe? :winkwink:

V_RocKs

10-09-2005 02:26 PM

They do spit shit into your eyes if you get close to a live one... And the shit is like mace! Also they can shoot this milky goo a few feet. So if you get close to one and want to really check it out in its live state, leave you hand up near your eyes and see if you can put it infront of them before the goo hits ya... Talk about fun....

On another note... Anyone want to do a site, www.potatobugfacials.com ?

Sosa	10-09-2005 02:27 PM

damn, that is big

phatzane®

10-09-2005 02:31 PM

dude host your own pics.... :1orglaugh :winkwink:

Stamen

10-09-2005 02:33 PM

That thing is a Jerusalem cricket, I used to catch a few of them out at Red Rocks when I was a kid, haven't seen one in years though.

The Captain

10-09-2005 02:55 PM

that shit is GROSS!

reynold

10-09-2005 06:51 PM

Di you check your bed or the bathroom? They could be all over your house now. :(

Fucksakes

10-09-2005 06:52 PM

50 bugs....

Fucksakes

10-09-2005 06:53 PM

50 more bugs

RRRED

10-09-2005 06:56 PM

omfg I would absolutely lose it. I think I'm already going to have nightmares. I can't believe some of the frigging bugs down in Cali.. It's bad enough when the sun goes down and you walk outside you just hear "crunch crunch" NASTY!!!!

Doctor Dre

10-09-2005 07:01 PM

That's a hell of a find ... I'm really not scared by bugs but this one looks killer ;)

DWB	10-09-2005 07:44 PM

ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkk kkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hate bugs. fucking HATE them. i would of freaked out if i saw one of those anywhere near me.

Martin

10-09-2005 07:50 PM

Fucking ulgy ass bug.....

Rebecca Love

10-09-2005 08:03 PM

ummm :helpme

Shoehorn!

10-09-2005 08:09 PM

That things fucking crazy.

Spunky

10-09-2005 08:12 PM

Damn..those things are huge

aico	10-09-2005 08:21 PM

Ever see the episode of Fear Factor that Masuimi Max was on? They had to eat those fuckers alive!!! And they would bite them inside their mouths, was fucking awesome!! :thumbsup

zipprice

10-09-2005 10:09 PM

its an adult bag !!!
they eat porn webmasters

MediaHound

10-09-2005 10:13 PM

nice chop

Sarah_Jayne

10-09-2005 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

An Asshopper maybe? :winkwink:

:1orglaugh

elitetec

10-09-2005 11:15 PM

they're some new shit

Greg B

10-09-2005 11:18 PM

http://www.tcf.ua.edu/courses/Gary/TCF289/THEM.GIF

the source

10-09-2005 11:21 PM

aside from their creepiness they are harmless aka "child of the earth"

Red Ezra

10-09-2005 11:48 PM

they are weird - I saw one on a movie i did out on a ranch - cool bugs

Morgan

10-09-2005 11:51 PM

yup.

jerusalem cricket, aka "potatoe bug"

BigBen

10-09-2005 11:59 PM

I've never seen one of those things living in Socal my entire life. Crazy looking bug.

They should make people eat those on Fear Factor :thumbsup

eguy	10-10-2005 07:31 AM

shit. that thing is fucked up. it even made me post instead of just lurk.

WebairGerard

10-10-2005 07:34 AM

Yeah, looks like a potato bug for sure. Big freakin bug.

Ace-wtf

10-10-2005 07:55 AM

forgot the name they live under the grass in the mud that is why they are pale

Dukes

10-10-2005 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abyss_al

thats a potato bug...

they live underground... these bugs randomly get a tumor, and when they do, their senses tell them to go find water... so they come up from underground in search of water and always wind up dead in puddles or in pools

:thumbsup

Right you are Al, us Mexicans call them "Ninos De La Tierra" which means "children of the ground or dirt", for the simple fact that they look like little babies, god damn those things are distirbing looking......I remember when I was about 9 or 10 and me and my buddies werew having dirt clod fights and I reached down to grab a dirt clod and picked up on of those sonofabitches I about shit my fucking pants!

YankBro

10-10-2005 08:05 AM

looks like a mole cricket to moi...maybe a california cousin of some sort:

http://www.usda.ufl.edu/biocontrol/L...rra-stings.jpg

http://www.usda.ufl.edu/biocontrol/Molecricket1.htm

Nicky

10-10-2005 08:08 AM

Its gotta be an alien :)

u-Bob

10-10-2005 08:10 AM

a crocodile? :)

gangbangjoe

10-10-2005 08:12 AM

looks cool

gornyhuy

10-10-2005 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

Q: Do potato bugs bite?
A: They gnaw.

lol lol

I don't get it?

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