OSAMA &THE GENIE - GoFuckYourself.com

TurboAngel · 10-08-2005, 08:27 AM

While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a Bottle on a beach and picked it up.

Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

"You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden. The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you!"

The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.

God is good!

Manowar · 10-08-2005, 08:32 AM

is that a redneck joke?

jukeboxfrank · 10-08-2005, 08:34 AM

TurboAngel · 10-08-2005, 08:34 AM

amandaspost · 10-08-2005, 11:46 AM

lol

10-08-2005, 08:27 AM	#1
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	OSAMA &THE GENIE While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a Bottle on a beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?" "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden. The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever." Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you!" The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared. The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance. God is good!

10-08-2005, 08:34 AM	#3
jukeboxfrank Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: www.jenniferworthington.com Posts: 1,207	__________________ ICQ= 231-182-592

10-08-2005, 08:32 AM	#2
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	is that a redneck joke?

10-08-2005, 11:46 AM	#5
amandaspost Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 1,935	lol